/metal/

>>75130050
why a new general? sage

Vektor sucks

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first for Incorrigible Riffing

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holocaust tourist holocaust

BOOOORN DEAD INTO THIS WORLD
TO STARVE AND ROT IN AGONY

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first for gimme azn goth gf

why is gorguts liked around here while gojira is hated? sounds extremely similar to me

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dis gills da newmale :DD

>>75130079
white power wintersun
pro-slavery soilwork
racist at the gates
antisemitic amon amarth
confederate Children of Bodom
bigoted be'lakor
intolerant in flames
imperialist intestine baalism
ns norther
colonialist kalmah
shitlord shade empire
alt-right Insomnium
discriminatory dark tranquillity
Republican Arsis
white supremacist Be'lakor
far-right omnium gatherum
redneck amorphis
mysogynist Disarmonia Mundi
prejudiced scar symmetry
kill all niggers carcass
ethnocentric edge of sanity
hateful hypocrisy
Bible Belt Before the Dawn
fascist Mors Principium Est
jew-bashing arch enemy
traditionalist In Mourning
nationalist Mercenary
xenophobic gates of ishtar
14/88 solution .45
homophobic Dark Lunacy
Pro-European Black Dahlia Murder
natsoc Darkest Hour
conservative Eternal Tears of Sorrow
kkk dethklok
Nazi Sonic Syndicate
Sieg heil Enshine
problematic Eluveitie
Brexit Beherit
Sexist Saxon

>>75130095
>why is gorguts liked around here while gojira is hated?
did Gojira ever made anything as massive as Erosion of Sanity? No? Well, then you got your answer

>>75129178
Ghost b.c is Rick and Morty
Iron Maiden is The Simpsons
Megadeth is Futurama

>gonna throw myself off the roof
metal for this feel ?

>>75130152
why

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how will extremecuck soiboys ever recover?

>>75130159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDw1nECBqN8

>>75130171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt4VaTr4Zs

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reminder

>>75130152
Skinless

>>75130164
>this thread lives while the shitpost thread actually posted before dies
it's like poetry because it's a metaphor for how dead the absolute state of glam is

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nu-male shopping list day one

>>75130152
don't
or if you really want to kys (even if that'd be really stupid) don't choose a method that makes you live a few seconds of intense regret and sudden will to live before either killing you or just badly injuring you

>>75130095
how long has pre-magma gojira been hated here

>>75130202
if you buy albums you're a numale by definition

>>75130202
whats the one on top left? solid cops otherwise

>>75130210
>don't choose a method that makes you live a few seconds of intense regret and sudden will to live
this
Firefighters and police have often given testimony that upon rushing to the scene where someone has jumped from an extreme height (30 or so stories), the person isn't actually dead on impact and goes through MINUTES of extreme pain until their heart goes out

>>75130226
Especially metal albums

>>75130194
t. Urist

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how will glamshits unironically ever recover?

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>>75130233
Kelle surut soi :DDD

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>>75130260
>Kelle surut soi
thank you pal have a nice azn goth gf

>>75130202
ey that's my photo fag. I'm as alpha as they come.

>>75130226
bet you're a hue

>>75130233
Havukruunu. great band.

>>75130260
tootcore lives

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Rec me some dsbm like Tardigrada, /meal/

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>>75130088
Azagthoth you say?

star wars metal?

>>75130257
>/metal/ is full of plebians
what a surprise

>>75130289
Not dsbm, but if you want depressive and nihilistic black metal, listen to Ashdautas/Volahn/Arzimenda

>>75130299
What website is he browsing

>>75130303
>>>/reddit/

>>75130303
This is a Star Trek approved general, buddy

This is worth checking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN80ss2a890

>>75130315
hard to say, but that's a screenshot from Quake 3

>>75130142

so you like ghost and maiden but not megadeth?

>>75130340
>X reacts to X
tourism

>>75130312
It sure as hell ain't dsbm, but it's good anyway.

>>75130194

fuck off autism police

>>75130349
>existing is tourism
Sweet

Tourism died in 1993. Only 12 good tours have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already planned by 1993). Tourism achieved its industry peak in tours like Onward To Tourism, Pure Tourism, and The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours, elevating vacations into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Tour and Tourjira, all its potential was squandered and vacations have been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn the tourism industry into MTV spring break).

>>75130374
If it wasn't pasta it now is

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>listening to norwegian sociopaths chugging unriffs recorded on an office headset

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which album suits pic related?

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>>75130340
>>75130349
reminder this is what Death fans look like

>>75130303
https://www.metal-archives.com/search/advanced/searching/bands?bandName=&genre=&country=&yearCreationFrom=&yearCreationTo=&bandNotes=&status=&themes=star+wars&location=&bandLabelName=#bands

>>75130409
wormpleghm - tomb of the ancient king

>>75130340
actually kinda funny in a retarded way

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>>75130409

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>>75130409

>>75130431
>>75130433
WHAT THAE FUCK

>>75130431
>>75130433
ebin

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>>75130431
>>75130433
transcendant..

>>75130431
>>75130433
portal confirmed for forbidden knowledge

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>>75130431
>>75130433

>>75130431
>>75130433
>i'm sharing a general with eldritch abominations

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>>75130431
>>75130433

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>>75130164
I still don't get how people can actually enjoy glam. Some exceptions exist (Quiet Riot, Dokken), but it's trash.

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>>75130409

>>75130431
>>75130433
damn...

>>75130425
good album

>>75130462
It's a shame most Finnish dm bands had 1-2 full length albums at best, they're arguably the best quality wise.

True Touristic Black Metal are bands such as Tourzum, Mortourary Drape, Ruins of Beverage, Batoury, Emptourer, Profanatourca and Peste Toure. You can listen to Burzum if you want, but you do not understand the true Esoteric Tourism black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole tour. Tour is real music, not intended for vacationer like you, but the real Esoteric Misantrophic Travellers who do not care like you clown from. Tourism is an elite industry, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Tourism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on travel, on a personal level vacation tourism, collective level Tourism industry. Without a theoretical understanding of the industry, it is useless to dream of understanding Touristic worldview. None of you can not understand industry, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworm. You can not reach an elite level of Tour, so why even dream about it. Tourist and Black Metal are the elite. For real tourist.

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>>75130433
Someone should make a collage of the reactions to this nameless cyclopean abnormality

>>75130461
whats holding you back

>>75130461
it's fucking pop rock lad, as if the people that dig into it are at all discerning

Glam? Yeah, I like glam.
Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Alice Cooper, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Cinderella, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Quiet Riot, Stryper, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Hanoi Rocks, Extreme, Great White, White Lion, Y&T, Mr. Big, Kix, L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat, Damn Yankees, Firehouse, Slaughter, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Steelheart, Love/Hate, Night Ranger, Enuff Z'nuff, Nitro, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Vixen, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Autograph, Keel, Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Whitecross, Jackyl, Michael Monroe, Vain, Kick Axe, Giant, BulletBoys, Steeler, Trixter, EZO, Every Mother's Nightmare, Danger Danger, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britney Fox, Jetboy, Zodiac Mindwarp, Pretty Boy Floyd, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Roxy Blue, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, House of Lords, Wildside, Candy Harlots, Wrathchild, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, T.N.T., Sleeze Beez, Blue Murder, King Kobra, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Mr. Nasty, Wild Boyz, Kik Tracee, Southgang, Rockhead, Beau Nasty, Saigon Kick, Nelson, the list goes on...

>>75130574
here's your thread, look at all the people that like glam
>>75130021

>>75130574
BASED

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glam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18dBU55S6P0

>>75130587
YEAH BABY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDwXcD0OCU

>>75130587
Russia isn't glam, фиcк oфф

>>75130574
very good taste anon

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who dis?

>>75130583
Glam is too alpha to have a place of its own
Like a trve alpha, glam leeches on everyone else, sleeps on the couch, eats their fondue, drinks their beer and fucks their gf

>>75130050
Speaking of cosmic, terminal redux's story is pretty cool.

>>75130574
epic :DDD (btw not samefag don't @ me)

>>75130574
omg so cool

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any /wanna be somebody/ in

>>75130623
ted "the ultimate pedo" nugget

>>75130623
Ted 'Tourist Ed' Nu-gent

>>75130623
Dimebag Darell

>>75130623
Lemmy

SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH
SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH N DRY
SATURDAY NIGHT
I'M HIGH
SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH N DRY

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>>75130626
Outer Isolation is their best

>>75130624
>glam tries to make its own thread
>tries to suppress a thread that was actually made after >>75130071
>it all spectacularly fails
>glamshits crawl back to the metal general to grovel
>g-guys we were always invited, r-right?
glamshits

>>75130194
Now what exactly is so bad about cannabis. It's legal where I live and as we all know, it is a big part of metal culture. I bet atleast half of this thread smokes or has tried it at one point in their life, we just don't talk about it because every time you get it with "DUDE" epic memes. Now excuse me while I take my medicine and play some Kyuss ;)

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>>75130683
Blow it out your ass

>>75130683
fuck off extremecuck

>>75130675
It's a story too? Is it a prequel to terminal redux? Makes sense now that I carefully looked at the cover.

>>75130702
you get hit with* my bad.

>>75130702
weed's an alright drug, but DUDE culture is cancer

>>75130702
also you have bad taste in metal

>>75130713
all three of their albums are concept ones.

>>75130623
michael gira

>>75130728
Shit, didn't expect that.

>>75130726
Not that guy but Kyuss is fucking god tier and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

>>75130726
You don't like Kyuss? WTF man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGcLE4tN9k8

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worst Ulcerate record

Stoner metal isn't even the best music for getting stoned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhONp_VdCXE

>that intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JhjYiasQA
i fucking love the 80s

>>75130768
i don't think anyone would disagree considering that's a comp of 2 demos

>>75130752
they're boring and limp dicked, even for stoner
>>75130761
this is even worse than I remember
this isn't even metal

>>75130800
I'm gonna have to disagree with you on all fronts, my man. But it's all up to taste.

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Anyone got this BM album that has a fucked up looking infant and four bone dragons coming from each side?

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>>75130779
The vinyl cover is superior

>>75130800
I showed that song to prove that everything Kyuss touches turns into gold. I guess the magic is lost on some folks.

>>75130837
>>75130821
yep let's agree to disagree

This is glamocaust, you can't run away
Fabio this is your final day
Hell's avengers are stripping off
Skin and flesh of David Hasselhoff
Severed limbs in neon tights
Holocaust the glamshit parasites
Fluffy wigs thrown into mud
Lipstick washed away with blood
The revenge from the abyss
Grunge will pale next to this

what would you like to make /meal/? metal wise, of course.

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>>75130164
By posting the best wave that blows glamshit out of the water

>>75130865
cringe

>>75130897
mercyful fate is glam

>>75130702
I fucking hate weed, gives me panic attacks, but I used to smoke a ton and I still love stoner doom. Can't imagine disliking dopethrone, point being you really don't need weed to enjoy it. Sobriety is a pretty big part of some metal too, plenty of edgelords want to keep their minds clear

>>75130911
Some people are just destined to destroy themselves with substance and some people aren't. It's like genetic or some shit

>>75130897
glamhead here, i like thrash tho

>>75130908
t. glamtranny tourist

>>75130865
cringe

>>75130896
fleshlights but with dog butts

>glam isn't met—
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBRzttTfos

-al

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>>75130992
DELET THIS

GLAM ISN'T METAL

METAL IS ONLY SAD AND SERIOUS STUFF LIKE NAILS AND FULL OF HELL AND INDIAN!

ONLY STUFF THAT MAKES ME LOOK TOUGH AND IN FRONT OF INSTAGRAM ALT-MODELS WITH BRAIDED HAIR!

HIGH-PITCHED VOCALS AND WILD HAIRSTYLES AREN'T METAL!

why are glam guitarists litteral gods?
https://youtu.be/7V5lUQiFp_0

>>75131057
the field is very competitive

shred or die

Jesus christ glamshits are unbearable
No wonder no-on likes them

>>75130702
I made the pic
"No marijuana" means first and foremost that /metal/ isn't for discussion of marijuana. It also isn't for discussions like "what's the best metal to smoke blunts to", etc.
But also, stoners are infamous for being really annoying, much like vegans or /pol/tards. Namely, as soon as they join the conversation, every thread becomes about marijuana.
No one is interested whether you smoke or not, unless they ask you. No one wants to hear your preaching about weed. No one understands your ebin weed references, no one relates to your "hey you smoke weed too high five" circlejerk. These things divide the actual discussion and make people feel alienate from the conversation.
Last but not least, stoner metal is not on par with other genres. It has its moments and at least it's not glam, but still it's a genre beloved not so much for its quality but rather for its musically irrelevant qualities.

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>>75131042
2nd hand embarrassment from your lack of perspective

you're justifying poptimism which metal is antithetical to

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fight me

>>75131090
somebody was mad enough to make this image
no wait
somebody was mad enough to make this image in just the last hour
Also
>Despite little radio or television support, Iron Maiden are considered one of the most successful heavy metal bands in history, with The Observer reporting in 2015 that the band have sold over 90 million copies of their albums worldwide.

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>>75131067
Hello! This is your tour guide, sorry to bother you but the rest of the group has left this genre, our next stop is Detroit techno, you'll see it's really cosy, lots of shallow music for you to dip your toes into.

>>75131090
>doom/sludge
I'm still mad

>>75131128
also
>brings up a poll that doesn't even mention glam as proof of anything

Reminder that glam is objectively shitty hard rock
It's not metal therefore it has nothing to do on a metal thread
Make your own general.

>>75131128
compared to glam autism (concentrated in less than a handful of posters) it's a drop in the bucket

also mental gymnastics to continue justifying poptimism lmao

>>75131090
folk metal is pretty great though

>>75131163
as opposed to mental gymnastics to justify your own display of autism huh

>>75131129
Glam metal is the most touristic rock genre, I can bet any glamposter is tourism personified

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Anyone see where ex deo came out of nowhere with an entire new album?

>>75131162
they tried. this is what happens when glam tries to make it's own thread >>75130021. it's just hard to keep it afloat when it's less than a handful of people shitposting where nobody else takes it seriously :^o

>>75131181
it was touristic in the 80s, now it's some of the most hard-core shit.

>>75131187
Glam feeds on butthurt to sustain itself

>>75131181
give me more glamshit tears

buttblasted extremecucks are so fucking sad. Glam is metal. Glam actually has song writing. Glam has non autistsic aesthetics. Glam is the best metal subgenere

>>75131176
pure folk metal is meh
folk-*any subgenre* is god tier

>>75131197
>this is what glammies believe
You're just more of the same

>>75131187
O N E F U C K I N G P O S T

how will glamshits ever recover?

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>>75131104
+Death Fortress and Tardigrada
Have you heard Gehenna's Seen Through The Veil Of Darkness and Ancient's The Cainian Chronicle? You might enjoy it.

>>75131197
are you really reverse baiting people to post steel panther and black veil brides? because that's all modern glamshit is

>guy posts glam metal
>extremecuck spergs out
really makes you think

>/metal/ becomes shitty again
metal for this feel?

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Why did Cynic move on from tech thrash again?

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so it holds true

>>75131270
it's a compilation of all of their demos, perhaps the best thing they've made.

if i find any of you glamhaters irl i will personally shove a can of aquanet down your pisshole

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>>75131227
Opposed to the numerous posts of this thread showcasing glam's alphaness and talent?

>>75131291
sorry you're in the metal thread, here's the glamshitter quarantine >>75130021

>tfw the glamshits are probably the most nu-male looking individuals populating this general

>>75131304
sorry you missed the memo, no tourists beyond this point, here's the glamshitter quarantine >>75130021

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>>75131313
average glam listener

>>75131128
>make this image
It's two screenshots

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>>75131313
>glamkids

>>75131335
except 30 years older, alcoholic and only wears guns 'n roses shirts

>>75131338
glamshits are pop apologists. popshits that are the lowest common denominators abhor things that take more than 1 step because it's too much for their brain to process at once

>>75131335
Average blackgaze fans

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fix'd

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>/metal/ hates glam
>/metal/ loves visual kei

>>75131388
sorry you missed the memo, no tourists beyond this point, here's the glamshitter quarantine >>75130021

>>75131391
i love both

>>75131391
talking out of your ass? see >>75130194
visual kei is ONLY tangentially relevant because it's an anime imageboard

>>75131388
>>75131090
black metal is the most loved subgenre here, and it's not talked about all that much
blackies may be autistic but at least they're not annoying

>modern glam is just steel panther and black veil brides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlvPEAiGl4

>>75131406
black/death doesn't have to be a loud minority for attention when they're the implicit majority. glamshits have to compensate considering there's less than a handful of them

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post funeral doom

UP ALL NIGHT

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>>75131434
worship doom worship death

this kills the neumann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1zAkGE5HE

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>he likes glam

>>75131246
bumping this shit cause I'm interested but the autist who posted couldn't post in the right thread

>>75131436
SLEEP ALL DAY

>>75131231
nice

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>name their album power metal
>actually play glam
what did they mean by this?

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>glam? umm, ew... isn't that, like, macho misogynist music for old racist white people???

>>75130461
The only acceptable are the ones that don't sound like glam (WASP, Pretty Maids, or those Japs that dress like women and play speed metal).

>>75131477
>>75131475
sorry you missed the memo, no tourists beyond this point, here's the glamshitter quarantine >>75130021

>>75131481
>WASP doesn't sound like glam
what

Haha is no one talking about Decapitated's gangrape incident? Geez you really are all shut-ins

>glam isn't met—
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK1Nfjpeksk

>>75131499
we had exclusive livestreaming rights you fucking tourist

>>75131455
what an album though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfz2bbxxuM

and its metal related :^)

>>75131475
This isn't really a glam album though. It's pretty much just heavy metal, at times treading into speed/USPM territory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M3Tw3Ztdks

L O
V E

>>75131499
it's a girl cried wolf type of scenario

>>75131499
old news faggot

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>>75131434

hell by msw

aoty by the way

>>75131499
>Decapitated
who cares

>>75131513
>implying glam has one sound

>>75131499
The glamvestites are too busy shitposting, we can't have any real metal discussion

>>75131524
That's not funeral doom

>>75131524
that's sludge

>>75131499
it would be cooler if they did do it instead of it being obvious bullshit

>>75131524
Superior Hell coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpkuYxyYM2A

Isaiah 53:5

But He was wounded for our transgressions,
He was bruised for our iniquities;
The chastisement for our peace was upon Him,
And by His stripes we are healed.

>>75131529
It does, it's hard rock, some other stuff gets lumped in due to the makeup though, but it's as retarded as calling Led Zeppelin a metal band.

>>75131513
shit this is pretty good

>>75131536
>>75131540

i go by what the artist says but whatever

>>75131505
how is this glam at all you retard

>>75131558
It's by far the best thing Pantera has ever done.

>>75131554
it isn't hard rock, hard rock is led zepellin and black sabbath

>>75131513
glamshits are too dumb to differentiate pop rock from heavy/speed/uspm which is why they latch onto those genres as long as they can claim legitimacy

>all glam metal is shi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR2nIJj5eu8

glam + uspm is the ultimate genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbVSZljEPa8

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>>75131553
Jesus was a nu-male

>>75131609
t. Judas Neumann

>>75131565
This is glam as fuck you fucking nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VK6UU1QHI

>>75131572
Led Zeppelin is hard rock, Black Sabbath is heavy metal.

glamshittery proves DMU was right about everything

>>75131609
said the twinky weeb, as he posted some gay anime girl reaction image

>>75131609
this absolutely annihilate the Stryper fan

>>75131619
...its not

nice meme though

>>75131609
how will christshits ever recover

>this somehow isnt metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb95jqsYTm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sFCszjBoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV-2IH7ueYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hlcaCC_1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39wxMRWTmM8

>>75131573
>thinks glam can't be heavy/speed/uspm
leave the hall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMpAcQhuAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F88H9UldyV4

>looks like an extremecuck band
>plays glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCKKG8NUKm4

>>75131663
>posts Stryper
>tells others to leave the hall
pottery

>>75131609
>>75131649
>>75131657
>>75131678
leave the (church) hall

>>75131609
>Jesus brings a dude back from the dead just by calling out his name
>Jesus told Satan to fuck off when he was in the desert
>Jesus totally lost his shit and started flipping tables, scattering shekels everywhere
Jesus was Chad AF

why are glamposters so autistic

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Crystal Age was one of many bands in the 90s Swedish death metal scene; one of those bands that formed, had one release and then quickly broke up when success failed to manifest. Seeing that this album was released in 1995 by a Gothenburg based band, one might think that Far Beyond Divine Horizons was another In Flames inspired album with songs full of Maiden-esque twin guitar harmonies. Rather surprisingly however, this is not the case. This album is instead an intense and frantic piece of mostly unmelodic death metal, borrowing from classic late 80s death bands such as Morbid Angel and Pestilence. The band also adds a slight technical flair to their riffs and song structures, which, while being nowhere as crazy as bands like Atheist and Nile, still adds a bit of spark to the songs. On top of all this is a somewhat vaguely defined, recurring theme of outer space, showing mostly on the cover art and in select sections of the lyrics and song interludes. It is nowhere as extensive as on Nocturnus’s albums, but used in rather small touches, seemingly to add a bit of mystique.

>>75131702
What did you expect from a bunch of weak losers who LARP as alpha males and worship tranny yacht rock

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>>75131678
*tips*

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Do people unironically listen to this trash?

I refuse to believe it.

>>75131718
This dude probably gets way more pussy than you

>>75131718
This dude fucks more bitches than you could ever dream of

>>75131726
have never listened to it but can assure there's worse and that you're probably a sheltered tourist

>glam metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lBiGVU3kn8

>extremecuck "metal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNibT_9-IJI

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Jesus is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqf1vgkPvz0

>>75131732
>>75131734
holy shit look at this projection

>>75131739
show me worse then pussy boy

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*revives glam*

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>>75130431
>>75130433

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>>75131732
>>75131734
>pre-marital sex

>>75131732
>>75131734
t. the hipster alliance

christians cant play me-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PilDcygx77I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPHcjhqhh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTNl6a52mY

>>75131726
I do, and its great. I has more bulldozing slamz than any slam band. Egoleech is the better album tho.

>>75131753
*googles random gorenoise and noisegrind*
wow that was hard

>>75130433
>>75131734
>tfw i've been part of 2 hiveminds today

>>75131740
I unironically like Ilvid

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>>75131783
how can balding bat winged manlets ever recover?

>>75131783
None of that is really metal, so I guess you're right.

>>75131732
>>75131734
probably more than anon yes, but just being a literal who model doesn't mean you kill the pussy

>>75131801
I meant the genre not that specific album

>>75131830
HE

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>when you remember /meal/ before glamposting

>>75131783
fedoracucks BTFO

>>75131824
The dude is still conventionally attractive

>desert hippy kike on a stick
>alpha

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>>75131814
they will have to repent in the purifying flames of hell
>>75131815
bootyblasted

>>75131830
shit album

>>75130303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO85F6ZboSk

>>75131837
IS

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>>75131838
simpler times

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>>75131837

>>75131830
Topkek, that's not fair.
>>75131849
t. Nu-male

>>75131838
glamshitters are modern gorespammer because when they enter the thread nobody talks about metal anymore

this is why they need a quarantine to fuck off

>>75131868
>>>/v/

>>75131871
TSoP is literally nu-male death metal

>>75131867
>tfw we took jesseposting for granted

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This kills the nu-male christcuck/glamvestite

>>75131838
I miss Dave, ROTNS, Facecast, Gojira and Vektor posting

>>75131871
>t. nu male
listen to more metal

>Could it be you're afraid of what you friends might say
>If they knew you believe in God above
>They should realize before they criticise
>That God is the only way to love

damn...

>>75131890
>tfw Jesseposter fucking killed himself

>>75131838
so like two threads ago? yeah that was nice
Can we just go back to posting black/thrash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-apqcHUc44

>>75131179
this is why you can't claim shit about autism. not after 200 fucking posts of glamshitters doing nothing but spamming links and larping

Ok we agreed more or less on Rick and Morty, Simpsons and Big Bang Theory
But what's SpongeBob of metal

Faith should be a personal thing, keep your autism for yourself like we all do

>>75131926
Literally Pantera

glamshits are furfags of /metal/

Christian metal 4ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeq6yn46VIc

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Can't believe I've missed out for so long! What else is out there in the Black Metal world ?! Anything else like Burzum ?!

>>75131907
or any metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKRY0wC8CEo

>>75131888
>>75131901
Shit, I posted in the wrong thread, it was supposed to be rating thread (and it got a 0 kek).
You both are still fags, this album is good.

>>75131956
only unblack metal is good

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>>75131956
Take your pick

Remember that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LtL7yN1OZc

>>75131956
most atmoshit really
paysage d'hiver, ellende, gris, blut aus nord, drudkh

>>75131926
motorhead

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>>75131990
this but ironically

>>75131971
This. Sc*rw satan

>>75132002
stop replying to yourself

>>75131956
Try Wolves in the Throne Room, Bethlehem, Drudkh, Spectral Lore, Zuriaake and other atmoshit.

t. another atmoshitter that didn't like black metal before finding Burzum

>>75131975
>>75131975
>>75131975

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Is Satan the nu-male leader?

>>75131956
Don't get into black metal, man. It's a hateful unhealthy type of music that's against Christianity.

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>>75132002
>Goy the conqueror

this. is. metal. etch this onto your peabrain soiboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0S61Ly3410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW3tXsxN_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6bYlXDx_ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8dBv-kiLM

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>>75131090
>prog gets lots of hate here
>more votes than power and thrash

>>75131890
>>75131906
Might be the reason why no one gave a fuck about last Paradise Lost album

Well this thread was fast

>>75131446
best funeral doom

>>75132167
>not Esoteric

>>75132166
It'll die in a few hours

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What are some essential New Wave Thrash albums?

>>75131976
So is this literally any metal album that gets slightly popular?