US airline pilot related questions

>>1057099
>>1057100
Is there some reason you're not using the mass sterilization and population control abilities?

Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up straight?

>>1057101
To be honest, yes.

Thats just the 'free text' page in the ACARS.

You can type whatever you want, but it doesn't actually do much.

>>1057102
Yes

>>1057103
Massive disappointment desu senpai.

>>1057105
Sorry dude.

I wish chemtrails were real.

But they aren't.

I've never seen a UFO either (been flying since the 90s)

>>1057099
What're you flying?

>>1057099
What was your interview like? A bit far away for me, but still curious. Gotta hour build first, gonna start training for my CFII soon, already taken the knowledge tests.

What do all the buttons do?

In a flight sim all you need is the throttle and a joystick. Why is a real plane so much more complex?

Can you take me for a tour around the cockpit and tell me what switches do what?

>>1057099
What was your career path? Where'd you get your license, who did you start flying for, etc?

When is the next airline labor strike happening? With only three major legacies left, here's bound to be some labor strife.

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>>1057106
>I wish chemtrails were real.