Crust Bikes

Had to look it up

https://www.crustbikes.com/collections/all

Fucking hell, their logo is literally a pink unicorn
>headtube badges
>anti-lycra shirts
>fillet brazed stem
>skateboards
Disgusting

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>>1003904

They make the Evasion frame (named after a Crimethinc book about a vegan straight edge anarchist who stole and scammed everything, and freed a bunch of mink + other ecoterrorism before he went to jail)

This bike is probably #2 on the hot hipster frames after Elephant NFEs. Third is Soma Wolverine

26+ touring bike

They also make a 66.6cm drop bar because The Devil

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They also make a cargo fork that I think is a rip off of the Zaftig cargo fork

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>>1003894

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And yet if I were to punch a vegan in the face, it would be ME that gets in trouble

>>1003894
>https://www.crustbikes.com/collections/all
this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen

NO DOGS//NO CRUSTERS

>>1003894
>ANTI SOCIAL
>link to IG and vimeo

what a bunch of downtubes

It's just wholy uninteresting shit that does not deserve a thread.

You should feel bad for feeling the need to make this thread, OP.

>>1003922
>punch a vegan in the face
>punch
>a vegan
murder is murder, anon. it doesn't matter if they have a dumbass retarded lifestyle. if you hit a person with such a weak constitution as a vegan, they'll die.

>>1003894
>trying this hard to be cool, relevant or useful

into the trash it goes.

>>1003956
You're looking at it all wrong senpai. Here's some perspective:

>vegans
>people

:^)

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>>1003954

you saying you wouldn't ride this?

What kind of punk hobo could afford these? That's a lot of panhandling/bjs

>>1003993
The cargo fork is pretty neat but the store as a whole is cancer.

>>1003993
I would ride anything.

>>1004002
the people they cater to have trust funds

>>1003906
They're trying way too hard :( make it stop :(

>>1003906
> That shifter
Absolutely disgusting

>>1003993
The fork is pretty legit desu

>>1003894
This is a bike for city hipster that want to get into mountainbiking but then figure out their motoric skills are junk or are too pussy for real balls to the wall mountainbiking.
They buy these monstercross bikes and pretend to be rough and rowdy.
And their peers actually believe them.

Modern cyclocross fads are somewhere along these lines too, but not necessarily as true as these touring/monstercross shits.