Pic not related lol

>>1054288
>STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS

>>1054288
ALL ITEMS LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE DESTROYED BY OUR SECURITY PERSONAL

>>1054337
snitches get stitches.

>>1054304
>please

>TRANSFERS AVAILABLE TO THE

>A
>C
>E
>J
>Z
>N
>Q AND
>R TRAIN

>TRANSFERS ALSO AVAILABLE TO THE PORT AUTHORITY BUS TERMINAL

>>1054288
Goin express

THIS IS A ROCKAWAY-CANARSIE BOUND
L
LOCAL
TRAIN
THE NEXT STOP IS
ATLANTIC AVENUE

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the next train to depart from
platform one
will be the
three
twenty nine
flinders street
stopping all stations to
flinders street

>>1054408
now
arriving
at:
East Richmond

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The next station is: Commercial-Broadway
Change here for the Expo Line
Exit here for the 99 B-Line
.....
This is a Millennium Line train to: Lafarge Lake-Douglas

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Next Station is: Bloor-Yonge
-------------------------------------
Now Arriving At: Bloor-Yonge, Bloor-Yonge Station
Change here for Line 2
Doors will Open on the Right

>>1054288
This is the train to:
Babylon

The next stop is:
Freeport

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Next stop: Hatfield Government Center
Doors to my right
Puertas a mi derecha

>>1054417
Have you ever noticed that Christie Station sounds like "Crispy Station"?

>>1054428
>>1054428
Use the first four cars,please.

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THIS IS THE TRAIN TO
GRAND CENTRAL
THE NEXT STOP IS...
SPUTEN DUYVIL

Freaked me out the first time i heard it

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>>1054408
welcome to...Metro, this is a...Hurstbridge train via the city loop

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BRAINTREE TRAIN

BRAINTREE TRAIN

THIS IS A BRAINTREE TRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5aS-OTMuko

/ourguy/

>>1054337
>>1054360
>I noticed some cars where they shouldn't be

the next stop is
green's farms

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NOW ENTERING: UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON STATION
DOORS TO MY LEFT

THIS IS THE LAST STOP

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The 6:10
local to
Warminster
next to arrive on track
2 section B

>>1054434
This is how I learned my first words in Spanish - and how I fell in love with public transportation.

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>>1054605

*drunken slur*

The ness schtap ish... Broadway an Marion

>>1054615
Shitty announcements for a shitty streetcar. It's broken right now.

>>1054541
The face of autism.

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>prochaine station Lionel Groulx
>correspondence entre les lignes orange et verte
>ouverture des portes... de l'autre cote

>>1054872
*tou dou dou*
Le train... en direction de... Paris Gare de Lyon... est à l'approche. Il desservira les gares de...
Montereau...
Melun...
Villeneuve-Saint-Georges...
Paris de Gare de Lyon.
Veuillez maintenir les distances de securité.
*tou dou dou*

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mit'm fahrad nüsch in erst'n waj'n

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>This is a Yellow Line train to Howard.
>Doors closing.
>Welcome aboard Yellow Line run, 593.
>Oakton-Skokie is next.
>In the direction of travel, doors open on the left at Oakton-Skokie.
>Smoking, littering, and eating are prohibited on CTA vehicles.

>>1055100
Patrician taste.

>>1055100
>and eating are prohibited on CTA vehicles.
You can't eat on the train? Is that actually enforced?

>"IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING"

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青衣
右邊的車門將會打開
Tsing Yi
Doors will open on the right

下一站
九龍
Next station
Kowloon

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King
and
Punchbowl

Major transfer point
Civic Center
Honolulu Hale
Kawaiahao Church
Mission Houses Museum
Main Library
Queen's Hospital
State Department of Health
King Kamehameha Statute

>>1055132
>third world country has a 200mph magic train that takes you from the gate to the basement of the IFC in 30 seconds
>it literally takes less time to get from the airport to Central than it does to pick up my bags and go through customs
>in America we have to wait in line for a taxi for 45 minutes and then get car sick for an hour of gridlock while breathing stale taxi interior fumes in order to get to the city and it costs $200 plus tip

And don't say "but the air train", if you have to get off and take 2 escalators just to wait for another 20 minutes for the next LIRR or NJT only to get stuck in the tunnel because Chris Christie is a corrupt Repugnican fuckhead it's not an actual airport transport system

>>1055162
>2017
>falling for the airtrain jfk meme
its cheaper and almost as slow to take the q10 limited to the a

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>The train is approaching Auburn Station
>Auburn Station
>Look around for personal belongings, and...
OW, FUCK!
>watch your head on the luggage rack

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Please stand clear of the doors.
Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.

>>1055106
Unless a CTA employee actually cares enough to enforce it, no.

>>1054782
I was about to write the same thing.
>twenty-one and a half minutes of that shit?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5zDUg7Sp-0

Stand well away from the edge of platform 2. Fast train approaching. Something about the calm woman announcing that gives me chills every time.

>>1054521

the next...train...to ashmont...arrives..in...50...minutes

>>1055132
>This train is bound for Lo Wu. Passengers for Lok Ma Chau please change trains at Sheung Shui
Dumbest broadcast ever.

>>1055162
Blame NYC geography, Murica planning and system.
For those serious it's 135km/h tops in 25min every 10-12min.

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>>1054288
>>1055132
下一站: 西區海底隧道收費廣場、圓方、環球貿易廣場、九龍站
Next stop: Western Harbour Crossing Toll Plaza, Elements, International Commerce Centre, Kowloon Station
下一站: 西区海底隧道收费广场、圆方、环球贸易广场、九龙站

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>>1055384
>Blame NYC geography
>literally one narrow strip of water
>meanwhile in Hong Kong...

It is, 110%, the cage lobby and their taxi-driving parasite allies. 4 wheel cancer, ruining America once again. Cages should require a renewable 1 year "private cages" tax stamp to be allowed to be operated. The tax stamp would be equivalent to the full retail price of the vehicle itself and would be non-transferable. There would be a limited pool of private cage tax stamps allowed for each municipality equivalent to 5% of the adult population, the face value of the tax stamp would be the starting bid and they would be auctioned. The difference between the winning bid price and the face value would be diverted to youth education programs to help steer at-risk individuals away from the temptations of cage cancer.

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Next bus leaves in... [raspberry] 5 seconds. [bus leaves] Ohh, tough luck, kid. [raspberry] That's the last one til' morning. [raspberry]

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>>1055394
I just wandered in and I'm out of my element. What do you mean by cage?

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>>1055434
It's a primitive form of transport used by hateful, irrational people. They will inevitably evolve into environmentally sound coral reefs after the last recalcitrant cager is welded shut inside his 3500 pound box of steel and murder. Unfortunately for the time being, there are still quite a few around as civilization works on eradicating this terrible plague.

>>1055436
oh buses, thanks

Try as hard as you want, youll never beat "the ram"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SSg-fYDIg

>>1055461
glad to see the announcers on knifecrime island are just as incomprehensible as the ones in new york

>>1055434
People that have been riding bicycles for too long (and thus have permanent infertility due to their vas deferens being under pressure) call normal people transportation--cars--cages.

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This is
King's Cross St. Pancras.
Change here for the
Circle and Hammersmith
Metropolitan
Piccadilly
and
Victoria lines
and mainline intercity, suburban, and international rail services.
This station has step-free access.
This train terminates at
Morden.
Stand clear of the doors.

>>1055438
No, it's cars.

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- Hradčanská, přestup na linky S a další vlakové spoje.
*DING*
- Ukončete, prosím, výstup a nástup, dveře se zavírají
-Příští stanice, Dejvická. Upozorňujeme cestující, že tento vlak končí jízdu ve stanici Petřiny

>>1054410
all stations except east richmond

>>1055479
I read in in her voice.

>>1055132
doesn't that logo kind of look like amtrak

>>1055674
Cannot tell if train is from 1970 or 2017

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College Park
Next stop is East Point
This train is bound for Doraville

>>1056637
It's an old Soviet train from the late 70s refurbished and facelifted in the Czech Republic in the 2000s.

>>1056640
Haha I was right. Did not expect that.

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>>1056647
Forgot to add pic

>>1055247
Good catch

>>1056617
It's the line livery/symbol only. Besides the inspiration can only be common.

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*ding ^ding ^^ding* The next train to arrive on platform 22 goes to Lidcombe via Bankstown. First stop Redfern then Erskineville, St Peters, Sydenham, then all stations to Bankstown then Yagoona, Birrong, Regents Park, Berala and Lidcombe.

Someone actually made a program that can replicate most of the voice announcements in Australia. It's so autistic in the best way http://203.28.90.37/forums?mode=post.single&id=1890425

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The next station
Is Bank.
Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
Change here for the
Circle
District
Northern
and Waterloo and City line.
And the DLR.

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>(futuristic txalaparta)

Amara-Donostia-San Sebastian.

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まもなく
学園前
お出口、
左側に変わります

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*ding dong*
Kongens Nytorv

>>1055394
>>1055436
autism speaks

>>1057128
>shilling for the (((auto lobby)))
shiggydiggy

>>1055434
He's talking about cars. He's representative of the worst type of retarded, dog shit, inbred that /n/ has to offer. Hide posts from him and cancerous polyps like him.

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MTA subway schedules trigger my autism

> NOW: SECOND AVENUE SERVICE

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You are on Trax Blue Line Train to Salt Lake City Center.

Next stop at Murray Central, transfer to Frontrunner and Green Line trains.

>>1054515
who
>hudson line
here?

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Now arriving... West End Station... doors will open to the right
...
...
West End Station... this is the... Orange Line... final destination... Parker Road Station... next stop... Akard Station

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>*dong ding*
Approaching, outbound
Two car, M
Followed by
One car, J
in 3 minutes
Two car, L L
in 5 minutes

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Il treno regionale veloce di Trenitalia..2236...per...Bologna Centrale... delle ore 6:54 è in arrivo al binario 8. Attenzione, allontanarsi dalla linea gialla. Ferma a Padova, Terme Euganee Abano Montegrotto, Monselice, Rovigo, Ferrara, San Pietro in Casale.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase lejos de las puertas.

>>1055247
Should have looked before i said it.

>>1059235

This post post gave me feels

t. emigrant

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This is the train to...Babylon...The Next Station is....Amityville.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8-xkc79G0

>>1054288
>THIS IS THE LAST STOP, THIS IS THE LAST STOP

>>1054417
Wrong

The next station is Bloor-Yonge, Bloor-Yonge station
----------------------------------
Arriving at Bloor-Yonge, Bloor-Yonge station
Change here for Line 2
Doors will open on the right

>>1060545
Why can't canadians come up with normal sounding names? Everything is like "bloor yonge dundas etobicock" like what the fuck man? What ever happened to "happy valley" or "wan chai"?

>>1060551
We can tell who is native by the way they pronounce Etobicoke

>>1060551
Wat? Most streets in Toronto are named after people

>>1054521
La systema de intercommunicaciones para passajeros en caso de emergencia situado al extremo del train