>1945 >walk into Holland >THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED

AND THE FIRST ONE TORE A PICTURE

>1979
>walk into a shakedown
>COOL KIDS NEVER HAVE THE TIME

>be me 14
>1945
>holland
>some guy with a bob haircut comes out of a time machine that looks like it was made in a basement
>what a fucking loser
>kidnaps me
>tells me i have roses in my eyes
>imacreep.diary
>now forced to pretend to be his brother while he forces himself on me
what do?

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>>75183547

haha funnNY thread op its like i'm really in 2011

>tfw no gf

>>75183603
This board could use going back to 2011.

>>75183658
you could use going back, but not to 2011...

>>75183513
>arrive at holland airport
>ask what year it is
>person says 2017
>bullshit its 1945
>THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED

>go to le karrot castle
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>get in airplane and fly to holland in le atom bomb year xD

>>75183513
>sleeping
>dad comes into my room and tells me im late for work
>"DADDY PLEASE"

>>75183513
>fucking girlfriend hard
>about to cum
>pull out and cum all over her tits
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS