What formidable weaponry do you have mounted on your bikes, /n/?

>>1077708
I use these to remove dead skin from my legs

>>1077709
I use these to remove my legs

>>1077658
These ghetto kids were throwing small rocks at me yesterday. I didn't get hit but I grabbed a broken railroad tie (it broke perfectly with a handle to grab), but they were gone on the way back. It would have been funny to take a fake swipe just to scare them.

I have a taser mounted on mine

>>1077757
>a fake swipe

They're ghetto kids, they know the rules, just dont expect to ride back through the neighborhood without getting recognized

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A dildo.

I have always fantasised about having a pack of nails that gets dropped across the road from my pannier rack when cagers get too close - especially when filtering past the buggers.
Or even chicken wire sticking out a couple feet on either side that can scratch close passers cars to hell and back.

>>1078076
each to his own i guess. i fantasize about winning the lottery or having psychic power or fucking hot chicks traveling to other worlds.
not chicken wire.

>>1078125
maybe he is already rich, frequently fucks hot chicks and has psychic powers tho?

>>1078141
Maybe, maybe not

>>1078141
i somehow doubt it.