/metal/

Why is /metal/ so fucking autistic. I probably listen to more music than the majority of you. Have played music for 17 years. Been listening to metal for like 12 years. But because I ask a question or don't know each individual subgenre of le ebin d-beat subgenre I'm a tourist or numale. No offense faggots but psssst.. the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.

is this the general where tourists can pick up their soggy biscuits

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Black Twilight Circle bands are p good.

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>>75180469
NS music is always the best

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>>75180477

>>75180477
I agree

>>75180479
(Insularum is their best)

>>75180495
That might be true, if it weren't for the fact that I waited like 6 fucking years for that album to be released and fell in love with Noontide during that entire time period enough for me to arbitrarily think it's better

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>>75180505
that's understandable because I was in the exact position, but every repeat listen of Insularum cements to me that it's Eldrig's absolute magnum opus so far

>>75180467
This actually sounds pretty damn good from the sample I'm listening to so far, I'll dl the whole album and listen to it, thanks anon.

>>75180523
Yeah I haven't repeat listened to Insularnum enough to form that opinion, but I've listened to Noontide so many fucking times that it will never not be amazing to me.

You ever listen to much of Eldrig's solo stuff? It's pretty great and worth checking out too.

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>>75180522
+Cynic, Immolation and Intestine Baalism

>>75180556
you can't

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http://rateyourmusic.com/~nickkastellanos

I have not listened to nearly enough in the past week due to computer issues so I can't collage but I'll rate

>>75180522
+Rome, C93, Cynic Demos (later stuff is trash), GBK, Acid Bath, Rottrevore, Peste Noire, Immolation, Archgoat, Intestine Baalism, Ephel Duath

Nice shit my dude

>>75180541
+Arckanum, Stargazer, Mayhem, Burzum, Death Fortress, Chthe'ilist, noothgrush, cynic demo, Sacramentum, Thorns, Atheist, Electric Wizard

also good shit

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>>75180522
+most
have you listened to stargazer?
>>75180541
+most

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>>75180477
ye

>>75180586
+same

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>>75180583
actually I listened to enough for a 4x4 already wew

>>75180586
+DSO, Sepultura, Bathory, Nuclear Hammer, Beethoven, Impaled Nazarene, Macabre Omen, Keres

>>75180611
+cancker, Current 93 and Botanist

>>75180628
I'm listening to Canker for the first time right now actually, it's pretty damn great.

I feel like the newest Botanist isn't the best though, I mean it's cool it has the session musicians on it and all but I feel like the usage of clean vocals just wasn't very good, but it did have its moments.

>>75180645
listen to Exquisites Tenderness next, it's perhaps my favorite of theirs

>>75180541
+Death Fortress, Grief, Noothgrush, Thorns, Slowdive, EW
you should like Accept Death - s/t
>>75180586
Yes I have, they're ok
+Sepultura, Cenotaph, Batlord, DsO, The Chasm, Beethoven's piano sonatas, Fauré
do you like Saint-Saens?
>>75180611
+C93, LRD, Lethal Prayer
In A Foreign Town, In A Foreign Land is fucking underrated, good taste

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>>75180682
Also found Lethal Prayer just today, excellent band and I wish better rips of their material existed but oh well, all I could find was 160 kbps.

LRD is like MY SHIT dude, and yeah I love that chill ambient vibe with sporadic Ligotti narration on top, it works wonderfully

>>75180682
>Accept Death - s/t
I'll check it out, thanks lad.

>>75180740
I'm not the dead who threw the first rec, but if you like crushing sludgey type stuff check out Leechmilk, Goatsblood, and Molehill too

>>75180472
>Been listening to metal for like 12 years.
>2017-12=2005
>2005
kek put a sock in it you fucking tourist you are no better than average

>>75180611
is toxic death any good? been postponing it for a while and I don't really wanna waste my time

>>75180814
just do it, it's better than suffering

>>75180814
That demo is actually really damn good my dude. AFAIK it's the only thing the Toxic Death from Spain released, I could be wrong I dunno, but it's honestly pretty great for an almost unheard of death metal demo from the 90s

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Is this the pinnacle of black metal?

>>75180852
Nah but it's pretty damn good

>>75180839
sweet
and yeah, MA has only that demo so apart from the odd bootleg I don't think they have anything else

>>75180857
Can you link me to a better album then because I've been trying to find one.

>>75180852
>USBM
dropped

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>>75180864

>>75180884
The only music that's even worth listening to in general right here

>>75180852
i don't get the hype behind this record
it's just not particularly good even for atmoshit standards

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>>75180884
blocks your path

>>75180910
I legitimately enjoy this

>>75180910
i don't think it's that hard to, it's a lot more black metal than noise

>>75180933
I like both black metal and noise, put it together and oh baby

>>75180794
I'll check those, too, my dude.

>>75181043
And if you haven't listened to Meth Drinker, listen to Meth Drinker, and if you're okay with repetitiveness Monarch as well.

Hope you like them all son

>>75181050
ooh nice, thanks again!

>>75181043
I'd say Nightslug is a must too

>>75181089
I'm the guy that just dropped like 5 recs on that dude and I've never heard of Nightslug before, thank you my son

>>75180939
>liking noise
You're just a poser hick who doesn't understand Black Metal is dark Satanic art that originates from Satan and hate. You listen to music without understanding what it represents. Thanks to infantiles such as yourself I consider resigning from the Black Metal scene, and focus my energy on myself, bettering myself and satanism.

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>>75180522
+ Immolation, Brainbombs, Acid Bath, Archgoat

>>75180541
+ Noothgrush, Grief, Electric Wizard

>>75180586
+ early Sepultura, Bathory

>>75181121
You do not understand real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You're just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but for Satanic Misanthropes. Our worldview is based on wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, on collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is pointless to try to understand the wotanic worldview. Black Metal is for the elite. For true misanthropes.

>>75181138
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

metal is definitely the most angry screechy general in mu

>>75181144
Are there any other black metal pastas as good as this one?

>>75181138
reason for bands playing with NS theme is I'd say that's
1) easiest way to shock liberal society
2) keeping it underground
3) some of them are just plain fucktards
there are some great bands involved in these themes, but most of them puts ideology over music and as result is bunch of inlistenable talentless turds

also
>MUH SATANISM IS BETTER THAN YOURS SINCE I HAVE POWER AND KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT BLACK METAL IS AND WHAT IS NOT

please dont

>>75181165
please leave

>>75181147
nah we're just happily shitposting
no bad vibes here f a m

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>>75181180
HOLOCAUST TOURIST HOLOCAUST

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what are some bands tourists will never understand?

>>75181199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mbk07vAjV8

truly the most advanced band

>>75181199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGl00i8vdX0

>>75181199
Hellhammer

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>>75181199

Architects new single:
>good to see they're back
>decided to work with amateur producer Misha Mansoor and amateur engineer Adam Getgood
>sounds tiny and overcompressed like a 90s boombox blasting a band that sounds like a Fuel/letlive hybrid
>Ali (bassist) may as well have not bothered showing up to the recording
>shockingly bad/replaced kick sound

The song's quite alright buttfuck for their next album they'd better go back to Sweden and get it done right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWbcK3YQ_o

>>75181144
You are false. You are waste. Hitlerism is nothing beyond ignorance.
Fuck your Führer... Your vision about Satanism is the same vision of a kid looking to the ass of a dog.
I know the Real Black Metal. NAZIS NO WAY.
Every human is equal. Every human bleeds in the same colour. Every human will die.
"Before me no knee shall bow". Rightsism Is the way Of Jesus Christ. Never will be the way of satan.

And I could have a great pleasure to eat your guts ... Spit in your corpseYour damned bourgeois.
I believe in the barbaric blood, rejecting tyranny. Seeking their way.
There is no supremacy, there is a short lifetime. You do not evolve and so will never know the magic. You are sentenced to a thousand incarnations in the flesh
You are not misanthropic. You are fools.
You would not live a week at the extreme side of life.
Useless lives, useless deaths

>>75181301
I only know the second one from the left, not even memeing, does anyone know the others/where I can dl them?

>>75181301
grails

>>75181089
added to the list, cheers lad.

>>75181132
+Judas Priest, Infester, Cryptopsy and Demolition Hammer.

>>75181180
this, people who can't take bants are the real tourists.

the only ontology compatible with metal are elaborations of bataille's base materialism and dso understand this

>>75181165
imagine being this much of /mu/ refugee

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I'm here to shill and remind to listen to Shitfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zB8N31M_bI

satanic warmaster- Upherbutt

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>counts down from 10 at you

>>75181617
why is this the best metal album?
is it because all others are vntrve or is this just THAT good?

>>75181628
Under The Sign Of The Black Mark is better.

>>75181639
LOL

>>75181639
listen to Dies Irae again and tell me that again

>>75181646
>>75181645
listen to Enter The Eternal Fire, nothing beats those agonizing shrieks at the end.

>>75181639
Blood Fire Death > Octagon > Batlord > Nordland II > Under the Sign >>>

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>>75181660

>>75181669
prove me wrong

>>75181639
under the sign is the local choice
the return is the expat choice
blood fire death and later are the tourist choice

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>>75181660

>>75180464

/nbbmn/ when

>>75181679
seems legit

>>75181701
soon

>>75181701
october

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>>75181701
46 days until November

>>75181683
not an argument

>>75181797
>implying thous hast offered one

>>75181660
>Octagon > Batlord
why?

>>75181824
tourism

>>75181824
>>75181818
>>75181840
you may not like it, but Octagon is Bathory in peak condition
have you heard it? it's a goddamn masterpiece.

>>75181701
I might actually do it this year, I did it a couple years back and thought it was boring but now I want to try again

>>75181915
leave the hall poseur

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good Norwegian death metal from this year.

>>75181915
Whenever I do NBBMN I always plan on blowing through my black metal back log but it gets bigger even though I am literally only listening to black metal

>>75181939
where's the tree branch logo? what is this gay tourist cover art

>>75181957
are you implying forest rock is good?

>>75181967
I'm implying good death metal covers don't look like post-metal covers

>>75180556
listen to more metal, duh

OUT OF THE ASHES OF MY YOUTH
I RISE A MAN
AND THROUGH THE EYES OF TRUTH
I FINALLY
UNDERSTAAAAAAND

>>75181915
if it gets boring you're doing it wrong

I REFUSE TO PAY THE FERRYMAAAAN
I'M SO ATTACHED TO MY TEMPLE
HE'LL HAVE TO BURN IT DOWN TO GET ME

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>>75180464
Has anyone got around to listening to Two Paths yet?
On a scale of 1-10, how disappointed are you with it?

>>75182025
1, because my expectations couldn't be any lower considering the records post From Afar.

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is this forest rock?

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>When a video game company makes a better metal album than 90% of bands today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UeMVfHN2P8

>>75181645
>>75181646
>>75181660
t. touritsts

>>75182137
no, it's satanic metal
and it's about satan

>>75182182
>League music
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>75182182
it's called power metal and it's not anything special

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>>75182182

>>75182182
>run of the mill band
>good
got us there pal :^)

>>75182224
>Half the albums I've listened to on this list I didn't like
Am I a tourist?

>>75182188
>>75182207
>>75182258
>Thinks every single album needs to reinvent the wheel to be considered good music
Wanna know how I know you're on the spectrum?

>>75182224
>Listening to metal because he thinks it makes him look cool and not because it sounds good
Death and black metal-shitters needs their own containment general

>>75182277
What's reading comprehension?

>>75182277
it has to do more than just be generic tripe that does nothing particularly well, not reinvent the wheel

>>75182289
fuck off I'm not going to 2 generals

>>75182296
It does sounding good well which is the only purpose, no shit it's going to be generic when they need to pander to the lowest common denominator

>>75182289
do you even listen to metal you fucking tourist, half the list is basic bitch as fuck

>>75182318
what rigorous standards, surely we should all pack it up and just listen to taylor swift, grimes and kpop

wtf i love poptimism now

>>75182319
Yup, I actually listen to metal and don't just namedrop bands with edgy album art and band names because I think it makes me look cool when it's the most poser thing you can possibly do

>>75182318
>when they need to pander to the lowest common denominator
you're kinda proving my point

>>75182342
half of those are literally 1st wave and bm/dm standards. the real tourism is not recognizing that

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>>75182342
Oh, you're into thinking man's metal, too?

>>75182334
You're aware that you're just proving that you're on the spectrum if you think it's impossible to listen to different kinds of music and expect different things from it, right? Do you think people listen to Manowar and expect to have their minds blown by the incredible lyrics and storytelling of because it's fun to listen to?

>>75182025
7
Even though I expected shit, this album is just laughable.

>>75182371
wtf i really love poptimism now!

>>75182318
>sounds good
if you've listened to 2-3 metal bands in your entire life, sure.

>>75182369
And how does that change anything I said?

>>75182388
T. thinks metal production peaked with De Mysteriis Dom Satahnas

>>75182390
if you imply that standards don't sound good (when they're representative of the genre solely because of their influence because of sounding good) then you clearly don't listen to black/death metal which means the tourist filters are literally working as intended

or you're just a sort of heavy/doom/power/prog listener insecure enough to somehow project people listen to basic black/death metal to look cool

>>75182416
I listen to black and death metal that sounds good, first wave black and death metal sounds like shit and some of them even tried to make their albums sound as shitty as possible to make a statement

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>>75182444
thanks for proving my point that the tourist filters are working as intended

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is this the logical conclusion to glam?

>>75182453
Sorry, I think I missed where metal in the thread title meant first wave black and death metal only. Go make your own general if you're going to sperg out on people who calls shitty production shitty

>>75182478
lad first-wave and derivatives have a lot more claim here than a tourist thinking people listen to music to [look cool]

>>75182513
Not reallyg, if you're a tourist if you think bands that intentionally tries to sound like shit sound like shit then you're the one who needs their own containment general. The fact that someone took time out of their day to create a "tourist filter" is proof enough that people listen to the music because they think it makes them look cool and more trve than all the plebs who listen to every single other subgenre on the planet that isn't first wave black and death

>>75182416
>You're a tourist and shouldn't be in the metal thread if you don't listen to these two very specific subgenres
Alrighty then

>>75182562
>venturing beneath the surface in order to explore the genre is somehow bad
FILOSOFEM IS A 10/10 Y'ALL

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what's some metal to listen to to only look cool and not because of the music and that it influenced all extreme metal after it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0-knE7bSe0

>>75182592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8iosc_zeO8

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13923662/r
vote, also
>complaining about black/death in a general that consists of listeners that are majority of black/death
?

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only black/death is real

>>75182589
You'd have a point if the chart was called recommendation chart or something similar but calling it tourist filter is the most poser thing you can do

>>75182592
Everything on this chart >>75182224

i never knew the tourist filter chart would fulfill a similar function of triggering shitters as the nu-male chart but I suppose at heart it cuts down to the fundamental insecurities of the poser

>>75182644
ONLY WAR

>>75182648
>an elitist thing is the most poser thing you can do
Is it opposite day? Also yeah it just seems to be working in filtering tourists right now.

>>75182679
>Doing the exact opposite of the kind of behavior that makes you a poser means you're a poser
Did you have a stroke while typing this?

>>75182699
A poser would say that they like those bands on the chart even if they don't, the hell do you think poser means?

can someone give me some fast/evil black metal with a lot of blast beats thanks

EVERYONE BUT ME IS A POSER

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WIMPS AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL

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>afraid of bad production
>thinks people listens to music to look cool
>"first wave black and death metal sounds like shit"
tourists getting lost around here

Is Anaal Nakthrath poser

>>75182728
so war metal? unless you want 2nd wave-derived tremoloy type stuff

Threadly reminder that metal peaked with Manowar

>>75182681
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>75182648
t.ourist

>>75182765
anything that is fast and has many blast beats
but war metal is a good example yes

let's filter out the tourists the old fashioned way, post your favorite riff.

>>75182791
https://youtu.be/XOibIxl3dLo

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>>75182632
>no Sludge
>mfw

>>75182788
antichrist - sacrament of blood
archgoat - whore of bethlehem
profanatica - profanatitas de domonatia or any really, lots of blastbeats and fast/evil comes to mind most with this
nehemah - light of a dead star

>>75182832
it's at the bottom because the guy that made this new one said he did it solely to separate doom/sludge/stoner, which is why thrash is now ahead of doom and heavy, when thrash wasn't previously when those genres weren't split up

>>75182820
What a bunch of losers

>>75182905
They're still a better band than 90% of first wave shit

anaal nathrakh, more like anal nutbath

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>>75182929

>>75182929
it sounds funny in slavic languages because it sounds like "anal fucking"

>>75183042
no it doesn't

>>75183144
t. western slavic

>>75183155
i am balkan

>>75183042
it really doesnt

>>75180484
Fucking kek. This is exactly how I feel about BTC bands

>>75181165

> falling for pasta

jesus christ kid lurk more

we're reaching levels of tourism in this thread that should not even be possible

why are metalheads in movies always depicted as either meatheads or edgelords with emotional issues?

>>75183577
we are

>>75181157
MY MUSIC IS NOT MEANT TO BE LISTENED TO ON A FUCKING COMPUTER
All these geeky little four-eyed virgin Black Metallers with streaks in their hair that spend their lives on last.fm writing bullshit and coming up with all sorts of rumours about bands that came from their dearest fantasies… I would like to tell them the following: every time I see your little spoiled faggot suburban streak-haired faces on last.fm or myspace, I think of putting an end to Peste Noire given how painful it is. Your faces alone could cause the demise of my band. Another thing I despise about the internet is this disconnection with reality : Black Metallers threatening each other on forums, calling themselves warriors and ‘Lords' and talking about killing people when in everyday life the only people these wimps can hurt are monsters in their video games
I am available at anytime of the day for a fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel. I just purchased an automatic pistol crossbow. It's a mix between a gun and a crossbow, it's like a pistol but it fires arrows. I killed a goat with a shot in the stomach at point-blank range by alluring it with grass; the beast died three hours later. I will do the same with you. I know that you like grass, like all sheep do

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Post cringe

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Been out of the loop for Death Metal for a while now. Has anything good released in the last few years?

enjoying pic related at the minute

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>>75183652

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>>75183652

>>75183632
Hahaha what is this guys dea

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>>75181639

>>75183717
The Return comes close, but Under is in league of it's own.

the return is obviously batlord's best you weenies

I always thought that most people like Under The Sign Of The Black Mark more

s/t is plebeian's pick
the return is contrarian's pick
under the sign of the black mark is patrician's pick
blood fire death is the tourists's pick

>>75183701
he REALLY dislikes windows media player

*opens album with wind sounds*

>>75183701
that's what all people who don't play vidya are like

they don't know what to do with their free time so they go around doing dumb stuff like shootig domestic animals and arguing with teenagers on the internet

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>>75181639
>>75181646
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>>75181660
Ahem

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>>75183816

>>75180852
First track is okay. Then it goes full retard.

>>75183813
thunderstorm sounds are better

>>75183766
>>75183754
s/t may be pleb but its an undeniable classic, under the sign is my favourite though, this is still one of the best metal songs i have ever heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRltxvRBbrg

>>75182732
THEY CAN'T STOP US LET THEM TRY
FOR HEAVY METAL WE WOULD DIE

Tolkien metal or Lovecraft metal?

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>first album in 26 years

Only poser cucks don't rate Sludge

>>75184188
for some reason lovecraft themed metal seems really lame and played out to me but i don't mind tolkien shit. though maybe it's just because i'm a big lotr fan

>>75184188
Tolkien all the way. There's nothing better than going on a nature walk while listening to Summoning. Top tier walkabout music

>>75184192
is it thrash or power meal this time

>>75182873
doom has nothing to do with sludge 2bqh family
sure it's influenced by doom, but it's also influenced by d-beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejZZL-TEqpQ

bretty gud for a band who puts out so much music in such little time

>>75184227
>listening to music while hiking

tourist spotted

>>75184229
both
It's like Metal Church but with thrashier riffs

>>75184235
>doom has nothing to do with sludge
False

>>75184235
sludge is essentially doom+hardcore, it's really not that far off

>>75184257
but is it good

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>>75182632
>mfw this poll copy and pasted all the RYM genres of metal
ultimate, exhaustive, every single subgenre blow-out poll WHEN?

>>75184288
If it was released 26 years ago, yeah

>>75181301
I'd like to listen to these, unfortunately nobody is letting up on the names

>>75184436
one of them is untitled - untitled

>>75182632
>tfw voted twice
am I the only 1337 haxer

>>75183889
too trve, too trve

Anyone got the euphoric metal chart? I discovered allegaeon from it and they're pretty good

>>75184512
tourist, or bait?

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leak fucking WHEN?

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>>75184460
nice

>>75184577
>Archspire
who cares

>>75184626
me

>>75184638
I feel sorry for you senpai

>>75184626
me

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>tfw metallum added numerals to the Heathen albums
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Heathen/3540391221

>>75183652
>no oxford comma
cringe indeed

What are your favorite blackened death/thrash releases 80s - early 90s?

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Did Hudas Priest invent the dab?

>>75184930
haha epic!!! come join me on reddit

>>75184930
o shit ur right

>>75184930
>In Saudi Arabia, the move was made illegal by the National Committee for Drug Control as it was deemed that it "alludes to weed and other illegal substances." In August of 2017, Saudi singer and actor Abdallah Al Shaharani was arrested for performing the move at a music festival in Ta'if.
Why is Saudi Arabia so based?

peak osdm > peak 2nd wave > 1st wave > 2nd wave > osdm

NWOBHM > 80s USPM > peak osdm > 1st wave > peak 2nd wave > 2nd wave > osdm >>>>>>>>>>>> gl*m

good music>bad music

>>75185038
t.ourist

>>75185038
really makes me think

>>75185038
but metal is bad therefore it's good

>>75185038
what the fuck did he mean by this lads

>>75185038
"bad" music > good music

sup guys. anal tourist here. ask your answers

>>75185079
honestly yeah

>>75184957
>meanwhile the Saudi elite pay thousands to import instagram models to shit and piss on, gangbang, do coke with and shove salmon in their vaginas

forced me to contemplate

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>>75185110
Do you have a single fact to back that up

>>75185130
yeah, my dick lubed with pig lard in your ass

i want to like lithuanian black metal but literally the only interesting thing from that scene is anubi

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>>75185141
You don't even need pig grease you've already got a tiny pork cock westerncuck
Also your women love our big brown uncut halal schlongs

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>>75185130
google "Dubai porta potties"

soggy biscuit > dry biscuit

>>75180479
I remember the first time my friend played me NS music and I hated it not because of the message nor imagery, but because it's so terrible on any measure of creative or artistic quality. One could tell that the people who are involved with this music are incredibly ignorant without even paying attention to the themes.

>>75184940
Jokes on you, I'm already on Reddit.

>>75185185
>that bootleg Metallica shirt
nice

>>75184920

Massacra

>>75185163
Zpoan Vtenz

nwobhm is such tourist shit desu

>>75185226
Jokes on you, I have over 100,000 karma by defending womens rights and shilling all female metal bands since I'm a male feminist

>>75181144
Fenriz abandoned any form of childish Satanism and mocks fascism. Whatever twisted ideologies he admits to in his youth were typically done for shock value and are no longer present in Darkthrone's music.

@75185259

>>75185259
all metal that isnt slam is tourist shit dumbass

>>75184178
Only grabbing the guy beside you and giving him a beer, then pointing him in the direction of your friends is real.

>chilling with friends
>put on The Red in the Sky is Ours
>confront myself and my self (as an ontological historical entity) with the mirror of atonality (as a mirror is not an empathic but a reflexive entity, alien to the space and time it reflects and only existing by itself in relation to the other) and realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
>pleb friend gets up and says "why was there a violin, lmao, put on slaughter of the soul"
>get angry at their nostalgic subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies, but contain it
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle

"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze"

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FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75185344 (You) tried

>>75185344
t. nu-male

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>>75185327
>you will never have jolly drunkard metalfag friends

>>75185344
shouldve just put on slaughter bro

>>75180884
>>75180910
Tourist here, what are these

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actual best Bathory album coming through

>>75181548
Anyone have a mega link for this?

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>>75185471
Whoops, let me fix that for you friend-o

>>75185468
swordfuck

>>75185576
im right though

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wtf i love black metal now

>>75185471
>>75185576
See >>75183889

I'm currently listening to babymetal and I dont' get why its popular. It's like if you took the vocals an anime intro and put it with metal instrumentals, but soften the instrumentals whenever they are singing.
It's not unpleasant to listen to, but its nothing special.
What about it do people like?

>>75185628
see >>75185471

>>75185653
it's pushed by corporate labels and appeals to literal tourists

>>75185653
It was more for the novelty at the beginning, but as time went on the band has progressed and the blending of two styles really works now.
I'd recommend checking songs out from their second album.

>>75185653
you just answered your own question

>>75185261
Jokes on you. Because you did that, we made so much money and even got Jeff Loomis in the band

>>75184957
bcs they hate gays and women

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The BEST death metal album. PERIOD.

>>75185928
not brutal enough
can you fuck off poseur

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thrash AOTY

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>>75185937
Fixed ya

>>75184253
>He doesn't hike in the Swedish fells while listening to Vintersorg
Lmao, sucks to be American

>>75185937
These guys used to be in Arsis right?

>>75185468
Apator

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What do you think of this line up?

>>75180464
>go to any extreme metal show in La
>black taco circle band opening

>>75185989
Doubt that.
They are a Greek band

>>75185987
>not just listening to nature
yeah gtfo

Manowar is the only band you can listen to that won't make you a tourist

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>>75181199

>>75185937

have there been any other worthwhile thrash releases this year?

>>75185987
>Swedish
Sorry I don't wanna deal with goatfuckers
Also this >>75186015

>>75186033
have there been any worthwhile thrash releases ever?

>>75186015
It's not illegal to do both, you know

>>75186045
Fuck off contrarian

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>>75185429
Why would he want to fill his ears with shit tho

This the real shit

>>75186043
Nah, rather deal with niggers and Mexicans instead

>>75186033
Expander

>>75186057
ummm sweaty?? theres a reason its called trash metal lol

>>75186043
>Goatfuckers
>In the Swedish fells
What, goatfuckers only live in southern Sweden, not northern Sweden. It's like comparing New York to Alaska

>>75186159

>>75186004
complete shit