Any good long distance bus travel stories?

Like this one: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nnqzm8/the-man-who-decapitated-his-seatmate-on-a-greyhound-bus-in-winnipeg-is-getting-out

>>1084108
I was headed up to Winnipeg once and a guy got on in Mpls and sat next to me. He was headed out to Seattle but gave a look of admiration and disbelief when I told him my destination. "How many weeks is that gonna take?" After much confusion and gentle probing, I discovered his grasp of geography was so poor that he was unaware of the large border shared by the U.S. and Canada and thought I was taking the bus to some sort of ocean going vessel. Later he shrieked "JESUS CHRIST I THINK THATS A BALD EAGLE" at what was clearly a plastic bag blowing around in a ditch. As this all took place in the first 20 minutes, I was forced to choose between feigning sleep or simply chopping his head off, tho luckily i found success with the former.

>>1084108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYiU8mO4g1M
Apparently this song is about an experience the singer had on a Greyhound bus. An old hippie sat next to him and told him about how he killed his baby and buried it in a landfill.