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do you see this shit? do you see it motherfucker?
now why the fuck dont you own it yet?
2017 specialized expert for expert cyclists only. sorry freds STAY OUT
you see that sweet tiny rear triangle bitch? keeps the bike stiffer and sweeter than any boner on the planet. butt sore after riding? think again motherfucker vertical compliance like never seen. got a tampon box right above the cranks for all you pussies who dont own this bike yet. when are you prissy cyclists gunna wake up and exert your dominance by purposely riding on shitty painful cobbles? for the real sufferers, this baby has a built in future SHOCK technology. what does that mean? means your entire bodys gunna be bouncing up and down like your mom last night. only the truest and toughest cyclists get to ride this steed. the most exclusive ride on the planet. wanna change wheels? guess again cunt, scs wheels only. real men dont change wheels. become the envy of your cycling group with the all new headtube spring that wil be out of manufacturing in a year when no one wants it. if that doesnt scream exclusivity, nothing does. electric shifting you cunt. when youre climbing at 40rpms like a pussy, you can throw it on the big ring under load like a real cyclist and finish on a proper 25 cadence.
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Black bikes are ugly. What do I look like; some DUI having retard riding a BMX to where I buy cigarettes?
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>own it yet
Because my current bike hasn't broken yet, why would I buy a new one?
Meme's aside, that is a sweet looking bike, desu
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>>1006217
The correct about of bikes to own is n+1
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What is all that shit.
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>>1006216
I want manufacturers to offer frames in colors that aren't black. I don't care if they also sell black bikes but for the love of god have a few colors available.
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>>1006229
Did you not read? It's a tampon box you pussy.
JK It's actually a compartment to put a patch kit in.
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>>1006234
>implying it's not a motor compartment where you can hide an engine used to win monuments
Seriously though it's absolutely awesome idea to add a storage box there.
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>>1006239
buh muh weight
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>>1006241
Plastic box doesn't add much weight. Especially when you can ditch a saddle bag and store your tools and spares in the box. And as long as it's removable you can take it off for a race where you've got a car following you.
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>>1006239
except for smaller frame sizes where you have to chooses between that box or bottle cage mounts that will fit >500 mL water bottles
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>>1006246
Well that's only problem if you're a manlet.
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>>1006214
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