ITT: /n/ best memes

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>>1055250
>he didn't put eurobeat and multitrack drifting

Anyone have some streamliner pics and pasta? This is the first time in years I'm back to /n/ I used to laugh my ass of to that shit.

>>1055232
This board is slow, even on its busiest days. Sadly, this means there are barely any memes. When a board has high activity, the percentage of new shitposts may stay the same, but the magnitude (actual number of shitposts) increases. When the shitposts reaches critical mass, memes are born. This is the fundamental theorem of dark memeology, and is what you'll find on most boards. What we have in /n/ is light memeology, the slow, slow manufacture of memes which doesnt sacrifice post quality. It acts as quality control too, with only a few memes every moon through this process, you can be sure its the funniest ones.

Personally, I like stuff about the ignorance of normies regarding trains the most.

>>1056051
>melanin enriched mammal
>electrical or mechanical appliance without obvious surveillance
Hmmmm

>>1055250
Now with sound.
https://my.mixtape.moe/gnrskp.webm

>Bump into person I know during morning ride
>ride with them for a while
>they are making small talk
>extreme social anxiety
>afraid they'll hate me if I don't have a response to everything they say
>end up saying "kek," "jej," "lel" and "LEMFAYO" almost constantly
>they ask if I have any races left this year
>"n-n-no w-why?"
>they think I'm joking
>start yelling profanity and vomitting
>spaghetti starts flowing out of my middle jersey pocket
>gets caught in rear wheel and the spaghetti sauce makes the pavement slippery
>I start skidding wildly
>vomit propels me backwards through an intersection
>police officer in car starts chasing me trying to pull me over
>more spaghetti make sthe road slicker thus making me go faster
>no control over bicycle at this point
>crash through the glass doors of an elementary school
>go flying into a classroom nearly drowning all the little kids with spaghetti and vomit
>get enough control over bike to get out of room and avoid drowning
>start bouncing off the walls powered by massive projectile vomitting
>end up in cafeteria
>the lunch ladies are very happy they don't have to make food
>this causes me to get a massive boner and start ejaculating everywhere
>they call the police and accuse me of trying to rape all the students
>I wrote this from a prison cell

Moral of the story, don't ride outside, especially not on the roads. Stick with the indoor trainer, much safer and more enjoyable.

>>1056054
>not eurobeat
Booo

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I liked the downtube-antidowntube banter

>>1056169

I wonder what kind of tube thickness would be needed to be rideable like that.

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>>1056179
Probably about this THICC

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Has anyone saved the edits or were they irrecoverably lost?

>>1056193
That was a fun thread

>>1056051
Somehow, somewhere, this is someone's fetish.

>>1056169
thats dope af bro how did u get the cables to be invisible like that

>>1055253

>he didn't put eurobeat and multitrack drifting with a Bulleid Leader, for my foamiez

all my money.jpeg

>>1056193
So why are these for ladies? Do "male" bikers have no genitals?

>>1060336
Because leaving out the top tube is a compromise to allow riding with skirts and to make getting on and off the bike easier without flashing others. It makes the frame much more flexible and overall shittier to ride.

>>1060348
I rode a lady bike for a few years and it worked perfectly fine.

>>1060363
For everyday riding they work perfectly fine. You'll only notice that they're flexy if you try to put down any power.

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"Why do you have more than 1 bike?"

>>1060391
>no pork tools hatchet

not one of his best works

>>1060401
But it is pretty true, at the beginning of this year I bought a new bike and one day after it came I was already looking for bikes on internet.

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>>1060391
>MEGALIZED

you draw that?

>>1060413
No, a guy from plebbit did, they are pretty nice

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With love, from /o/

>>1060455
That is too true

>>1060416
>No, a guy from plebbit did, they are pretty nice

on what subreddit can i find more n memes?

>>1060678
I saw it on r/bicycling, it's not a meme board, in fact you will see the same boring post every day because 80% of the post are ´´´NBD new bike day´´ threads, 10% of guys posting their strava rides showing pleb numbers, and the rest of the post are average cycling stuff. The good thing about that sub is sometimes you can get a good laught on the NBD because some guys are total freds who buys garbon bikes with raised stems and low seats.

The guy who did that drawings got some shit because he wanted it to be a daily thing and people got upset because they didn't want any spam amongst the insane amount of NBD threads.

>>1060683
>I'm not the only /n/igger who browses /r/bicycling for the NBD posts made by people with too much money
Ayy

>>1061570
>this is honestly a great analogy for the many paths to success in this world
fuck, i don't think i've laughed so hard in years

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This was the last time CJ fell for the 90s MTB with slicks meme

>>1062462
>This was the last time CJ fell from the 90s MTB with slicks meme
FTFY

>>1062462
San Andreas was fun but the lack of free aim in vehicles (including bikes) sucked. On GTA 5 I love riding a carbon road bike up to a car and throwing a sticky bomb at it, then blowing it up as I pedal away.

>>1061571
make a german and australian one

>>1060348

Hey, you know, thank you. I've always known there were old fashioned different bike styles for men and women and never knew why.

>>1060413
>>1060416
>>1060678
>>1060683
He has an instagram that he uploads to, @aquietbird.
One of the better OC content IG accounts.

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>>1056045
/n/ delivars

>>1056051
In what way was that bike rigged?

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>>1056193
>>1056169
I have them!

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>>1063173

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Some of these are real, some are shoops

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This is now a downtube thread

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>>1063177

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>>1063185

>>1055232
Milwaukee Road

>>1063189
are those 80mm arm crank ?

>>1063172
Looks like a taser was placed on the saddle and got activated with a phone call.

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>no Bicycle Pubes
Come on /n/

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>>1063314

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>>1063315

>>1063311
LOL

>>1056051
>Fried Culo

>>1063311
Bingo. See the flashing light? That's a taser.

>>1055234
This.

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>>1063315

>>1062601
What's wrong with "Hubschrauber"? It's perfectly descriptive.

>>1063184
ok, this one got me.

>>1063170

Streamliner is best memeliner.

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Besides being the king of /n/, is BACON a meme?

Also pic, Great White signature saddle.

>>1056313
magnets

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>>1068794
maybe

>>1068794
Bacon makes you fat and being fat is a meme.

>>1068798
mind=BLOWN