How good at cycling do I have to be before I can wear the little hat?

Not at all, in fact a whole lot of clueless fixie hipsters wear them.

How much of a jackass would I look like if I wore one of these off my bike?

>>1065574
A lot of a jackass

depends if you wear a helmet over the top

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https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cycler+hat&t=ffab&atb=v40-7bs&iax=1&ia=images

mfw

Tell me about the cyclist... why does he wear the hat?

>>1065631
http://www.wigglestatic.com/product-media/5360055075/Assos-FuguHelm-Cycling-Cap-Cycle-Headwear-Black-Volkanga-AW14-AACFHBK1.jpg?w=430&h=430&a=7

After a few years of cycling I just recently got that silly little cycling hat. It prevents me from getting these weird sun burns on my temples, it absorbs most of my sweat, it looks sexy as fuck, and it keeps my curly hair properly parted.

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>>1065631
:cringe:

>>1065445
real cyclists aren't allowed to wear those little hats any more

if you do it has to be hidden under a helmet and only used in rain

hipsters ruined them

>>1066678
>t. someone who only knows cycling thru the internet
wear what you want. cycling, as a sport, is pay to play.
if you want the little hat, go buy the little hat.