Catbus

>>1081233
That's a big pussy

>>1081233
Curious as to what it's skeleton looks like.

What a miserable existence to not just be an employee of a mass transit system, but to be the actual vehicle. Having homeless people jerk off inside your ribcage, having it encrusted with vomit, split malt liquor, corn chip crumbs, ect into your interior fur, you desperately want to lick clean but you cannot fit your head into your own ribcage.

Also missing so many teeth, no doubt to reckless drivers. Very cruel and sad to be a catbus.

>>1081233
In the summer at night, if you feel a strong breeze out of nowhere, it's usually a catbus.

>>1081263
The catbus is very selective of who gets a ride.

>>1081266
How? Catbus is mass transportation. He may strike but it's illegal to discriminate.

Does catbus use a litter box?

>>1081267
He only shows up at the stop if you are worthy. He's magic after all, he can discriminate against his passengers.

>>1081233
Does catbus carry $2million liability insurance?

>>1081274
Okay, h shows because of magic, in an obvious public street. The princess, general and poet get on board, oh wait, a line has formed, two homeless men and a sweaty Arab man wearing a bulky winter coat who is mumbling constantly also boarded, okay, time to close the catbus door, wait! So many children, also an elderly man with a cane and yellow armband, also, two middle age women with groceries. Then two kids with bicycles.

Too late, magical catbus, you are taking everyone to their destination, you are a bus, not a limo or taxi or magic taxi. Such is the misery of such catbuses.

>>1081305
Nobody can even see him if he doesn't want them to.

>>1081311
Buses do not work like that.

Catbus might open his doors only for some passengers, but others will see the door and scramble in.

No way for Catbus to refuse. He can't reach into his own ribcage to devour passengers. He also cannot see behind him. >>1081311
Buses do not work like that.

Catbus might open his doors only for some passengers, but others will see the door and scramble in.

No way for Catbus to refuse. He can't reach into his own ribcage to devour passengers. He also cannot see to look behind, he can only see forward and can only feel his passengers movement inside his ribcage.

>>1081317
You just don't believe in magic. Good luck ever getting a ride, Anon.

>>1081259
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>>1081259
>>1081259

Catbus has little mice on its roof

>>1081342
Rats senpai

>>1081233
Cat bus

>>1081590
C at Bus

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>>1081233
>ywn sleep on catbus' seats

at us igga

I'm seeing this thread a lot lately

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scat bus

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Japari bus

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beebus

>>1085444
It's the same thread senpai, look at the date