ITT: Musicians who will be dead in five years. Pic related.

>>75181037
what is that

>>75181054
We call it a "Mark E Smith"

hell be fine

>>75181932
Dude chugs tequila like it's beer and still regularly abuses drugs, alcohol and prescription pain pills at the ripe old age of 44. Combine this with at least one near death experience, a crippling knee injury and the stresses of touring and raising a family and he probs won't make it to 50.

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>>75181037
That picture is at least 5 years old
He's probably going to go before the end of the year desu

>>75181948
He's too young to be doing that stuff

>>75181948
I thought he stopped doing drugs

Anyway, I always thought he and Jesse would die in a suicide pact by the age of 69 and 69 nine days

>>75183361
anon...

>>75181023
He'll be fine

>>75183361
HE'LL BE FINE

>>75184124
bet you'd like that, fucker

>>75184709
I think that everyone would like that

>>75184900
He'll be fine.

>>75183361
>implying he won't be resurrected in 2019

>>75181948
oof my knee guess ill just pop my clogs on this shelf here

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June 9th, 2020

>>75184900
Sadly yes, hopefully he eats his balls and plays one show with the other faggots one last time

>>75181023
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>75181948
Holy shit he is only 44? I thought he was early 50's in promotional shit for Villains.

>>75185358
woah...

>>75181949
christmas, my dude

>>75185358
>what did he mean by this?

>>75181023
He should've died before Lullabies came out.
That album was the beginning of the end for that dog shit band. Three good albums and then LOLHALLOWEEN ever since. Remember rock and roll? I do. Josh doesn't.

>>75181023
DELET THIS

>>75186734
kys

>>75187812
he won't die in 20 years, this old dick

>>75181949
Do you or anyone know what's going on with his new girlfriend? I honestly lost interest when Elena left/he left Elena. She was the hip young member who made it seem like The Fall could be of interest to young people, like they were a valid, happening group. Now it's just those thugs he picked up at his local pub.

I get the impression, with no evidence for this admittedly, that Elena was trying to keep him alive and that his new girlfriend will probably make less effort, as she's in it for the ride. This is purely speculation.

>>75187912
No idea desu, but it seems like even in his current state Mark is somehow able to leave his wife for someone else. His new girlfriend is the manager, I think, and I think it might have been her that got him to get medical help rather than carry on.

>>75181037
but hes looked like that since the 80s

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>>75181023
>>75181948
DELET THIS PLEASE I BEG YOU

also pic related, it has to be coming soon

>>75181023
no
delet

>>75184124
>>75184709
Soon

>>75187866
no u

>>75187936
Oh, I didn't even know about the incident you're referring to, just read about it now, that's how out of it I am.

Reading her statement, she seems awful. Letting her be the manager is better than having Ed Blaney do it though.

>>75181054
stephen hawking

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>>75181023

>>75188023
Just seen her in a video on YT - hahahahhaaaa! She looks
A: mentally ill,
B: 40, and
C: trans.

Mark must have literally fucked his brain with all the speed to leave Elena for this woman. She looks the kind of woman you see in the street and know you never want to hear talking. He is now dating a receptionist with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I wonder how THAT'LL go?

Fucking hell. Mark Smith. Mark Smith.

>>75188072
Oh shit, just read this:

>I don't know why Pam came on stage, was it to 'help'? There were a lot of hand signals to 'up' the crowd, and much strutting about the stage like a cross between Tina Turner and Rod Stewart. A cheerleader without the ra ra skirt. The principal boy in panto. The band played on, skinny rats dressed in 'black' to Pam's pea-cocking. Pam hand slapping the audience,doing little theatrical stares, taking the mic and doing a sort of MES impersonation. I don't know what the group thought, they gave nothing away.

>Some people there clearly enjoyed her role, but others not. Lots of things with The Fall have taken some getting used to when changes come, I don't know if Pam is in the group or not, but she told us at the end, after a hurried encore, that she was Mark's girlfriend, in a sort of 'get used to it' type way. Pam didn't seem to be able to stop herself from berating the audience as the music ended and folk fled the club. I can't remember verbatim (six pints of Dead Donkey) but the gist was, 'You might not have got what you expected but you got something' and 'That was worth a fiver' something about London audiences and I think maybe a piss off, get lost, style of parting shot. This was my worry, not the verbal stuff .... but the domination. Maybe there'll be a name change soon to 'Pam's New Fall'.

So basically, he's using his "girlfriend" as a hype man. What a cretin.

OK, this is Mark E. Smith as he looked in July.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXER51PjzHH/

That's a dead 'un.

>>75188442
It was after he'd had to go off and sing from backstage because he was too unwell though. I kind of get why they'd get the manager to fill in onstage, because watching the band alone isn't all that intersting.

>>75188567
delet

>>75188501
Well he's never let that bother him before. Having his girlfriend approach it like Nicky Wire playing a WWE manager isn't going to appeal - Fall fans generally only take the "piss off" attitude from MES. Elena used to be relatively concilliatory, and she got stick for that.

>>75188598
Also, she does look like a widow-to-be. Overdressed, old, suburban. If you were to close your eyes and picture the widow of a small business-owner from Salford, you'd picture her.

It's not really rock and roll anymore, is it?

>This gig had pretty well everything including a woman proclaim at the end she was in love with Mark and she was his girlfriend. And then she told us all to fuck off while then posing for selfies.

Fucking hell m8

>There's a video on youtube of Pam miming to Bowie's "Magic Dance" at a gay club.

She's trans, I fucking knew it. Of all the ways for the MES story to end.

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>>75188567

I guaranfuckingtee you this guy's gonna make it well past 90, dude's almost retirement age and has barely lost any of his energy/vigor, if any at all, since he first started.

>>75187904
>no longer a model, no longer looking good

>>75188481
I like that he keeps performing regardless. He'll probably decompose on stage.

>>75188814
I don't want Dick Dale to die though

>>75188888
QUINTS

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He's 89 if he lives to 94 I'll be surprised.

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Hopefully.

>>75186734
(you)

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more like 5 weeks

>>75189332
Don't be rididculous, she's in peak condition.

>>75189474
she's the next in the 27 club

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an easy bet

>>75184900
please no :(

>>75189581
If you mean the next in the club of women whose anuses I want to lick and kiss 27 times, then yes. If you mean she's gonna Cobain, no.

>>75181949
He'll~ be fine.

>>75184124
This piece of shit will continue to backslide while all the talented and inspired people that surrounded him die off one by one until eventually only he is left, a ruined parody of everything his scene once stood for pissing on its legacy as its only living reminder.

I guarantee it.

>>75189865
But his scene stood for "doing shit Alice Cooper did twenty years ago for kids who weren't born then"? His current fat period is the first time he's ever been an original.

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If quads then dead by winter.

>>75184900
>be a vegan snob
>still get fat
>be stuck up enough to still go on stage shirtless

Fuck that guy

>>75189889
>his scene stood for "doing shit Alice Cooper did twenty years ago for kids who weren't born then"
Now imagine not even being able to do that right. Like a joke of a joke that isn't in on itself.

>>75190270
It's true. I think Brian should proceed to the next stage - golf, born-again Christianity and open conservatism.

>>75188056
rolling for Brian

>>75190511
>>75190843

Hey, here's a great idea. Wilson and Warner - together at last! They could tour, sing songs and do patter, like Sammy Davis Jr. and Jerry Lewis.

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>>75184124
rolling for brian

>>75187948
Keith Richards' face should be the ultimate deterrent from drugs.

>>75188056
If this post gets dubs, then Brian dies in the next 3 months.

>>75184900
lol how the fuck do you still get that fat as a vegan.

Is he seriously eating 4000 calories worth of veg a day?

>>75191026
that was actually just a test. Re-rolling for Brian!

Grimes

>>75183361
>implying his death wasn't faked

>>75185358
anon please you're scaring me

>>75188888
checked

>>75185358
not soon enough desu

>>75181949
hes got time

>>75186734
Lullabies is great you stunted brainlet

>>75183361
I mean, you're not wrong

>>75185358
66 says you're right

>>75184846
>>75188009
>>75189865
>>75189889
>>75190270
>>75190511
>>75190917
>>75190927
I'd say suck my dick, but I know deep down most of you want it too

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>>75193066
ITS HAPPENING

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>>75193066
confirmed

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>>75193066

I have no idea who that nu-male is but I'm down for this happening

>>75181023
Pls no

>>75187904
We'll just get Mecha Ralf

trace youre a fucking nigger

>>75193066
N O

>>75193629
SHUDDUP YA KIKE LOVIN CUNT NIGGER RYAN

>>75192879
Lullabies is mediocre, cunt.
Era Vulgaris was better and its still shit compared to their first three albums and all of the b-sides from those first three albums.

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>>75193799
>Era Vulgaris > any previous QOTSA album

>>75183496
HELL BE FINE.

>>75193066
rip

>>75184709
Fuck yes Cunt.

>>75184900
well... he does have a song callled " first of the gang to die" and none of the smiths members have died yet. soooo idk.

>>75191026
reroll

>>75193066
HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>75186734

>muh it isn't Kyuss

Shut the fuck up.

>>75181949
It's beginning to look alot like christmas

>>75187948
Keep dreaming anon, this guy is literally inmortal.