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>>1063015
Race traitor.

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>>1063019
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fat lazy cager? I’ll have you know I placed top of my age group in the local Cat 1 race, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Goodyear, and I have over 300 confirmed destroyed death cages. I am trained in endurance cycling and I’m the top rider in the entire Tour De France pantheon. You are nothing to me but just another cager. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cyclists across the USA and your license plate number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that hydroplanes out the pathetic little thing I call your death cage. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smash your windshield in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my u-lock. Not only am I extensively trained in u-lock combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cycling Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will smash fury all over your death cage and you will die in it. You’re fucking dead, cager.

>>1063019
which race did she win?

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>>1063025
le Tour de France
Jk, women can't compete in le Tour de France because the organizers are BIGOTS
On a completely serious note though, it is stupid as fuck that women can't race in the tour. Sure, chances are extremely few if any would qualify, but they should be allowed to try to qualify, and if they perform as well as the men, they should be allowed onto the team.

>>1063025
being a nigger

>>1063027
They should have their own separate TdF

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>>1063052
Either way is fine. Have men's and women's specific TdFs or have a single TdF where anyone can qualify regardless of gender if they're gud enough

>>1063089
If the latter were to happen, I'm sure only men would qualify at the top of the requirements, then women's rights movements would push for women to be allowed to race regardless, and everything would be ruined for everyone forever.
Let them have their separate races.

>>1063095
>I'm sure only men would qualify at the top of the requirements
Probably. So what? Let them try.
>then women's rights movements would push for women to be allowed to race regardless
Why would that happen? Have objective qualification requirements. Judge people objectively, based on their performance. Then there is literally no issue.

>>1063100
There's the issue that women's rights activist (or any activist for that matter) don't care about objectivity. They just want whatever they want and quick.

>>1063027
>>1063052
they have la course which is a one day circuit race around paris on the last day of the tour. It's held before the final men's stage
>>1063100
well the issue is what the objective requirements are... if they're "too high", they're still "objective"

The best way would be to calculate an average daily power from past TDFs and that's the baseline to qualify. That way it'll still be the same quality as previous years and if a woman can qualify they should be able to hang

>>1063111
also... there was a pro by the name of Carmen Small who raced with a men's team in the northstar grand prix and she did fine. Still "pro" but obviously not near the caliber of a grand tour

>>1063105
So ignore them? Obviously.
>>1063111
>well the issue is what the objective requirements are... if they're "too high", they're still "objective"
Have the qualification requirements exactly the same as they are now, except don't factor gender into it. Not that difficult.

>>1063112
I bet I could beat her in a cat6 and get more KOMs than her

>>1063113
>So ignore them? Obviously.
So they bitch harder and harder until someone gives out.

>>1063122
>So they bitch harder and harder until someone gives out.
Then why aren't women allowed in the TdF right now, faggot?

>>1063125
They haven't bitched hard enough yet, just wait

>>1063138
nope

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>>1063027
we got the same kinda shit in track and field
for the decathlon women aren't allowed to compete and instead must compete in the heptathlon

>>1063089

Are tits aero?

>>1063290
Tits definitely are not aero.

>tfw no qt3.14 flat cyclist gf

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>>1063290
no
small tits cyclist girls best cyclist girls

>>1063169
that pic makes me slightly uneasy

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>>1063359
Why? Morels are delicious!

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>>1063353
>having a tattoo

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>>1063366

>>1063382
>Training
>Using makeup
>Taking retarded selfies

I can't understand women.

>>1063412
how is a selfie retarded? Im not a selfie guy, never have been. But you just seem bitter for some reason? You get turned down by women all your life or something?

>>1063437
>all that projection

>>1063412
Its not that you don't understand women. It's that you don't understand how it is to be rally attractive and desirable.

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>>1063451
Nah he's right and you're wrong.

>>1063689
I always thought this pic had a sort of a subversive joke about the self-objectification of women and so on

>>1063909
This is a group of men anon

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>>1063924
No it's not you stupid fucking homosexual mormon

>>1063940
poor girl, she needs needs breast reduction surgery on those awful things

>>1063950
Then how would she get sponsors?

Do women enjoy cycling?
I don't think they do

>>1063967

I see lots having fun on the trails and at the DH park. Unless you're the Flintstones sitting at the Cafe after the grueling 10 mile trek.

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>>1063689
>>1063412
She had a flat tire and was disappointed. I think seeing her in the picture of the bike added to the picture rather than detracted it.

>>1063969
But are they actually enjoying cycling, or just looking for a thrill?

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>>1063982

Both and exercise. Unless they're a roadie chick, They never look like they're having fun.

>>1063982
They enjoy cycling because it's a thrill, just like men, you fucking moronic dumbfuck.
>>1063987
>be me
>mountain biking with friend
>cute AS FUCK asian girl mountain biking alone on the same trail
>we stop at the same spot (her turnaround I think, and where we were getting off the main trail to do the gnarly downhill section), talk briefly
>turns out she rides a different trail all the time which is also a trail I ride cause it's really close to where I live
>tfw I'm too socially awkward and antisocial and autistic to ask her to ride together sometime
FUCK
I regret that so much
that was like 2 years ago

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>>1063997
>>turns out she rides a different trail all the time which is also a trail I ride cause it's really close to where I live
>>tfw I'm too socially awkward and antisocial and autistic to ask her to ride together sometime
>FUCK
>I regret that so much
>that was like 2 years ago

allow me to show everyone why you're retarded and/or a joey

>trail close to home that you claim to ride
>this chick apparently rides it all the time
>two years go by without ever meeting even by chance at that trail you both ride 'all the time'

you don't even ride you fuckin' joey get outta here and get on your bike for once.

>>1063997
>not spending every moment riding that trail

>>1063987
>female MTB rider
lol, red flag right there that she's got issues. guaranteed tattoos and HPV at a minimum, probably the kind to poke holes in your condom so she can "surprise" you with the "good" news and boast to all her friends that she finally "caught" a good man.

this is up there with chicks pretending to be into guns

>>1063982
Women don't enjoy things.

>>1063997
Found the guy who doesn't actually enjoy cycling

>>1063052
I would love that, if only to have a second tour to watch.
Seeing guys and girls competing together would be fun though, but I imagine it would be pretty male dominated.

>>1063386
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>1064050
>>1064052
I moved to a different state like a week later (and since I was going to move that's partly why I didn't ask her to ride together, I knew we wouldn't have much time; but I still regret it) but I only left the state for like half a year, and when I moved back I never saw her again.
>>1064096
I enjoy cycling very much. I would enjoy it even more if I was accompanied by a cute girl.

>>1064133
>Seeing guys and girls competing together would be fun though, but I imagine it would be pretty male dominated.
Of course it would be male dominated but that makes the few women who make it (if any do) that much more awesome and waifu tier.

>>1063982
I thoroughly enjoy bike touring, that must count for something

>>1064498
The question was about women though.

>>1063386
>normie-tier bike and kit
Dropped

Cycling is such a male sport that even a 4/10 girl who likes it will have 10k+ instagram followers as long as she posts consistently and tags #bikegirl, etc.

>>1064505
good1

>tfw the idea of having a qt cyclist waifu to ride with seems pretty fun at first but you predict that there will always be a need to go fast (and climb) and that your qt cyclist waifu will probably not be able to keep up with you thus creating feelings of annoyance/irritation

Can any bros speak to this? Will having someone else with me overcome that need for "gotta go fast" and "gotta climb" or am I just autistic af?

>>1064532
>Will having someone else with me overcome that need for "gotta go fast" and "gotta climb"
No, not really. If you haven't had sex with her yet and the ride is a pretext to "get to know each other" you might be motivated to keep your priorities straight, but once she's proven herself to have terrible judgment by letting you stick your wiener in the hole between her legs, you will find her presence on rides to be unbearable

>>1064533

Hahhah I'm fkn dead X'D

>>1064532
ride with her on your recovery days? it's best to go all-out on your own, it'd be difficult to find someone who completely adheres to your speed given all circumstances, female or otherwise.

>>1064498
tits+contact or gtfo

>>1064532
Ride an old steel bike and let her ride a GOTTA GO FAST carbon bike, and just wait for her at the top of climbs, that will even things out.

>>1064498
I have spent more than a year of my life touring and I've never seen a woman touring alone. A couple with husbands, a couple with boyfriends and one with her brother.

>>1064778
>tfw no qt bike touring sister with whom to share a hot shower and cozy hotel bed
>you will never know what it feels like to check into a small hotel as husband and wife and pay cash and everyone says "you look like siblings" and laugh knowingly

>>1064779
They did share a tent. Maybe things got lonely enough after long days on the road to venture beyond the normal bounds of sibling love.

>>1063689
Coincidentally I was just thinking about this image the other day and musing that the male side should be shot from straight above and include his feet. Either barefoot or in some busted ass sneakers...

>>1063982
We're all just looking for a thrill, anon. That's the point.

>>1064779
>>1064781
L-lewd!!

>>1064778
http://www.thebikeramble.com/

>>1064812
Ok, maybe ~0.5% of solo bicycle tourers are female. Props to her.

Also,
>Distance covered: 35 244 km
>Days on the road: 720
>Average daily distance: 83 km

?

>>1064817
median average?

>>1064807
No, we aren't, and it's not

>>1064817
>>Distance covered: 35 244 km
>>Days on the road: 720
>>Average daily distance: 83 km
I guess women suck at math too.

>>1064778
There were a couple different blogs I was following of solo female cyclists. They both got themselves cream pied within months of each other. Now the blogs are just baby pics.

>>1064081
Who hurt you anon?
It's ok, let it out.

>>1064932

link

>>1064951
https://cyclingdutchgirl.com
https://cyclesouthchica.wordpress.com

>>1064962
Ok, but apart from those, what have the Romans REALLY done for us

>>1064082
This

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>>1063027
Is that trough seat so she can piss while riding and not get it on her?

>>1063100
You haven't dealt with sjw's. Everything is subjective to them. They want all the benefits without doing any of the work or burdening the responsibilities and consequences that come with said benefits.

>>1068085
Cute
>>1068087
So don't let the SJWs influence it, just as we don't let them influence it now. Pretty obvious solution isn't it dumbfag?