>Girl ask what music you listens to

>>75148813
Back to /r9k/

I don't get it, why does /mu/ appears to get nervous when someone asks this question?

>>75148848
Because /mu/ listens to dogshit

>>75148813
In response to older people, I say The Beatles
In response to people my age, I say Kanye

Both not lies

>>75148875
exactly me

>mom ask what music you listen to

>I want to get laid
Shoegaze
>Truth
Hard bop

>>75148813
>well I only listen to music on this chart

the prevalence of these threads proves that /mu/ really is the most socially inept board

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uhhhhhhhh pretty much everything haha uhh

>>75148813
*breathes in*
Captain Beachheart and His Neutral Madvillanche Hotelvet Undeath Grimespeed You! Bloody Valentalk (TalKING)CRIM Radio(headS)ON

and Kanye West

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>>75148813
>what're you listening to anon?
>frantically switches over from Ennio Morricone to a random David Bowie song
>o-oh nothing haha.

>>75148881
i told a girl i liked shoegaze once and we talked for fifteen minutes about it before she realized i didnt say "shoe gays"

she had been saying things like im so glad youre telling me this and stuff like that sounds like something my (gay) friend archie would like!

>>75148848
>>75148871
because majority of mu are genre tourists.

I tell her basically Beatles, Elliott Smith and a bunch of hardcore. Usually goes over pretty well

>>75148848
because theyre insecure teenagers who think music taste means something

"a lot of music"

>>75148813
i just say something like "indie, hip hop, folk, rock etc.. anything really"

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A girl complimented me on my Tame Impala t shirt today.

>>75149139
Tame Impala is mediocre and the singer hides his lack of talent behind vocal effects

>>75148905
>what is /r9k/

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>>75148813
I get this a lot and I seem to always default to saying electronic/ambient music because it sounds less dorky than punk or metal

>>75149139
They're a pretty normie band but that's pretty cool anon

>>75148848
because i have Social Anxiety

"Oh I listen to this!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwiGZfCt0Zs

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Moon man, Moon man, can't you see...

>>75148938
This is actually hilarious.

MF Doom

>>75148848
normie

I literally tell people I listen to "elitist hipster bullshit", they seem to get the message

>>75151290
kek

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Death Grips, w-why?

I tell people I listen to hipster indie shit like >>75151305 and underground hip hop.

>>75148881
Hell ya. Hard bop is where it's at. No need to hide it, I've gotten mad puss form telling the gals I like the jazz

>>75149156
yikes your retarded

>>75148848
Because it's all about first impressions. Believe it or not, that question actually matters a lot.

>>75148813
just be honest and say what you like and when they say they have never heard of those artists, giggle a little and then walk away, continue to go about your day
unless you want every interaction you have with a woman to lead to you getting laid

>>75151343
Jazz does tend to net some points when it comes to girls, mostly because of how stylish is it, especially hard bop. Oddly enough, I've had a ton of luck with math rock, because hardcore chicks like it and jazz chicks like it, and even the odd prog rock chick likes it.

No idea why.

>>75149173
You wish, nerd.

>>75151778
>giggle a little and then walk away
Hmm

>>75148813
I answer honestly, and say I'm mostly into modern classical stuff, but that I listen to pretty much anything. And then ask what they're into, of course, and try to find common ground. Not so hard really. I know to some people my preference will come off as pretentious, but I don't fuck with people that are that insecure anyway

>>75151396
where's my retarded? i want him back

>>75148813
/mu/core

>>75148881
i still havent met someone male or female who knew mbv

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>>75148927
What would this even sound like?

>>75148813
Metal and classical. Throw in some Joanna Newsom to keep it interesting.

>>75149156
more like mediocre and the singer hides his lack of songwriting skill and originality behind production effects and DUDE WEED aesthetic.

>>75149139
a girl complimented my merzbow t-shirt once