Train stories

I hope the boy wasn't just being a cheeky lil cunt. If he sincerely was being an asshole, you did the right thing.

And the name of the lady? Abraham Lincoln

>>1041682
He was being an asshole. Of course, I asked him politely to stand up but he was just laughing.
After that he became red like a tomatoe and exited the next stop.

>>1041683
And now you know... the rest... of the story.

>applaud

Americlaps, I tell you

>>1041695
It was in Germany

>>1041680
How come their parents didn't kick your ass?

>>1041730
OP is white and the kid wasnt

>>1041735
It would make more sense if it was the other way round.

>>1041680
>On a tram
>pull into stop, school kid boards and holds the door open yelling to his friends to hurry up
>friends slowly amble along the station
>old people complain at him to stop holding everyone up
>driver states over the intercom "Vacate the boarding doors NOW"
>old guy gets up and pushes the kid out the door
>tram departs
That is my story, I didn't give a fuck since I wasn't in a hurry to get anywhere

>>1043524
Pretty funny desu
I've got one

>go on a school trip to London
>with an annoying teacher that I don't like
>catch the train at local station
>get on and manage to get a seat next to some people I like
>teacher has to sit next to a randomer
>he starts talking to her
>and doesn't stop
>for two and a half hours

Don't like the woman but fuck me, even I felt bad for her by the time we got there

>>1043536
>random encounters
Sometimes they can be fun, once on a train going to visit the girlfriend there was a drunk Russian guy wanting to share lager with me and teach me Russian swear words. I entertained him for a bit since he wasn't particularly rowdy and everyone else kept looking away, he did ask if I was going to fuck the girl and I could only give a wry smile as I didn't want to share this with the whole train car.

>>1041696
Teutonoclaps, ich sag' Ihr...

>>1041680
That's awesome. Sometimes kids push the boundaries, it's what they do and now he knows.

Unlike the following scum:
>2004, 10pm catch Vancouver Skytrain at Main St. stn to Metrotown in Burnaby.
>as I walk into 1/3 full car I see 2 guys from my class at BCIT & notice the atmosphere is electric.
>a whole bunch old asian ladies looking & smiling.

ok, wtf is going on? School chum explains what I just missed.
>some scraggly skinny tweaker looking guy and his equally greasy crack-whore take bench next to him.
>sees girl reach over unzip his fly and start giving head!
>awkward moment
>school chum (big 6'4" east indian guy with a heart of gold) says to the guy 'are you for real'?
>tweaker tells him to relax and enjoy the show.
>atmosphere begins to get tense
>people start to move away.
>as train pulls into next station friend gets up and walks behind crackgirl and karate kicks her in the back -- hard!
>she's slammed forward into guys crotch, he screams in pain because she involuntarily bit down
>chum grabs screaming crackgirl by hair and hauls her backwards over seat & out of the train.
>grabs the guy who's still moaning in pain and throws him out just before train doors close.
>train erupts in clapping & cheers.

Several stops later, train is held up while Transit Troopers board car looking for the person who assaulted 2 individuals. No one knows what they are talking about. ;^)

One of only 2 incidents I ever experienced in the 10 months I was there.

>>1043813
You are a horrible person and your mate belongs in prison.

>>1043973
Life isn't a porn vid, anon.

>>1041680
>In paris subway line 8, subway's filled to the brim.
>suddenly, gypsy brats start invading the wagon im in while screaming at each other.
>One of them blocks the door from closing for some unknown reason.
>Does it again.
>and again, train is stuck at station because of it.
>At the third attempt my mom squeeze herself next to me and slap the shit out of the kid. kid goes into rage mod and start insulting me and my mom, her gypos friend joining in.
>When the door closes, i use the fact that we're packed full to crush the kid against the door so she can't reach it. i keep increasing the pressure and watch her miserably fail to wriggle out of my grasp while the train rushes to the next station, bawwing.
>Mom and i grab the kids and start throwing and kicking them out of the wagon, one after the other. Whole wagon starts laughing and help by kicking them out whenever they tried to get back in.

i had a shred of faith in humanity restored that day.

>>1041680
I use to commute by train when I was studying. I would often take the late trains because they are less crowded. And boy, you encounter some crazy people there.

>Empty carriage
>Only a young guy playing a game on his phone
>He briefly looks up just to play on his phone again.
>I'm sitting down not far away, minding my own business.
>At the next station, a small suburb, a weird looking guy comes rushing in and shouts
>"Where are the hookers?"
>Didn't know If he was talking to me.
>"Where are the hookers here?"
>"Pardon me?"
>"Where are the whores at here?"
>Tell him that I wouldn't know, but probably not in this small town
>Tell him he should have gotten out on the last stop in the city.
>He curses and leaves.
>The guy on his phone looks up at me and we burst out laughing.

>>1043973
Found the crackhead

>>1043813
[x] doubt

>>1041690
Jesus Christ are you invoking Paul Harvey?

>>1043991
>shred of humanity restored
>by physically assaulting some children who had the misfortune to be very badly raised

hmmm

>>1045129
They deserved the discipline.

>>1045233
Physical abuse is detrimental to a child's mental state and also illegal.

I'd have my faith in humanity restored if you'd called the social services to remove custody of the children from the lousy gypsy parents, instead of attacking them.

>>1045359
I'm pretty sure that child's mental state had gone down the gutter long before that anyways.

>last train out of the drug hazed hellhole that is the capital region
>hear two guys at the back of the car discuss frantically some insane conspiracies, in a very frantic tone, loud as fuck
>brush it off as a pair of junkies
>discussion lasts the entire journey to the terminal station
>doors open, people get up and leave
>glance at the back of the car to see what sort of crackheads they were
>only one guy stands up
>walks out and through the station, discussing and gesturing wildly as though someone was right next to him
>answers himself in a different tone of voice
>goes to the parking lot and hops in a car

I wonder which one was driving.

>>1045129
Someone's never dealt with gyppos before.

>>1045119
Paul Harvey is a God

>>1045129
They all say that, until they meet gyspies themselves. It's pretty amazing how quick peoples are to do a 180 when confronted to the problem

>Last bus home for the night, 12.45 am.
>Just me and 3 high school friends
>Driver comes on the intercom "You know what I can't stand? The phrase Jumbo Shrimp! It's a damn oxymoron!"
>Stunned commiseration on our part
15 years later it's still the wisest shit I ever heard on public transportation.

>get on train in morristown NJ
>take it to NYC
>take subway to little italy
>ate a cannoli

>>1045359
dont be a cuck

>>1041680
>ITT: Shit that never happened.

>riding a bus to work in Paterson NJ
>buddy comes in
>tell him about weekend's party where bitches were after my cock all the time
>he had a weekend like that too
>I bet all the men in the bus were jelly af

God, we're alphas.

>>1045371
kek

mods b schleep

>>1046737
lol

>>1043563
What did he mean by this?

>>1043813
>>1043973
This. Our society's prudence and closedmindedness is so far along that people think it's okay to kick others in the head if they don't comply with the social norms. It's a desaster. Those two people did others no harm and he hurt them badly and made them lose valuable time and ticket money.
That being said, I doubt the story even happened at all.

>>1043813
that tall tale was tumblr tier

>>1046741
it's nazispeak

>>1044004
Kekd, I love situations like these

>my uncle also trains man
>he is driver.
>sometimes he get death threats
>but never rape.

stay strong trains is hard job.

>>1041680
>if I sit my ass down it stays there
>had a ass had smack me upside the head before
>cheap shotted him in the nuts
>stood up and pushed him down in a quick move
>kicked the shit for brains in the face
>hopped cars and got off at the next stop
>not getting busted for assult
The kid in your story might have deserved it, but you might encounter a real asshole similar to me in your endeavors

>>1046904

>Directly comparing yourself to a snotty nose brat

Asshole or just childish?

>>1046885
XD you do memes? I LOVE memes! :P

>>1046743
it's not a matter of 'social norms' you absolute dolt, it's a matter of basic ethics

ethics that retards like you give no shits, you probably think it's alright to fuck openly in a crowded street as long as "no on else gets hurt", you utter degenerate

>>1047121
>basic ethics
>violent assault against a nonviolent offender
Sure, buddy.

one time i wanted to go east so i hop on a train with this dirty kid and he says everything will go just fine as long as we stay away from methheads and violent people and we ride straight from Oakland to SLC and the first thing he does whn we get off is smoke meth with some dude with a ducttape handle tent stake who keeps talking about stabbing people and all the crimes he would commit for 100 bucks and i happen to had 5 twentys peeking out the top of my little tiny pocket above my pants pocket. so i then hopped on a plane.

>>1047121
You are just closed minded and so caught up in what society has told you. The world would be a much better place if we could just fuck in the street.

>>1047147
>>1047122
consider going to the jungle to your brethren if you want to literally chimp out