Hey /n/ I am looking for an xmas miracle here. For complicated

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bik/5914275774.html

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>>1034404
Thanks that is a sweet bike but I am looking for more of a delta v1000 type of bike.

>>1034403
Why does a police bike need suspension?

>>1034820
That looks likr the first full suspencion bike ever made


I bet its stronger then other spsu bikes. Will you take usd or euro op?

Back before this meme was forced I saw quite a few on Ebay and at almost reasonable prices, now every time these sort of threads get posted I have a quick look and never see them. Did find a hard tail version however (something like V700 or V900, can't be arsed to find it again) up for a ridiculous £2k+.

>>1034838
This is a naturally occurring meme and not a forced one.
This is the true nature of a meme in the wilds

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>>1034825
You try landing a perp on a cobblestone street with a hardtail sometime.

>>1034825
crack rock shox

>>1034403
I might have such a bicycle for sale... but first I must know, OP, do you wear a helmet when you ride a bicycle?

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>>1035104
I am not sure how to answer this.
I want the bike so much but i do not know which answer will get me the bike :(
I have not spent enough time memeing here lately and now I am paying the price ;_;

>>1035239
You must only answer the truth, anon!

>>1035073
>I can't ride on cobblestones without full suspension
kill yourself my man
unless the joke here is that the cop is fat and thus ostensibly not a good rider

>>1035333
It's essentially for comfort and for a slight reduced risk of pinch flats.

>>1035333
Riding is one thing but what if the perf has a better bike?
He is gonna make an idiot of you if you are not equiped to catch him out.

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Its now the 23rd and there was no xmas miracle ;_;

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Thanks anyways /n/
I know you tried your best :_;
thanks for being supportive

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Dont waste your life chasing unicorns . You will fail.
Hold me /n/

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The OP pic looks so cute with its little collectible hat... I think I might cry again

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Sooooo.... did any anons here get a collectible bike for xmas but now they dont want it?

>>1034403
this bike is making me cum holy shit

wish i was a cop in the late 90s chasing baddies in socal on this thing

>>1036513
You could be like the matrix anon.
Follow your dreams

>>1036513
Cant stop , dont want to

So what is the deal?
Is this just a pure meme or is there a grain of truth to it?

The Delta V 1000 was too beautiful for this Earth

Every single one was destroyed in the Mombat Museum fire of '99

Some say if you check eBay during a full moon it will appear, for $420 Buy It Now. But when you click Add To Cart, the page forewards you to bikeforums.net/touring/ and fietsbob forces you to read 20 pages of incoherent but insulting technical instruction while you assemble a Nashbar Touring frame with parts from AliExpress

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>>1034403
>delta v1000
If you can't live without a delta v1000 bike,
WHY AREN"T YOU DEAD YET?

>>1034403
Looks pretty collectible to me. Any chance you might want to sell it to me if you get your hands on it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cannondale-Super-V-1000-super-light-/152394136876?hash=item237b65fd2c:g:K6gAAOSwHMJYKQI~

>>1042036
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cannondale-Super-V1000-Mountain-Bike-w-Many-Upgrades-Used-/282252754681?hash=item41b7933ef9:g:-jYAAOSwGtRX1h5J

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Cannondale-Super-V-1000-/282324074988?hash=item41bbd381ec:g:k2kAAOSwNRdYBQ0N

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cannondale-Super-V-1000-Vintage-Mountain-Bike-Full-Suspension-/302043697564?hash=item465335119c:g:PYYAAOSw-itXsn1L

>>1042036
>>1042037
http://www.ebay.com/itm/18-MTB-97-VGC-Cannondale-Super-V1000-CODA-800-SACHS-Magura-FOX-alps-5-bomber-Z1-/152377201461?hash=item237a639335:g:QEkAAOSwal5YHMYj

http://www.ebay.com/itm/carbon-mountain-bike-Cannondale-super-V-Raven-17-/282323953336?hash=item41bbd1a6b8:g:fO4AAOSwo4pYd9NN

>>1042036
>>1042037
>>1042038
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cannondale-Uber-V-Fox-Vanilla-L-Worldwide-Express-XTR-super-Fantastic-/122303715423?hash=item1c79de985f:g:lRkAAOSwopRYcrDI

best one yet

I just got ahold of a 2010 CAAD9 4, is that collectible enough?

>>1042043
go to hell nigger

delt-Vs are collectable af

>>1042036
>>1042037
>>1042038
>>1042039
No offense, but none of those are even a little bit collectible.
A super vee is not the same as a deltav1000.
Those things were cranked out by the thousands and we're not the first production full suspension bike.

>>1042051
Why the anger?

>>1034403
Was those bike ever sell in Mexico?
Might can find one here for you.

>>1042039
You know that's not the right bike right?