tfw no furry metal gf edition
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>>75141083
First for shitposting
tourism
What's some good furry metal?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13923662
vote if you haven't already
>>75141129
why do we have these again when it's self-evident black/death are always on top?
>>75141110
any album cover that has satan raping some nuns is literally furry metal
is there any mlp furry metal?
>>75141164
Old poll pissed me off by lumping doom with sludge
>>75141225
that's pretty autism t b h
>>75141215
https://sdreamexplorers.bandcamp.com/
its pretty good
post good meal from Chicago
What are you currently listening to, /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhqoOrKm90&t=
REMEMBER REMEMBER the greatest thread in /mu/ history
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/40055120/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SI3gequ69Hs
>>75141236
>Trouble sounds like Grief
>Saint Virus sounds like Crowbar
>Candlemass sounds like Noothgrush
>>75141266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jzKrMZL08
>>75141129
come on, you can't put genres as huge as black and death in one piece, but split heavy&speed and power&symphonic. I know they aren't the same thing, but neither are venom and liturgy.
>>75141266
cianide and everything by Speckmann
>>75141294
fuck that is crisp
thanks man
>>75141288
ok you seperated heavy/speed/neoclassical and doom/stoner/sludge
now going by your logic I can ask you does Hellhammer sound like Immortal sound like Blasphemy sound like Liturgy? and why aren't hairs being autistically split for black/death then?
Opinions on Uada?
i dont normally like acoustic but this sounds like its not not metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xF4HoIu8AU
>>75141285
the greatest threads are the ones nu-/metal/ has never experienced pre-gorespammer
>>75141337
I enjoy them, and they have potential to get better
>>75141285
>second post insinuates that ghost is good
dropped
>>75141294
Good as shit. Like Electric Wizard but more crushing.
>>75141346
Good as shit. Hard to focus on the music though. she's hot as balls.
>>75141346
I get that metal feeling from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8usgIlYqNY
Atmogoodie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aj6GjPmXKI
>>75141129
>not a single sludge one
damn
>>75141346
>>75141458
They're both more progrock than metal. Better than Cream Theater least.
>>75141545
hope in /metal/: restored
keep it up fellas
Imagine liking Sludge in <current year>
How could you live with that embarrassment?
finally some kino content from papa Varg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRNg85D6PRo
>>75141204
Not sure I'd classify Satan as an animal.
>>75141316
Liturgy isn't black metal. It's circus music for hipsters.
>>75141346
Man that guy's voice sucks
>>75141887
>using current year meme
>in current year
Post masterpieces
>>75142144
You know, I like Varg. Totally unironically, I think he'd be a cool guy to sit down with. But I dislike how unreliable he is. He's gone and said that the band was never called Old Funeral and it was just Funeral, but when they broke up and other bands used the name Funeral, they called it Old Funeral to distinguish themselves from the newer bands. Now here we are, with a cassette cover from 89-90 that clearly says Old Funeral.
What does /metal/ think of this album?
Funniest lyrics in metal, anyone?
"When our eyes gaze into our sky
They see only darkness
Our sun was stolen by the Jews
Our starts were sold by the price of dirt"
>>75144334
>Aryan Tourism
>>75141083
>Tfw no Louis Cachet bf
>>75141316
>heavy/speed/neoclassical
>doom/stoner/sludge
all distinct and separate genres
>Hellhammer
>Immortal
>Blasphemy
>Liturgy
all black metal bands playing different subgenres of black metal
>>75141281
JRE
>>75144138
>>75144166
Jesus Christ this is literally the definition of autism
>tfw Varg had recorded four black metal classic LPs and one classic EP by the time he was 20 years old
>tfw still haven't gotten to finish recording even one black metal record
How does somebody as fucking dumb as Varg pull it off? What is his secret?
only death is real
>>75144756
Having rich parents and severe autism
>want to hear some new Jeff Loomis riffs
>he joined Arch Enemy
>fuck
>oh well
>cue up Will to Power
>minute and a half intro, nothing special
>second track begins
>Alright, time to be blown awaâ
>I HEARD THERE WAS A RACE
WHERE WE'RE ALL ONE RACE
COLOR, GENDER, AGE NEVER COULD DICTATE
I SAW THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN WE VALUED ALL LIFE
NOBODY OPPRESSED, EVERYONE HAD RIGHTS
SUDDENLY, IN AN AGE WHERE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US IS BINARY
And you fucks wonder why YT is shilling Arch Enemy so hard now
>>75127825
This is a little late but here's an example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-is-QASBc
wtf I love overproduced atmoshit now
>>75127825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kObatIiWpUA
>>75144784
I knew AE sucked, but this is a new low.
fenriz shilled this band last night and they're pretty damn good, so i'm gonna shill them here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03AEI2NiKM
>/metal/ automatically assumes it's hipster shit because it's not a a black metal album cover
AOTY, hands down.
>>75141129
where's "metal"
>>75144986
>instrumental
Dropped!
>>75144986
lmao
fuggin benis of bum
>>75144995
Up your ass
>>75144951
this tiger pelt begs for a spurdo edit
>>75144784
Bring back Mangela Gossow please
A true Aryan hellbitch
>>75144158
it's good
Aenima is better, less pretense and more angst
>>75145051
>tfw ywn be pegged by Angela
>>75144747
I know, who would actually dress up like an edgy furry.
>>75144756
Imagine there was no porn or internet
>>75141110
anything drawn by Chris Moyen
>>75145088
Both existed in early 90s dumdum
>>75145094
I... don't believe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqc5QzY2Brg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HdnaDuRwok
I really like these songs
>>75145107
Pretty sure by 1994 porn was all over the primitive Web
>>75144784
>being this triggered by lyrics in a metal song
Lmao. Stop being a snowflake.
>>75144158
I like all of Tool's stuff, they're not metal though.
>>75145272
But obviously bands like Tool and RATM are glorious examples of an otherwise irrelevant and uninspired genre
anyone has link for this?
BLACKENED THRASHPUNK'N'ROLL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zB8N31M_bI
it leaked
is viking metal still cool?
>>75145453
it never was
>>75144784
>COLOR, GENDER, AGE NEVER COULD DICTATE
jesus christ
Plenty of albums have been ruined by their bad production. Has the opposite ever happened?
As in, an otherwise mediocre album saved by its top notch production?
Good production doesn't mean crystal clear sound by the way.
>>75144784
>intentionally listening to meloshit
You brought this on yourself.
>>75144768
>rich parents
I'm guessing this is pretty well known but source? Didn't a lot of people in the 2nd wave Norwegian scene come from pretty well off backgrounds?
Rich Homie VargâFilosofam
>>75145613
everyone in Norway is from well off backgrounds
>ywn make atmospheric black metal on a Roland D-50 in prison
>>75141083
Can we abandon this thread and start a new one with a different edition? I don't want our general to be associated with furfaggotry, even ironically.
>>75141129
Where's Death/Thrash and Blackened Thrash? I just voted thrash anyway, thrash deserves to be on top.
only trad is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03AEI2NiKM
Just looked up Esoteric on MA and saw their review scores.
Are they really that good?
>>75144986
It's literally hipster shit though
>>75144986
I found this release quite pointless after Revisionist
Tries nothing new at all.
what should i ask Full of Hell?
>>75146645
"why do you bother?"
>>75146436
Yes. Check out Metamorphogenesis and Paragon of Dissonance to see for yourself
I'M YOUR
>>75146742
Is that Kerry King?
>>75146774
It's Devin Townsend you retard
>>75146436
Yes, they are one of the 3 pillar bands of funeral doom with Skepticism and Thergothon
>>75146742
LOCH NESS LOCH NESS
thoughts on this man?? ??? ??
>>75146814
okay
>>75145531
No. A boring album is a boring album no matter how great the production is
>>75145531
A load of crust punk/black metal crossover is simplistic and dull as fuck, but the lo fi makes it kind of cool sounding anyway.
>>75146792
It's Bjorn "Speed" Strid from Meshuggah
This is the first metal album to unironically scare me since I listened to Under the Sign by Bathory back when I was first getting into metal.
>>75145531
>ruined
Like totally ruined? Which ones do you mean?
>As in, an otherwise mediocre album saved by its top notch production?
Depends on what you mean by this. Many say lo-fi adds to BM for example.
I think this is pretty rare in metal where production is rarely expensive or lush. But poppier metal and hard rock is full of examples of production over songwriting.
post what you're blasting
>>75147178
>>75147178
>>75147232
this looks cool, what is it?
>>75147178
Not metal but this
Was playing Tomb of the Mutilated earlier though
>>75147335
Are you literally fucking blind?
>>75147335
>literally can't click Image Search - google
https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Carbonized/For_the_Security/9860
>>75147178
>>75147365
doesn't have to be metal
>>75147377
This band is literally only somewhat known because of their name
But is meal food
>>75147335
Listen to their first 2 albums, you may like them
http://www.strawpoll.me/13929018/
>>75147544
>sodom
>>75147230
Classy!
>>75147406
they make some solid DSBM. The name obviously helps them tho.
>>75147178
kvlt pictures of you in the tub make for good cover art.
>>75147365
bretty gud album
>>75145389
Isn't this just 1 track?
Try slsk if its not there just use offliberty
>>75146502
agreed
this is some good speed metal shit
>>75148281
Make a contribution instead of being a whiny pissbaby
>>75148340
GLAM GLAM GLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNzEVgoHY8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttzuZ8Y8kco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZzR-oSmU7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3RZkOqU8Hs
time for glam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyyPmtQ5dWI
>tfw going to buy new Belphegor album tomorrow and listen to it while driving to the Netherlands to finally see Vallenfyre
feels bretty gud
You guys heard this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaFIDnsWCQQ&t=1391s&list=LLbGD3c0eipANY_QZEXeLWVg&index=1
The BM is so-so but the solo guitar parts are very nce
>>75144986
I normally love instrumental post-metal but these guys never really did it for me
Really good live though
>>75148680
i saw vallenfire live this summer. no idea why this random punk band is so shilled here
Suggestion for those tired of glamshits: you can make a word filter for words 'extremecuck' and 'Stryper'
>>75147178
>>75146742
TURBO LOVER
>>75148810
it's good is why
and it's on MA
is this the true best Melvins album? I think it's the only one that doesn't have a bunch of filler or "experiments"
just report glamkids
>>75148965
shaking in my boots here queerboy
>>75148986
in your hot pink leopard print latex boots, calling others queer
>>75149037
>the only way you can be masculine is by wearing all black clothes and shirts of your favourite extremecuck band
no matter how much you try to compensate you will always be a beta bitch. glammers are so masculine they dont need to compensate
>>75149089
t. undercover jimmy nu-tron
post your favorite metalcore album
>inb4 metalcore sucks
How nu-male is this?
>>75149097
SEETHING
calm down blackie nerd, mommy will bring you some hotpockets soon
>>75149127
t. triggered undercover jimmy nu-tron
have you ever considered that glamposters are actually ghosts of glamfags that overdosed on heroin or jizz in the 80s and now they desperately want to talk about their irrelevant music again?
>>75149089
ha i don't wear all black or band shirts, i'm merely pointing out that calling others gay when you dress like a drag queen displays a lack of self awareness
>>75149137
S E E T H I N G
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>>75149150
you misspelled "drowned in pussy"
>>75149164
still triggered i see
>>75149164
>doesnt dispute that hes not a ghost
fucking knew it
>>75149150
Black/death was always irrelevant though, at least we had our heyday
>>75149150
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
>>75149189
THE DEVIL'S POWER IS THE GREATEST ONE
>>75149182
>Black/death was always irrelevant though
fun facts: black and death metal were created approximately 32 years ago, still very proficient genres to this day
Glam died in about 10 years of existence, everyone hate it now.
really makes the noggin' joggin
>>75149209
wow badass cosplay! now step aside and let them alpha-males through
>>75149099
>>75149209
is that a prosthetic ear? what the fuck is going on with it?
>>75149103
>Moonsorrow
>nu-male
pick one
>entire genre killed by Pearl Jam
how will glamshits ever recover?
OK can someone explain to me, is it really a bannable offense when someone posts glam in a metal thread? It's off-topic for the thread, not /mu/ as a whole, right? Is it still against the rules? And do mods even agree at all that glam isn't metal?
>>75149252
they didnt
>>75149241
Tobias wears a full mask onstage
>>75149252
More like Pearl Glam
Leave BM to Americans
Sadly you have here, fucking cocks.
>>75149235
*blocks your path*
>pure speed metal doesn't exiâ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EhbZPgjC8A
>>75149291
I don't mind
>>75149305
*winces*
be gone nu-male
>>75147031
Killer EP! Only for true deathsters.
Mgla is literally the Rick and Morty of black metal
>>75149310
When I hear "speed metal" I think more about stuff like Savage Grace, but you are probably abuot TrĂśjan.
>>75149310
>pure speed metal doesn't exi
Said no one. It did exist in pure form, just for a short time around the time of NWOBHM. Now it's mostly revivals and the old bands from back in the day.
>>75149339
actually, you're correct
>>75149348
how so? yeah the band has slightly gimmicky image, but that's it. the music is not over-the-top pseudo-intellectual bullshit.
This kills nu male.
>>75149316
*invokes the unholy master*
time to die.....nothin personnel...........kid
>>75149339
Explain
>>75149377
It's going to take your ass son of a bitch !!! Nazi shit !!!! Bitch frustrated and disgusted !!!
>>75149376
>not
also, most of their fans are normies.
>>75149376
>edgy fanbase of ignorant toe-dipping genre tourists
>muh nihilism
>muh accessibility
What is Ghost BC of metal?
Chucky Cheese
>>75147439
why not their third? its arguably their best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29mNYtC0bg
wtf I love proto metal now
>>75149404
>edgy fanbase of ignorant toe-dipping genre tourists
I don't know, I haven't seen them at least.
>muh nihilism
Haven't read the lyrics really. Is it that bad?
>muh accessibility
You mean "it's popular"? Yeah. Tell me again how most 2nd wave was unreachable for filthy plebs
only death is real
>>75149377
>slavic nazis
>>75148940
Melvin's don't experiment, they just do stuff and record it.
>>75149236
i thought the hype for this album died in like 2009
>>75149339
as long as it's not figuratively the Rick and Morty of black metal
>>75149440
>You mean "it's popular"?
No, I mean it's meant to sound accessible, with crystal clear production and easily digestible meloblack riffing.
>>75149440
it's not just bad because it's popular, it's bad because people who listen to it have heard only Burzum and/or blackgaze shite and praise it to be greatest album ever, even though it's an okay black metal album at best.
>haven't read the lyrics
see for yourself
>I haven't seen them at least
You never read YT's comment section?
>>75149461
>hype for this album died in like 2009
Yeah it kinda did, but it's still my favorite
>>75149473
>Implying burzum isn't the best BM has to offer
>>75149431
You are like little baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKt65hTItU
Ghost shills pls go!
>>75149473
>You never read YT's comment section?
>Reading comments on YT
>Ever
>Especially fucking metal
>>75149489
>>75149489
>>75149510
That's a smart thing to do, but if he claims he hasn't seen mglafags spouting nonsense, that's the plays to go.
>>75149518
Fenriz?
More like Beniz :DDD
>>75149471
It's ok with me, as long as it doesn't take away from the quality
Still better than pure blackgaze/atmoshit
>>75149537
ayyyyyyy
>>75149557
no it's not
>>75149534
Honestly shit fans isn't THE ultimate criteria, IMO. I can look past a shit fanbase if the record is alright. Admittedly, it's more post-rock and meloBM than BM.
I guess by BM standards it's somewhat bad but not that bad on the whole
is this the epitome of Fenriz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3-KZo9AkQ
>>75144784
>Different doesn't means it's not the way
>Remove sex creed race, we are all the same
>Confront ignorance with nowledge and awareness
>Show respect
>Intolerance means war
>Intolerance means war
>Waaaaar
new Belphegor and Ensiferum
Well, you're a bitch, you're gonna piss on business
>>75149607
Who cares about Ensiferum now
Is there a nsbm chart?
>>75149607
new Cannabis Corpse too
>>75149672
There is. Do I have it? Negative. Is this post helpful, nope? Why did I make it? In order to offer insight.
>>75149697
dude weed lmao
>>75149672
It's going to take your ass son of a bitch !!! Nazi shit !!!! Bitch frustrated and disgusted !!!
>>75149711
>Graveland
>NSBM
What is the most R*ddit genre
>>75149711
1. Wtf is Black Magick SS doing there?
2. Where is Loits?
>>75149713
D U D E
U
D
E
>>75149733
Prog
>>75141129
>every genre except Viking has at least one vote
snowniggers BTFO
new burzum? more like whisper hypno joi
>>75149711
>Nyoghtaeblisz
>NSBM
>>75149755
You mean Djent
>>75149757
I wanted to vote for viking but it's just a subgenre of black and/or folk so I voted for black
>>75149733
Alt
>>75149757
Viking Metal isn't a real genre anyway
>>75149711
>no Peste Noirre
>no Goatmoon
>no Kawir
>The Viking image in popular understanding is that of hypermasculinity, and thus Viking metal is inherently patriarchal. While some bands, such as Kivimetsän Druidi, Storm, and Irminsul, have included female members, and female fans comprise a substantial part of Viking metal's audience, it is argued that women are subordinated within the Viking metal scene, and are rarely present in the production of Viking metal music, which can be seen as a form of "nation-building": while women may participate in the nation building process, it is still controlled by men
So... this is the power.... of Wikipedia... whoa...
>>75149819
What's next, pirate metal isn't real genre?
>>75149822
Peste Noire and Kawir aren't NSBM you mong
>>75149819
Viking metal is a bonafide genre, ya dingus
>>75149848
Correct
What is the best warcore?
>>75149870
What makes it not a subgenre of folk?
>>75149653
I do, and the new album isn't bad. So there you go.
>>75149819
next you'll be telling me ninja metal isn't a real genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg
>>75149870
t. redditor
>>75149901
ninja metal isn't a real genre
N-NANI?!
Does American folk metal exist?
Is there a concept album about Paul Bunyan?
>>75149886
either Hail of Bullets or Revenge, depends on which warcore you pick
>>75149901
This is a bonafide genre, not some gimmicky shit like black metal
any bands with multiple vocalists? i.e. one shouts the other growls
>>75149939
>Hail of Bullets
wauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
post ninja metal NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAul5i0nIs
>>75149952
Yeah
You
>>75149935
>Does American folk metal exist?
nah you need to have a culture to have folk music
>>75149952
Intestine Baalism
>>75149952
Cut Up
only band that does this and doesn't sound like faggy 12 year olds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VqsosGM-3c
>>75149935
>Agalloch (/ËĂŚÉĄÉËlÉËx/) was an American metal band from Portland, Oregon
>>75149952
Despised Icon
>>75149952
80% of grindcore and powerviolence
>>75149965
Because European culture is so broad huh
>>75149964
whoa what do I sound like
>>75149974
>>75149985
>>75149989
will check these
>>75149994
any specific recs? I like Disrupt
>>75149952
nile
>>75149988
>ĂŚÉĄÉËlÉËx
I fucking hate English majors
>>75149935
sludge is basically "american folk metal"
also
>a 200 year-old people
folk doesn't work the way you think it works
>mod actually gave a warning
triggered blackie, at least tell me which rule i broke
>>75149950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW3tXsxN_w
>>75150036
Glamtera = Bestera
>>75150000
yeah it's great
>>75149988
pretty sure it's agh hull lock
>>75149844
I wonder who wrote this. I remember that article from around 2 years ago where some faggot got bashed for like Sunbather so he wrote a personal blog that got published as music news about how toxic metal is.
Is there a whole lot of social justice meddling in metal or have people just viewed it as a lost cause? I know BM has the same label of "dangerous" as if was when the church burnings except now its about nationalism.
>>75144784
>getting triggered by nsbm is bad because you are supposed to separate music from the ideology
>getting triggered by sjw lyrics is ok
Umm, polbabs?
>>75150036
>tfw glamtera is better than groovetera
thoughts?
>>75150062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jaItN3DoMÄ
remember this?
>>75150062
The only social justice meddling is by people who don't even listen to the music
>>75150058
mi amigo
glamfags will tell you this is metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftnB33goIg
>>75150036
>at least tell me which rule i broke
Gee, I don't know, maybe spamming glam rock in a metal general?
>>75150006
some of my favs are:
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Agathocles
Misery Index
Dahmer
Hatred Surge
early Carcass
Regurgitate
and obviously Napalm Death
>>75150090
Never seen it but its 46 minutes and i think the only hot girls im going to see were the colored hair girl from whatever that band was and the girl crowd surfing. Pass.
>>75150150
i proved to you fags yesterday glam is indeed metal, stop being in denial
>>75150160
they can't be the same because there's only glam rock, glam metal never existed
>>75150155
thanks dude
while I'm at it, some death/grind like Terrorizer?
>>75150175
basically, it's stupid feminists bitching about elitism in metal.
>>75150197
Nausea
will i get v& for torrenting scorpions virgin killer
>>75150198
at least glam rock sounds much better than glam rock pretending to be something it's not
>>75150219
more like pseudoscorpions virgin killer
>>75150197
nothing really comes close to Terrorizer but you can occupy yourself with Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses by Brutal Truth, thats some classic deathgrind aswell
>>75150220
yadda yadda. are you this triggered mod that gave me a warning?
>warning for posting glam
the fuck
post warning page
>glamshits soon to be banned on sight
Based mods, what a time to be alive
>>75150276
Yes, what you scum fuck MOTHER YOUR FALSE BITCH
>>75150300
I prefer the psalms
>complaining about moderation
shouldn't that be a ban then? go start a glam thread
>>75150240
>>75150217
thanks a lot
>>75150179
reminder that Sweet sounded heavier than any glamcuck 'metal' act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeKfksARzU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hG3Gib-Is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGYtfC0R_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGXY79Yg24
>>75149822
Peste Noire is ironic
>>75149844
lol literally who sits and writes that garbage
>>75149935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2UhUKTRXo
>yfw you realise this is the first speed metal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88koeaqrEg