how do we make these things great again?

>>1038546
clipless

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>heelys
>great
Millennial detected

Soap shoe master race reporting in

>>1038556
shit, we could combine the two. I could manual to a rail then soap down it into another manual.

>>1038546

Add a motor and batteries.

>>1038556
I can only imagine how many kids slammed their heada against the pavement after a botched slide
What a time to be alive

>>1038546
i still see lolis in cute skirts use these sometimes
looks pretty great there

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life could be good again

>>1038546

A Rivendell M.U.S.A. edition with American leather, proofhide, twine laces, and 30 TPI panaracer wheels because 120 tpi is for Freds

>>1038546
They still exist, don't they?
>>1038556
It's like taking rollerblading and skateboarding and making them completely lame.

>>1038663
Lolis always look great.

>every citizen is given one in your city
Would that help pedestrian traffic where you live?

>>1038554
/thread

>>1038695
Actually it's like taking skateboarding and parkour and making them completely RAD

>>1040328
I can only imagine how shit they are in snow&ice.

>>1038546
>how do we make these things great again?
By bringing back Soap Shoes as a separate company.

Gawd. Please bring back soaps.

>>1038686
If only they understood. They will never understand and you know this.

>>1038559
already been done

>>1038556
>>1038575
Didn't these things not actually work?

>>1038546
the most basic /n/ mode: creps

>>1043511
no they worked great. There use to be sponsored riders and teams.

>>1038556
millennial?

These things came out when I was in Highschool. Heely's came out like the next year.

D-do you know what a millennial actually is?

>>1038546
>>1038556
>>1038686
/fa/ crossboarder here, are you guys memeing or are you genuinely trying to revive autistcore?

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>tfw mom wouldn't buy you a pair of heelys

>>1043848
I will have to tell you kindly to fuck off back /fa/

>>1038546
>>1038556
/fa/'s got nothing on us