ITT: How to spot a horrible RYM account

at least its early kanye, right?

>>75120683
MBDTF

I have been listening to hip hop for a very long time and TPAB is one of the few hip hop albums that I find to be perfect through and through

>>75120739
/mu/ will hate on it but that is a perfectly reasonable opinion. I find GKMC to be the 10

>>75120739
>TPAB is one of the few hip hop albums that I find to be perfect through and through
It's about a movies length.
Any album longer than an hour is not perfect at all. Doesn't mean it's bad.

>>75120658
>bell curve is symmetrical

>more than 5-10 albums with 5.0 ratings
>has a bunch of pop singles with .5 ratings

>>75120802
Man, if you can't enjoy any albums longer than an hour then you are really missing out on some awesome albums in all genres

>>75120847
why would you even complain about the first one
autism resonates throughout you

>RYM user gives a hip hop album 5 stars

That's the first sign to ignore them.

>rym user

>>75120900
>muh rock music is only good music

Grow up dude and listen to other genres

>>75120658
>how to spot a horrible RYM account
>username is Vito_James

>>75120802
Can you justify this opinion in any way?

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>Bell curve is way too high up.

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>>75120977
>has this profile picture

>>75120877
you got it

>>75120977
didn't mean to reply to you

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>less than 1,000 ratings
>rating average exceeds 3.10
>more than 10 5s
>uses a positive rating scale
>has a weird rule about not rating singles
>has a separate account dedicated to rating singles
>contributes nothing to the database
>user rejects rating items, choosing to write garbage reviews instead
>doesn't rate classical
>regularly participates in forum discussions
>member of /daily/ users of RYM
>member of that LGBT group
>member of "Users who have battled with depression/anxiety"
>profile picture is anime
>profile picture is an obscure b&w film
>profile picture is a random asian girl
>profile picture is a 4chan meme
>leaves inane comments on every comment box
>writes one-line reviews
>one-page essay dedicated to explaining their ratings
>MAL link in profile

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>>75120658
>this profile picture

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>>75120658
this

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>>75120658
or this

>>75120948
you're right let me just forget jazz, folk, blues, flamenco, funk, soul, etc exist because hey guys the only two genres that exist are rock and hip hop

>>75121107
>>75120948
Shut up, this is a Vito hate thread

>>75121013
you forgot
>is TheCrystalBird or any of his friends

>>75121013
I fit half of those
Mostly in the first part of your list

What do I win?

>>75121107
It was a joke because you were being ignorant, seems it went right over your head

>>75121209
it wasn't even me honestly I just wanted to get in on the shitposting
also
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A DUMNBASS HURRRRRR

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>>75121013
>profile picture is anime
What if it's Lain?
I love Lain.

>>75121348
>muh tired cyberpunk aesthetic
no

>>75121348
lain is acceptable

>>75121373
lol loser

>>75121013
Literally nothing wrong with most of these.
You honestly just seem like a pretentious prick.

EVERYONE WHO IS POSTING ANYTHING OTHER THAN VITO_JAMES IS MISSING THE WORST USER ON THE ENTIRE SITE

>>75120977
That shit annoys me. I've rated a couple thousand albums and only a dozen have gotten 5 stars. And around 50 I give 4.5 stars.

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>>75121013
are 11 5.0s okay in your book
cuz that's apparently what i have lol

>>75121929
I thought you didn't have an account anymore?

>>75120658
>ratings

>>75121954
nah i've been back on the site since december of last year
only a small handful of people know of its existence and i'd like to keep it that way

>user is Marcel

>>75122048
tfw marcel got a ton of negative attention from /mu/ and Vito_James hasn't gotten any

unfair world

>>75120658
>hip hop albums being rated period

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>>75120802
>Any album longer than an hour is not perfect at all. Doesn't mean it's bad.
never go full retard, m8
i prefer albums that are 35-45 min long, but being longer doesn't make it not perfect
example: beatles white album

>>75121107
>flamenco

>>75120658
A high rating for Blind Willie Johnson and mostly low ratings. To me these are the signs of a contrarian.

>>75120658
>All ratings are between 0 and 3 stars

A pure unicorn of an asshole

>>75126221
What's wrong with blind willie Johnson? They aren't horrible or anything

Kanye's greatest hit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI