>ride pretty fast downhill on my bicycle >get a bug in my mouth

Swallow that shit, no problem.
What sucks is getting one in your eye; pretty hard to will yourself to keep your eye from going crazy in the moment.

One time I was carrying my bike and an asshole bee crawled under my hat and stung me for no fucking reason. Dick.

>>1011829
>Swallow that shit, no problem.
That's too gross man

>>1011829
> bee
Most likely a wasp you faggot
Stop giving bees a bad name.

>>1011850
Nah, it was a bee because I saw it. Fat fuck got in and couldn't get out, I imagine is why he gave his life for me.

>>1011845
HTFU

>>1011845
>Not enjoying free proteins.

Bugs are better than gels.

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>ride pretty fast downhill on my bicycle
>get a but in my eye
I know I should wear glasses but I just don't like to, I'm uncomfortable with any kind of accessory

>>1011829
>riding on fairly narrow bridge
>wasp or some shit flies under my hat
>fling it off
>the bridge

fuck

>>1011808
>ride pretty fast downhill on my bicycle
>get a dick in my mouth

Everytime.

>>1011859
>eating a tsetse fly

>>1011948
Oh, dude

>>1011808
Get a tube mask/half face mask.

>last year April
>doing strava GF
>favorite dh bit, 16% of pure fun
>zoom past cars and motos 70 kph
>gust of wind from side, hanker down cuz muh aero
>the fuck are these branches hitting me dinging all over my face/helmet
>fucker is stuck flapping in muh cheek
>swat it away but there's a "thorn"
>dem not branches dood
>have to stop midway the fun part because bee decided to go anus first into me

fucking swarms

I always get insects into my helmet. How do you deal with that?

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>>1012420
Cycling cap

>>1012420
Google "[your helmet] insect net" and you might find a custom made net for your helmet that you can buy. Or make one. Netting fabric is like a dollar a metre or something.

Personally I just shake my head around and hope for the best. They usually find their way out eventually.

>>1012420
How is that a big problem? Why would they get stuck there unless your hair is greasy?

Protein.
Whether you swallow it whole or chew it up first, just wash it down with a gulp of water and work it thorough your system by upping your cadence for the next 15 minutes.

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>>1011808
>leave trainer and home
>go for ride
>come back after what felt like fun ride minus dry eyes
>4 bugs in each eye and eyes are bloodshot to hell

>>1011949
Ikr. Don't you just hate when this happens.

I bike at night.
June bug swarms everywhere.
Shit hurts at high speed.

>>1011829
>getting one in your eye
Wear glasses, nigga.

>>1012420
I got one with bug nets in the front holes.

>>1012698
That's why you wear glasses

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>ride fast while it's wet
>sharp turn
>bike makes a 45 degree angle with the ground on turn
>slip and eat shit

>>1013075
How much skin did you lose?

>>1011808

>ride pretty slow downhill on my bicycle
>bunch of freds whiz by and eat dirt because they did not anticipate the 90º turn

K N O W L E D G E

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>>1013075
>brakes get slightly moist
>SCREEEEEEEEEEE
>still don't slow down

>cycling
>suddenly pass through swarm of gnats
>gnats in hair
>gnats in clothing fibers
>gnats down shirt
>gnats die on impact and stick to you, covered in dead gnats
>remove bra at end of day, gnats dead all over boobs
>tfw know gnats only swarm when mating
>probably covered in gnat jizz like a microscale bukkake of death and pestilence

>>1011829

>cycling
>hit in eye with something
>suddenly horrible pain
>brake hard
>bail to grass
>rolling around on ground
>fucking wasp sting to eye
>limp to pharmacy with bag of frozen peas on face

Fuck wasps. Give me one reason we can't exterminate every last one.

>its a stinkbug

>>1017116
BTW IM A GRILL XDDDD

>>1017116
>the rules
you know them.

since this is an SFW board a pic in underwear will do.

>riding bike
>storm cloud aproaching
>ill be fine - its just rain
>storm hits
>see little white pellets
>oh fuck no
>HAIL
>OUCH E AH NOT THE KNUCKLE
>no where to hide
>get pummeled by golf balls
>bruises
>never ride near storm ever again
>cloud buildup causes anxiety

>>1017157
I had to hide under a picnic table when I was 10 riding my bike home from school... shit does suck

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>>1017157
>not wearing UCI-approved cycling gauntlets

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>>1011850
gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>>1017207
>get struck by lightning
>die

>>1017637
>run into band of marauding moors
>survive

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>>1017642
>moors
>not moops