RYM / Sonemic

first for sal is a fucking gaytard

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://rateyourmusic.com/~Zed_Lamp

Fry Me Up Some Dubs AntiWonton

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http://rateyourmusic.com/~cumbloy

Grill Me Up Some Dubs AntiWonton, I'm Avoiding Fried Food

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my friend'srymaccount:
rateyourmusic.com/~nekuro_earnhardt

>>75125262
Bitch

>>75125266
bubs

What kind of Name for a Man is Sal

Man Like Salt

>>75125266
is you're friend spoken for? ;-)

My Name Is August 7

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>>75125355
no why

i love eugenics

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http://rateyourmusic.com/~kanaberal
>>75125476
but do you love me?

>>75125548
no, i only love eugenics. i hate black, negroid noses and disabled people

AntiWonton Working The Grills Overtime

singles get

*clears throat*
Bitch

esketit

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>>75125135
>tfw when you are gradually improving your map and getting more blue squares and creating this cool barricade next to Russia with your sick taste in obscure countries that no-one cares about and feel like you are "conquering" cultures like your playing EU4
Feels absolutely cracking.

>>75129091
Could be these /ournuts/

Quit Sneakin And Geekin

Quit Dronin And Fake Ratin

Quit Stalkin and Datin (13 Year Olds, That Is !)

Bitch I'm a genre expat

Spill Me Up Some Dubs AntiChili

Spill Me Some Turds AntiButthole

Are these threads like a group of 5 people who have unfunny inside jokes with each other

Telephone Call From Young Lad, Said It's Lit
Call The Fat Lord, AntiWarhol, He A Bitch

Anti Warhol
All Kind Of Crazy Music

It's Not Phase Mum, It's Shidaiqu

>>75132581
bitch

"Not Motherfucking Anti, Bitch." - Tyler

No, I Did Not Go To Music School, I Went To https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/AntiWarhol/r5.0

>can I copy your homework?
>yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied
>ok

https://rateyourmusic.com/~AntiWarhol
https://rateyourmusic.com/~carbonado

I actually encountered AntiWarhol like a year ago. It was in cinema, it was a screening of some documentary film. Like half an hour in, he got bored and started throwing popcorn at me. I had to move, but he followed me, so I decided to leave the screening. When I came back home, pissed off, I visited his profile and he gave that film a 4.5 rating.

>>75132818
oh, it shows!

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~languagesound

my hard drive is 80% porn and 16% music. hbu?

>>75134063
i use spotify, it has all the world music

>>75134063
>downloading porn

Chuck Me Some Dubs With AntiWanton Abandon

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~RedWhiteAndBoom

the clown is my soul

>>75134486
>those 5s
uh-oh

>>75134508
plz dont bully

>>75132911
That's probably what he rated the popcorn throwing experience. Bitch.

>>75134486
Yikes

RYM is down
Just when i was searching for obscure classic rock music :(

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~Antonio1800

Fuck Clavietika and Fuck Ellie

>>75135344
Gross taste but the sacher prof pic almost redeems your profile

>>75134063
>>75134215
>watching porn

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>>75135925
I wish I was her

AntiWonton Straight To My Thighs

>>75135392
this but unironically

https://rateyourmusic.com/~crosshatches
wdhmbt

>>75136607
Ahahhahahha. Even his former drones mock the poor thing.

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~80outof1

i would say i dont know why i try but im not trying

>>75125266
t. nekuro_earnhardt

>>75128920
rational ecstasy has never been purer

>>75132581
they're v funny fuck off

>>75136055
>not in porn

>>75132581
yes

>>75125135
is riceshoes like an rym legend now?

>>75136607
I can't tell if this is a joke.

Anti Me Up Some AntiDubs AntiDubton

How come Ellie is 13 and already a meme? I'm like 9 years older and haven't done anything like that

Someone make me a meme
https://rateyourmusic.com/~gogisadj
inb4 you already are

>>75137248
Because his profile is a lot cringier than yours

>>75137397
>he

>>75137397
>he

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>>75136607
So essereneutro is Karl, right?

She Ask Me When We Getting Married I Tell Her August 7

>>75137002
that is not true

>>75137662
he's a deluded boy

>>75136607
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AFTER ALL THAT TIME HE'S STILL DRONING RICH HARD ENOUGH TO DRONE A LINKIN PARK SINGLE

>>75138663
that's the joke

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-squishes u-

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>>75138769
-steps on u- :3

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-tickles ur sweateh soles while under them- hehheeheehaahhaahhaaahheejheee i dont know why im the one laughing lol this is just so much fun hehheeheehaahhaahhaaahheejheee
-tears a piece outta the mushrooms growing between yr. toesies. munches on it i put a dab of ranch sauce that i carry around me at all times in my diapie-

((btw who is that character in your image? they're very cute! is it yours? do you have any more images of them? can i draw them? be warned though that when i draw characters, i like to draw them in my style to my interests and that might not be what everyone enjoys. thank you))

>>75136607
ahh just wanted to see if someone else had noticed

linkin park confirmed intellectual

>>75136607
are you shitting me. i don't even know what's real anymore.

honestly i really want Somewhere I Belong to get bolded not even memeing

>>75135392
This, in their butts unironically.

ludwig van beethoven...

more like

ludwig van GAYthoven

Fry Me Up Some Dubs AntiWonton

Ellie, Ellie, she smells so good, she makes all the /rym/ boys get wood, even the transphobic ones can't resist, she passes so easily you'd think she was cis, shes /ourgirl/ /rym/, and don't you forget it, jmarvin is the only person here who doesn't want to hit it.

>>75141045
>>75141303

Wtf I'm thick and creamey now!

Where you at, Nacre

>>75141213
Wtf I Hate Mozart Now!

I Am A G-d

>>75142049
In An Avant-Ass Restauruant. Hurry Up With My Damn Feldman

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who wants to have there conk sunked :3

>>75141716
youre not funny

Cuck Me Up Some 5 Star Albums AntiCuckhole

>>75142231

I'm not funny, I'm horny. Aww, skeet skeet.

that's my secret, cap.
i'm always horny

how is Bishopboy1999 such a retard? i dont get it how can you be that dumb?

Bitch

>>75142482
he's literally autistic

>>75142758
I know a lot of people that are autistic on rym and they don't act like that

>>75143132
who besides bishopboy is autistic?

>>75143312
Most autistic rym users dont mention that they are autistic. Bishopboy is just an attention whore.

>>75142231
No one is
>>75142482
Was there a specific incident?

>>75143380
thanks

>>75143331
spill the chili on the autism realm of RYM

Honey, It's Time To Wake The Kids Up For School

>>75143587
Screw You, "Mom," You Don't Even Listen To Grace Chang

>>75143545
redbull me on spilling chili

redbull me on AntiWokehol

Ellie...
is a really cute girl

who is ellie I forgot

>>75144196
detrimentalanesthesia aka a 13 year old that has no personality and thus forces themselves into internet niches and obsessive music rating to experience a sense of belonging and identity despite having nothing to them beyond mindlessly clicking stars
also gender obsession

>>75144263
so literally everybody in these threads

>>75136607
Rich BTFO
>>75137803
No, see https://www.instagram.com/essereneutro/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9R2aAL6XQ

who here is a fan of russian music send me your user name

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~Minutelad

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~jm6alexander

>>75144409
cool taste my man.

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Good morning mu!!! oh and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Recommend me stuff!!!
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Clavietika

>>75145489
based fastro

>>75145162
i recommend you stop posting here

>>75145489
it's so fedora it might as well be

>>75145580
cringe

>>75145580
cringe

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>>75132581
to be fair it takes a certain level of intelligence to understand most /rym/ threads. without a solid grasp of dodecaphonic theory many of the jokes will go over a lurker's head. theres also a spiritual outlook weaved into many posts - drawing heavily from theosophical literature, for example. the regulars here understand these shitposts and realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE, as a result people who don't post here truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for example, the humour in "lads..." posting, in itself a totalism-inspired deconstruction of the avant-teen identity. i'm smirking right now imagining one of these addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion at L "Y" J's most recent post.

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lmao

>>75146685
Damn...

Post confirmed fake raters

https://rateyourmusic.com/~lad

>>75146685
How will he ever recover?

>>75146685
hahaha how the fuck will Sal respond to this

>>75146772
proof?

these threads are garbage. people that come out of nowhere and slander other users are pigs.

>>75146772
lad is too big to fail at this point. whatever proof you offer will be purged faster than the negative Amazon reviews of hilldog's new book

Dropped school to become a full time RYM high profile user

Name more iconic duo, I'll wait

https://rateyourmusic.com/~Pate

https://rateyourmusic.com/~iloveyou

>>75148052
is lad the new j_c or kh?

>>75148227
jc was a kh drone and kh was a rich drone

>>75148227
savagebear and jmarvin_ are better users

>>75148111
pro tip: i literally can't!

>>75146648
https://sbwy.bandcamp.com/album/alma

Your music sucks ass.

>>75148418
>https://sbwy.bandcamp.com/album/alma
not really bad just really predictable and trying to be cool

>>75148418
That guy isn't noense, it's ~ShandeanMandean

>>75148305
>check savagebears 5s
>xenakis followed by video game music and memerap
no thanks

>>75148561
Why is he so self-aggrandizing in these threads? What is he trying to hide?

>>75148077
Oh
,
It

Shows
!

>>75136607
hahahahahahaha

Sonemic in April

true ploymaths know the best Linkin Park song is actually Papercut

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Check this if you haven't already, Synusoid
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/comp/plastikman/arkives_1993___2010/

>checking lad's 5 stars
>peasant-tier gamelan gong kebyar instead of based gamelan jawa
lad confirmed hack

>>75149219
World music is a meme.

AntiWarhol Up My Sleeve

*sigh* bout time these types started leaving their "opinions" here...

>>75149264
peasant-tier

*sigh* bOUt tIME thESE TYpes STARted leaVINg tHEIR OPiniONS hERe...

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>>75149342

For everyone: Don't come here anymore. /rym/ is run by lad and his friends. And moot the c. u. c. k. is helping them (yes, his last news was a big fat lie)

>>75149391
this, watch out for lad

>>75136607
Poor Rich

http://rateyourmusic.com/~donalfsucks

>>75148687
~ShandeanMandean? He's extremely fidgety and insecure. One conversation with him tells you everything.

Internationale Straubienne

>>75150374
Jeremy?

Bite my shiny metal ass!

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/detrimentalanesthesia/recent/

Can someone tell me who this faggot honestly thinks he's fooling?

>>75150465
Hahahaha Yeah Who Would Believe Hes 160 Like Nigga U Would Be Dead Hahahaha .

>>75150465
What is wrong with this?

I'm new to all this, call me fart head and say I don't fuck.

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>>75150559
WOW, I forgot the fucking link https://rateyourmusic.com/~YoonHyun

Near the pinnacle of modern music, Linkin Park's repertoire is so unfairly glazed over in the overly white sophisticate as to make me sick, but to make such beautiful, inspiring works into mere political statements (though that they are, in part) would be to reduce one of the most amazing careers in music ever to nothing more than that of a typical American singer, and that treatment may be a fate even worse than public ignorance.

The works on display here are titanic. "Somewhere I Belong opens the set, and immediately, it is revealed that there is such a thing as a populist nu metal. But that is the name of the game for Bennington- a shatterer of preconceived notions, and one of the very few in the avant-garde to make Jonathan fucking Davis seem conservative by comparison (see: his outburst at Bennington's choice of material while performing one of his open-ended pieces that instructed the vocalist to "Give a lecture"). I could go on for days about how "My December," though the worst of the set, far outstrips the careers of most modern bands entirely; how "High Voltage" is a more "classical" approach for Bennington, and it succeeds endlessly; how his highly political "Numb" could easily be called the greatest triptych ever conceived in music; and how the "Waste myself on you, you, you" of "From the Inside" separates the most impactful bars of music I've yet heard.

But I won't.

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/tigercap/deal-with-it-darling-milo-yiannopoulos-fans-on-rym/

worst list on the entire site nuke it

>>75151561
I definitely agree with some of his opinions, especially when it comes to his critiques of Political Correctness and Feminism. Also, his YouTube channel is very entertaining, so that is that.

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>>75151665
how can you be this stupid?

>>75151692
he's right you know

>>75151757
>taking notes from a a "fuk feminists xd" sodomite peado

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>>75151561
what a hero

brainlets watch milo, ploymaths watch ramzpaul

>>75132772
>>75137040
>>75137133
>>75146648
>>75151665
Kill yourself

>>75151561
1. I'm enlightened (and "red-pilled") for many, many reasons.

>>75151961
based chris

somebody please explain this thread??

>>75151561
>75151561
Lmao I went to his profile no way he's real
he has to be a joke

>>75152017
>>75151959
Go back to your safe spaces

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>>75136607
Is this currently the cringiest shit in all of RYM?

>>75152095
it takes a certain level of intelligence to understand most /rym/ threads. without a solid grasp of dodecaphonic theory many of the jokes will go over a lurker's head. theres also a spiritual outlook weaved into many posts - drawing heavily from theosophical literature, for example. the regulars here understand these shitposts and realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE, as a result people who don't post here truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for example, the humour in "lads..." posting, in itself a totalism-inspired deconstruction of the avant-teen identity. i'm smirking right now imagining one of these addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion at L "Y" J's most recent post.

>write a comment that you're dying to listen some obscure album on its page
>month later this guy sends you a link to it
>aww how cute
>check his ratings
>oh no, it's retarded

https://rateyourmusic.com/~noense

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>>75152153
>guy takes his time to send you, a complete stranger, an album you want to listen to
>immediately start scanning his ratings to see if you can make fun of him

>>75146648
>>75152132
Cringe

>>75151961
is this what happens when you grow up on a diet of south park and mac n cheese?

>>75152193
Gee I wonder who you could be

>>75152153
t. embryo

>>75152132

ok

>>75152206
believe it or not your post actually comes off as quite weird even to people who arent mentioned in it!

>>75152203
i think chrispc survived solely from licking gutters to be honest

>>75152237
https://rateyourmusic.com/~ShandeanMandean

Why is your taste so unbearably beige?

>>75152253
sounds about right tbhfamalamadingdingdong

>>75152263
post your profile :^)

>>75152263
>all that unknown dance music next to /mu/core, meme rap and pc music
What a crock of shit. Embryonic as fuck.

>>75152371
pc music is dance music my son

>>75152310
>p-post y-your profile so my shit t-taste looks justified

Genuinely put a bullet in your head.

>>75152412
but is obviously not unknown which is why i differentiated
idiot

>>75152415
im not worried about what you think of my music taste and im sure i wont be interested in yours, i am just interested to see who you are

how do i make rym friends?

>>75152371
>all that unknown dance music next to
?
whats wrong with that

>>75152447
>blatant lying

Y A W N
A
W
N

>>75152481
i dont know why you are afraid to put a name to your posts unless you recognize how strange they are

>>75152501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__SRUZodYI4

>>75152263
>first Swans EP
>4.0

why? is it because of the le quirky and out of place instrumentation? that shit's practically for fans only, total waste of time to listen to when they have so many better works.

>>75152438
plenty of my other dance music ratings are just as well known if not moreso, so i'm not sure what you meant to imply by singling that label out

>>75152501
>implying you didn't shit talk in these threads for months on some anonymous tall horse until someone found your profile and posted it

Your playing-dumb act is genuinely hilarious. See: >>75152415

>>75152546
It's their only good album.

>>75152615
i made fun of quite a few people who i think are silly and i still do, don't think i have ever really shit-talked anyone though. i've posted my profile here many times anyway. i'm guessing i made fun of you at some point in the past and you still aren't over it, maybe you shouldn't worry so much about what others think of you!

>>75152689
LOL

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>>75152263
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/ShandeanMandean/strm_h/romanticism/1
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/ShandeanMandean/strm_h/baroque+music/1
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/ShandeanMandean/strm_h/classical+period/1

>>75152677
>maybe you shouldn't worry so much about what others think of you!
>saying this in the face of this post >>75152310
My sides are in orbit.

>>75152675
why and how?

Wtf yall gay as shit

>>75147947
>>75148052
lol fuck OFF Sean

>>75152728
i am interested to know who you are but im not particularly worried about what you think of my music opinions

>>75152816
Sure thing, poseur.

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>>75152840
ahhh!! im not a poseur!!!!

>>75152728
modern classical praise in the middle of ignoring literally every other era is definitely one of the biggest RYM red flags.

>>75152856
>>75152840
this is pure autism

>>75148561
>>75148687
>>75150005
>>75152153
>>75152193
>>75152206
>>75152237
>>75152263
>>75152310
>>75152415
>>75152615
>>75152677
>>75152728
>>75152371
>>75152438
>>75152546
>>75152816
>>75152840
>>75152856
>>75152868
Cringe

Post underrated top tier ploymaths. I'll start:

https://rateyourmusic.com/~velocifish

>makes E "A" I that is actually good, even great
>is a composer and writes scores
>made a program which allows for the creation of auto-generative tone-based music.
>supports interesting artists by purchasing their music instead of just downloading everything illegally like most embryos
>makes scores which are free to download
>has his own professional looking website
>has god tier taste in music
>is a well learned intellectual that writes his own poetry

He literally shits all over your /rym/ heroes.

>>75152868
Hey

Listen

I have this theory

What if

People rate modern classical music

Get this....

Because it sounds good

>>75152900
https://rateyourmusic.com/~ShandeanMandean

why does ellie think she can get away with so much fakerating, lads?

>>75152900
not with a cringeworthy rating system and profile like that

fuck off velocifish

>>75152900
https://rateyourmusic.com/~lad
>understands music theory
>superb taste in bleeps
>general knowledge of everything

>>75152728
So he doesn't listen to music that's mostly shitty dated garbage people only pretend to enjoy to make themselves appear "intellectual", despite most of it being on the same level as musak, who cares?

>>75152961
Lol you must have a small brain if you dont like a single one of those genres.

>>75152961
Stop the presses, this guy has figured it out!

Humphrey Bogart

~opal_ is a sad and lonely man!

>>75152977
This but unirocnalclsl

>>75152977
Found the poseur who pretends to like music to appear "smart"

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>>75152961
t. Small brain embryo
You dont know anything about music you are a big baby

>>75152948
https://rateyourmusic.com/~lad
>poser who fakerates
>drones superior bleepers
>doesn't understand music theory
>wastes his life in these threads
>probably behind this post
>overall a pretentious impersonal hack

>>75152961
FUCK YOU EMBRYO

>>75153028
Wtf I hate brainless rap "music" and love "art music" now!

>>75153044
I predict one day you wil see the light my friend

>>75152900
Unironically this guy's cool

>>75153044
Hi Sal

>>75153045
Sorry I hurt your feelings. Lets make up later and listen to some Kenny G later, since it's basically the modern equivalent of the music you like.

>tfw lad has over 1100 glitchwave ratings
how does he do it bros?

>>75153085
Fuck you I bet you haven't even heard a single Handel concerto you retard

>>75153044
This, fuck him.

>>75153098
by doing what he always does
fakerating!

>>75153085
Kenny G is actually based. I would put his music on the same level as the classical greats, well up to and including Breathless anyway. After that he lost it a bit.

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>>75153098
riceshoes has the most ratings on glitchwave

>>75153098
Video games keep your brain sharp and have been proven to improve hand eye coordination. He uses a wide variety of games to help shape his brain of quick wit and extraordinary reasoning

>>75153109
>trying to convince him that classical isn't shit by posting one of the most overrated composers ever

any proof that lad is a UHSer?

>>75153159
How many does he play at once?

>>75153176
>"i dont know anything about music but that artist is too mainstream!"

>>75153098
>almost 10 000 music releases
>over 1 000 books
>over 1 000 games
>over 1 000 movies
For his age, that's good.

>>75153183
typed in his username on UHSFinder and it came up positive

Riceshoes is the G "E" G of glitchwave

>>75153176
implying his operas aren't ace

Sgt Peppeb's Loney Hearps Club Band

>>75153199
is there a UHSTinder yet

>>75153192
Never said anything about the popularity.

>>75153183
>>75153193
any other explanation is literally impossible, sean.

Anyone here smoke crack before? I have the opportunity to try it.

>>75153210
>opera that isn't Wagner
>good ever

>>75153229
Explain how handel is overrated then einstein

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was glitchwave a scam?

>>75153251
You should do it sal

>>75153266
Sgt Peppeb's Loney Hearps Club Band

Upon stepping out of the shower, drying my body off with my 99% cotton (what the other 1% of material is, is up to your imagination) towel, and putting on my "retro RYM" t-shirt, I begin to feel something in my stomach. I begin to feel something I've never felt before.
I attempt to ignore the adrenaline and grumbling in my gut induced by whatever force was interested in me. I continue with my morning routine. I comb my hair upwards, creating a slick quiff. My glasses that lied on the counter of the bathroom were clouded with a thick fog. I wipe the lenses on my nearby flannel--a classy flannel, not something hipsters would be caught dead wearing.
On my way to the center of Calgary, I notice the feeling in my gut from earlier had returned. Maybe I needed to eat something. I began to stride towards Whole Foods to pick up some mangoes to soothe my troubled abdomen--truly the most avant of fruits.
"Hello, do you happen to know where the mangoes are located?"
"Yeah, they're over there on that aisle."
The woman I approached to ask about mangoes looked like a slut.
"Thank you. Do you know what Shidaiqu is?"
"Huh?"
"I said, do you know what Shidaiqu is?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Shidaiqu. Do you know of it?"
"N-No, I'm sorry. Do you need any more help?"
Just as I had suspected. Women are all mindless whores.
My stomach bursted open and I started writhing on the linoleum floor at the slutty excuse for a woman's feet.
I've peaked. I was in ecstasy. I am no longer bound to mortal dimensions. Rational? I'm not sure. But it was pure ecstasy.

>>75153262
It's on you to prove that he isn't.

>>75153233
You play a game, listen to the music, have some movie on TV and while your game is loading you read from the book.

>>75153183
does this actually stand for something or is it just cryptically referencing fake rating

>>75153259
neo-rym tier post

>>75153213
You think high profile RYMers fuck? Haha.

>>75153324
its a program for RYM power users, i think most would prefer not to post the full name in here though

>>75153329
t. embryo

>>75153349
t. spermatozoon

>>75153341
they fuck, this was confirmed two years ago

>>75153389
nah, they don't fuck

most /rym/ users are based ploymaths who don't need, or even want sex

>>75153309
By doing that you aren't actually experiencing or taking in any of those.

>>75153447
t. https://rateyourmusic.com/~lad

>>75153441
This. Rational ecstasy is all they desire.

>>75153425
>>75153441
>>75153477
This is what jmarvin tells himself so he doesn't continue to act out his pedophiliac actions and words.

>>75153441
Sex is better than any album in the existence.

>>75153486
jmarvin isn't a pedophile. He just prefers god's love to sex, and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>75153510
There's plenty of evidence he is one. Fuck off

>>75153509
Haven't seen such an embryonic post for a while.
If I had a choice between having sex or listening to Koroliov's Die Kunst der Fuge, I would take the latter.

>>75153562
you don't have the choice tho

>>75153573
t. virgin who thinks sex is literally godly.

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>>75153573

why do all christians turn out to be pedos or homofags?

>>75153613
Sex has always been considered one of the most mystic istances of life: from Plato to Kant, from the dawn of Indo-European myth in the Steppe of Asia to postmodern Chaos Magick, the loss of rationality and feeling of compenetration/superimposition with another human being (ego death, if you will) that come along with sex have been thought of as a way to get closer with the truth of Gods/Being.

>>75153624
See:

>>75153613

>>75153573
Bachfags btfo eternally

>>75153661
maybe you are just not very good at sex? ? ?

>>75153657
Especially if you have sex with children. That is the best way to get close to god. Jmarvin doesn't know what he's missing.

>>75153685
No, it's just if you learn to master your body masturbation isn't really much worse than actual sex (it's better than average sex) I can make myself orgasm without even touching myself too.

>>75153573
holy shit

>>75153562
>koroliov
confirmed phony drone

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>>75153747
wow!

>>75153573
savage

>>75153780
FUCK Shutterstock

>>75153573
damn....

>>75153800
honestly post-internet aesthetics btfo shutterstock hard, the watermarked versions have become more fashionable and appealing than the unwatermarked version that you have to pay for

>>75153682
>>75153759
>>75153782

See:

>>75153613

>>75153573
honestly, this is the most accurate post ever

>>75153780
t. guy who wanks off with his hand, has shitty orgasms and cries when he can't get laid

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>Maybe you're just bad at sex
>No, I'm actually REALLY good at masturbating!

>>75153841

See:

>>75153657

>>75153862
>>75153849

See:

>>75153861

>>75153341
A lot of high profile RYMers have girlfriends or boyfriends. You really think they just hold hands to Yoshihide? Nah they're fuckin' to early NIN

>>75153861
The majority of /rym/ posters BTFO

>>75153573
Bruh...

if you listen to kraftwerk in english you are thoroughly cucked

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>>75153573

>>75153861

How can one post be so based?

>>75153861
/rym/ on suicide watch

>ITT: insecure, lonely sad boys!

New one get in lads:

>>75153996

Music is my life, and I love rating it.

>>75154010
Please don't kill yourself over something as trivial as sex.