Things in music that you hate >kids singing

we wasn't supposed to make it past 25

>women singing

except if they are black women, they amplify the song.

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Things in music that you love

>kids singing

>>75119737
90% of rap
fuck off I know some fag is going to tell me off, but it's mostly garbage.
>kendrick tho
Overused trumpets in classical, they are featured way to much

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>guitars

>>75119832
kendrick tho

>snapping instead of snare on the backbeat
>clapping instead of snare on the backbeat
>acoustic versions of rock songs
>sampling other songs
>sampling instruments instead of actually playing them
>hearing the auto tune
>the "intro/verse/chorus/verse/chorus/bridge with key change/chorus/outro" pop song

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Audio

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>tambourine
>shakers
>hand claps
>stereo hard panning

bottom line is i hate many types of percussion

>white people in rap
>lil wayne trying to play guitar

>>75119990
>doesn't say cowbell
>posts cow
There's hope for you yet

>>75119737
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolPQL83hFA

>>75119990
Hey, maybe you should check out "I'm a Man" and "Beginnings" by Chicago!

>good production
I like my music raw and gritty

>rap

>>75120829
t. listens to music on laptop speaker

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCjlhyFug8

get fucked, OP

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>>75120818
I just listened to "I'm a Man" and I feel violated.

>>75119765
>except if they are black women, they amplify the song.

Unironically this. Especially if she's singing in an 80s RnB-pop melody.

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>>75119737
>every song on album fades out

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>>75120931

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>>75119737
kicks that are not EQ'd tight

>>75121460
>Every song on album abruptly stops at the end
>Next song fades in

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>epic melodic death metal riff turns into tuneless chaotic noise

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>Completely unaltered sample plays during hook

>>75119737
People, mostly young, are starting to do this talking shit in songs or on tracks now a days. It's not singing and not rapping. Just a form of talking.

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>Chorus is nothing but WOAH-OH-OH-OH or something to that effect

Skits

Extended syllables and repetition of a word or phrase

Shit like that one Fun song
>Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Weeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaarrrre yooooooooooooooooooung
Or that one Lady Gaga song where she legit says "A Million Reasons" around 50 times

>>75119765
Call me misogynistic or whatever but I hate women with "strong" voices. Like 99% of female pop singers are just belting at the top of their lungs, and it sounds horrible.
Female voices should be ethereal

>>75122534
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRpgrC09NM

>using the Amen Break for the 63732783927438202837th time
I do like it, it's a great break, but goddamnit it's not the only break in existence!

"Sampling" that's just playing a song as-is and slapping a trap beat over it
So talentless it actually makes me angry, especially when it's a successful pop song.
>>75121911
The new "minimal" trend in thot-pop is to blame. They try to take a page from the """""artsy""""" tumblr strain of pop and end up boiling down the generic pop trends to their absolute base and have the singer just mumble, because it's so raw and emotionally bare

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>>75119737
>supersaw synths
an 80s plague that wont go away

>>75122553
Yeah, this is nice because her voice is dynamic and she's singing fairly loudly in a few parts, but it's mixed so that it doesn't sound grating and adds texture to the mix instead of just being a block of noise like Katy Perry (she's the worst imo)
His new EP was great btw, you listened yet?

guitars
high-pitch vocals...

That was easy.

>>75119737

>more than one singer

>minor chords

>bass solos

>percussionist

>>75122632
Nah, I have not. I'm about to go to bed because I have school in the morning, but I'll save it on Spotify and listen to it tomorrow.

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>>75119875
No guitars

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>>75122534
I feel like you're overgeneralizing female pop artists, but I definitely think the best female vocalists are ones with lighter and ethereal voices. It's no wonder that people were calling Elizabeth Fraser "The voice of God" when she sung like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqLE7O_FTA

When the artist uses music terms in the lyrics.

>song is about writing the song

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>>75122581
I guess you could say it needs a break!

>>75123090
>even Henry showed up
Talk about cawse and effect.

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Songs that have way too long intros. Slayer is infamous for doing this shit, songs like hell awaits, raining blood, and world painted red drive me nuts.

>>75123203
*world painted blood
My bad

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>slap bass
i don't know why i hate it so much but i've never found an instance where i like it

>>75119737
>Implying kidz bop 1 isn't patrician

>>75123253
I love it ever since I heard the Earthworm Jim soundtrack on the SNES growing up. Also, it's great in Shadowrun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ome6XI_KuIw

>>75121609
What kind of plant is this.

>>75122608
Preach it, raccoon-sama

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>snapping
>clapping
>ooOOOOooo
>some mixed race eunuch begins his verse
who the fuck listens to this shit

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>>75119737
>singing just to show off the voice range

>>75122356
Milennial Whoop

>songs whining about smartphones

>>75122691
what the hell do you listen to?

>>75121911
Like the hook in taylor swifts new song?

>14-minute drum solos

>"okay guys, here comes the 2nd verse!"

>sampling a duck

>any form of distinguishable beat

>crying kids
always put me off listening to The Wall

>>75119737
Wayy over produced pop songs

>>75119737
>10 minute guitar solos
Just fucking stop holy shit.

>>75122691
>minor chords
dude what?

>>75122534
i agree, i think it's one of the worst things in pop music - lazy producers use "big voices" as the standout feature of the track and slack on instrumentation and melody, which also sells the singer herself short

>>75122356
This

>>75123300
Cat Fern

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>>75119737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj25UpcBDt0
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/we-dont-care-album-version-1

I kinda like it, only two examples I could think of off the top of my head though