Is it possible that Simon Richardson is the best boy?

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No, but its possible his mother was raped by a wild boar.

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He's kind of a douchebag sometimes. But overall a very nice guy. 10/10 would ride with.


>ftw the guy you just delivered his curry to doesn't want to take a selfie with you.

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>choosing anything other than /ourcop/ matt

matt > simon > dan

just in terms of arms alone. dan is a skeleton and it annoys me

>>1059031
i'm partial to martyn ashton myself but si is a fine lad.

He is the man who can't say:

1) and
2) or
3) But

like a normal human being does. Cannot be unnoticed.

>>1059031
Best boy? Maybe.
/ourguy/? No that's Matt everyone knows it.

Dan Lloyd is clearly best.

Actually rode in the pro tour for the Cervelo test team and is overall a top lad.

>>1059594
All 3 of them were road pros weren't they? Matt actually won the nats.

>>1059646
yea
matt and dan were the better riders in their pro days by far compared to Si

>>1059482
Wheelchair party when

>>1059646
yeah. Dan and Matt are road only, whereas Si and Lasty started off in CX. I think Dan had the best career though, rode in multiple GT's, classics and WT events

matt > dan > simon

lasty always looks like he is nursing a k-hole

Tfw you fall for the gcn marketing machine

>>1059550
it's called an accent mate

>>1059550
yanks aren't normal human beings lad

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>stephens was BRCC champ in the 90s
>rode the tours in a team with a known doping connection

Where is the GCN episode on what doping was really like in the 90s.

>>1059471
That scene looked pretty scripted though.
I don't believe he's SO autistic that the actually expects some random dude to recognise him and then offers a selfie

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>>1059031
>mountainbiker

>>1060894
pretty sure it was a joke mate

>>1060084
Just discovered gcn and I'm so fucking guilty. At least I'm not spending wads on their gcn kit lmao

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>this is apparently matt richardsons house

look at them fucking comics

>>1065273
stephens*

Why are all these guys so effeminate?

>>1065294
Because of the xenoestrogens from the plastic saddles that are leeching into their anuses

>>1059742
Dan started with MTB too. Hence the wheelies

>>1065294
so it's less gay when you're crushing hard on matt stephens.

>>1063586
>gcn kit lmao

Their kits are so expensive. Wouldn't mind getting a jersey, at least the very basic one.

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>>1065455
>man it can't be that expensive
>look at the store

u wot

>>1060894
Yep, it was a joke for the camera. I don't think it was scripted at all since it would have been a huge waste of time.

ONE
MILLION

>>1066048
BY
PACO
RABANE

>>1065474
that's just how much Assos gear costs. i have two pairs of S5 shorts that i bought second-hand, with a pad where another man's balls and asshole had been. super worth it.

also the GCN shorts are the S7s which have THIS MAGICAL FEATURE:
http://www.velonews.com/2013/09/bikes-and-tech/fancy-a-kuku-penthouse-assos-releases-new-s7-shorts-line_302206

Dan said "yee dinosaur" in that last video

Pretty good day all in all

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Tom>Matt>Dan>Simon

Matt and Dan should be commentators for eurosport, they are far better than that kirby dude and the others

Matt makes the most astute observations of any cycling commentator

I still like Kirby though but kind of as comic relief

>>1067278
...all my life I've been gripping the brake hoods wrong.

>>1067314
I'm not sure that's the right way, it looks like it'd feel like crap. Not how i hold them either

>>1067314
>>1067549
You can grab the hoods in several different ways depending on the situation

>>1067549
>>1067554
Jesus fuck you autists are like humor black holes, able to suck fun out any joke that enters your gravitational pull.

>>1067568
Or maybe you're just not funny

>>1067577
Must have gotten too close to you.

>>1067278
They are commentators for Eurosport, but for some reason they're put on the streams with go to continental Europe rather than the UK.

From the /n/ board of 4chan, welcome to the GCN show

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OI LUV CUM HERE AND GIVE US A KISS

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>>1059741
FOREVER

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>>1065455
>look at gmbn kit
>ls jersey 35
>ss jersey 33

doesnt say troy lee designs all over it tho so its prob slow

>>1059031
Only if you enjoy people who speak with a voice fry.

>>1069587

Somebody record this, while sitting on a computer.

>>1063586
I'd feel like a dick wearing their kit anyway. It's bad enough wearing regular branded kit.

Someone ring a pic of Simon's squat form, that stuff is legendary

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>>1070918
Found it

>>1070920

Most of /fit/ should take note from that atg form.

>>1070925
>that spine position
>heels practically touching
t. the guy from the "bike training bible"
all you're missing is toes pointed forward

>>1070920
NICE CROPPING FAGGOT

>>1070001
well at least he found a way to get back on a bike
https://youtu.be/kX_hn3Xf90g
https://youtu.be/wToZJ_bfUYM