metal general:
molested by my father edition
previous edition:
>>75082973
Aristocratic riffs
I NEED folkish bm with bagpipes
UGH
>>75093314
The only thing I know with bagpipes is Suidakra.
>when the riff slides into 6/8
>>75093319
nothing stopping you but your pride
>>75093336
Meant for
>>75093319
>>75093337
Post examples
Median age of this thread: 15
>>75093319
i asked for that once and someone linked saor
This kills the fedora nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvdAh_rmckY
>listens to Megadeth once
>>75093540
You mean saves him, that's more Christian.
Where do you buy/stream/steal your metal?
>>75093508
The only age you know for sure is your own so I'd say that's pretty accurate.
>>75093577
online/local shops/slsk/rutracker.og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VmoqBz9Vg
R I F F S
I
F
F
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SCREAMING FOR A LOVE BITE
>>75093577
>Buy
Directly from the band or label, sometimes distros
>Stream
>implying
>Steal
Soulseek, Rutracker, niche blogs, /mu/ sharethreads
>>75093577
>buy
cd shops, mostly second hand tho cause I'm poor
>stream
yt
>steal
slsk
>>75093659
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM_VpcqUMg8
>>75093659
Kyuss more like kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKt65hTItU
proto-metal > metal
>>75093883
HEAVY
E
A
V
Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4pXhdfi5Y
Also Budgie got nice riffs.
>tell pandora to play power metal
>first track is van canto
>>75093883
>>75093934
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmHZ9vrcgxA
>>75093883
>>75093934
who /proto/ here?
I always see a lot of shit about the line "my lifestyle determines my death style"
What's so bad about it?
>>75093977
That's gotta be one of the most ridiculous names.
Though Budgie was named Two Ton Budgie at first if I remember correclty.
>>75093577
discogs, ebay, distros, live shows/bandcamp, yt/slsk
>>75093577
soulseek
good album
>>75093319
Korn
post the most ridiculous named bands you know of /metal/
I'll start with the reigning king
holy unblack metal now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmL8aAtOnk
>>75094289
sounds good, thanks for posting
>>75094289
fuck off patrick
>>75094312
join the church brother
>>75094360
fear the blood
THE FURYO STYLE IS IN MY BLOOOOOOOOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M
Post pleb metal you enjoy
>>75094136
>not that Belarusian Nile rip off band
>>75094479
papyrus something something and over 50 something more?
>>75094418
>>75094418
Iced Earth's entire discography
even The Glorious Burden 2bh lad
>>75094517
Delet
>>75093994
Cheesy, awkward, unimaginative and cheap. Using "metaphors" that aren't much more than an obvious inversion on a well known idiom is scratching the bottom of the barrel. It's a shortcut for untalented lyricists and wannabe poets. It's even worse than rhyming "heart" with "apart" or "good" with a variation of "like you know you should"
whats some metal i can listen to practice my portuguese vocabulary
>>75094684
>metal
>vocabulary
>intelligible lyrics
falsies out
everytime someone comes up with behemoth they get memed. why ?
i just dont get it
they had some decent moments like their debut or zos kia cultus
>>75094684
Don't do this. Watch a Portuguese movie instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T14BEUg9HIo
where can I find more like this? (talking for the part where it sounds like black sabbath and jethro tull combined in around the 4th min)
>>75094710
>he cant understand extreme vocals
leave the hall
throw me some bdm recs
>>75094684
Portugal Portuguese or Huespeak?
>>75094713
Think of Behemoth not at all
>>75094728
>where it sounds like black sabbath and jethro tull
oh I dunno, maybe prog rock which they absolutely paid tribute to on that shitty album
>>75094726
this album is not that bad t b h
>>75094736
>>75094733
>he thinks that extreme vocals are good for language practice
leave the grownup table
>>75094753
Who the fuck ever said it's bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jv6TfPqwk
look out for me, come have some mushroom tea
>>75094765
>south american thrash metal
>implying it shouldn't be crap by default
>>75094663
I like it in the same vein as "what don't kill ya make ya more strong", in that it sounds like a brutish figure using philosophical thinking
>>75094782
South american thrash is the only good thrash ever produced in the entire continent, though.
>>75093336
thanks
>>75093341
huh?
>>75093527
thanks
>>75094111
ebin
>>75094750
>on that shitty album
the only shitty parts on this album were those where they tried to pander all the opeth fanboys by adding the gay/goth passages
I wish it was pure progressive rock beyond that, it would have been a masterpiece
>>75094793
>south american thrash is the best thrash metal produced in entire south america
american eduaction system, I don't blame you
>>75094784
It sounds like a dry, tasteless and boring truism written by an aphoristic fuck devoid of imagination and a mongoloidesque knack for abstract thought, who probably writes newspaper horoscopes.
I actually really like The Body
>>75094796
Funny you'd complain about them pandering to the opeth fanbois while also wishing they'd emphasize the revival/retro aspects more instead of trying new things. You're what's wrong with metal and music at large.
this is like unironically one of the best death metal albums ever what the fuck
>>75094824
>>75094784
>>75094663
>>75093994
>Kirk comes with that line to the table
>the look James gives him
>>75094820
>implies America is not a continent that includes northern, middle and southern Americas
>accuses me of being a victim of the american "education" ""system""
If I were american I'd be sucking the """big""" four's cocks, you absolute cuckmaster.
>>75094868
>thinking that you have to add unironically to this sentence
>>75094881
>Kirk comes with that line to the table
>James doesn't respond because he is the table
>>75094882
>>75094845
>You're what's wrong with metal and music at large.
I don't give a shit. Heritage even had a modern sound to it.
>>75094917
>I don't give a shit
badass
>modern
The term you're looking for is "overproduced"
>>75094136
Here is my offering
>>75094932
>go into this album thinking it'll be the craziest shit I've ever heard
>it's just boring generic brutal/tech death
>>75094969
You couldn't tell from the cover?
>>75094989
I didn't pay much attention to the cover, just the name and song titles
>>75094989
With the amount of effort they put into the bands name, one would think that kind of thinking would also be reflect into the music.
But no :(
>>75095025
>effort
nigga that name's on the same level as that mexican goregrind band that's just a bunch of diseased typed together
why aren't you listening to atheist right now ?
>>75095054
I've tried, but I can't will myself into turning gay
>>75095054
>Band:atheist
>genre: prog death metal
you can't make this shit up
*tips fedora*
>>75095054
because I am a proud christian mom against dabbing
devil's breath is my bong
>>75095054
because i just got hooked into this. what should i listen to next?
>>75095123
Want to experience the vast emptiness of the void? Darkspace is the go to band for it.
>>75095071
>tfw ywn be this edgy
>>75095098
gross
>>75095249
this would go great with my trench coat
>>75095257
dumb frogposter
>>75095286
Easy there kiddo
got a nice dose of riffs last night. show was kickass
>>75095328
Fantano has shit taste metal wise
does /metal/ love anime as much as /bleep/?
SA SA SA SA SA
Anyone seen Wolves In The Throne Room live, are they good? Planning to see them and would like to hear your experiences.
>>75095344
He gave Wrong One to Fuck With an 8 tho
>>75095347
I dig it, but stick to films/tv shows as of late.
post we wuz celts metal
https://youtu.be/hpPMmhmmMdk
any subgenre
we wuz vikangs tolerated
>>75095347
I don't know. I remember seeing a few posts by Anons claiming to have read manga in the club which I genuinely don't think were ironic.
>>75095374
It was a 7 at best, but numbers are irrelevant, it's what you have to say about the subject at hand that's important. He's okay if you know surface level bands, but once you figure out how to find various shit that suit your interest, he brings nothing new or interesting to the table.
>>75095386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1JE7qQZty4
>>75094136
>memes for song titles
>>75095386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECjCoRktIo
DUDE
Why didn't you guys tell me about this album sooner? It's fucking awesome.
>>75095508
we did, you didn't listen
>>75095508
you didn't listen
>>75095508
it's ok
gotta check the new one
>>75095519
>>75095521
I must have missed the posts I guess. I'm about to go on a huge Brazilian raw thrash album binge now, this shit is pretty good. I just listened to Mutilator and Vulcano the other day too.
>>75095544
Morbid Visions > all that shit
anyway check Vulcano
when did you realize third world makes the best metal
>>75095544
Have you listened to objectively the best Brazilian raw thrash/black metal album yet?
>>75095606
when did you realize you were fucking retarded?
riffs > atmo
>>75095477
nice
>>75095420
nice
>>75095410
REALLY NICE
thumbed up on yt, downloaded, put on my mp3
>>75095508
delet this
>>75095635
Using riffs to create atmosphere > everything.
>>75095574
I've already listened to Morbid Visions, I did so last week it was great. I've already listened to Vulcano's stuff.
>>75095621
Yeah, I prefer their later albums like Laws of the Scourge though.
>>75095606
This is true, there's just so many third worlders it's a matter of time, numbers, and statistics before they make tons of top-tier obscure classics.
I'm still listening to Holocausto right and all I can say is "FUCK". These riffs are the true definition of "buzzing your ears off with a chainsaw". I know that comparison is made a lot with metal, but this is one of the few albums that actually brings new meaning to it.
>>75095635
>>75095655
Color me shocked! We found anudda meschugener and a chutzpah all in one!
>that time Zakk played the national anthem to a crowd of nips
https://youtu.be/3S8X3CbTrxg
>>75095681
This
Currently listening to this right now. I'm starting to think that Brazilian metal is the only trve metal out there. These top tier albums leave me little choice in the matter.
>>75094684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WWGFVUaX6M
>>75096088
make a chart about the essential Brazilian bands
>>75094684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a75pP_wbc0E
>>75096127
I might, I still have a lot more to listen to but once I become an expert in the field, I'll provide you guys with the essentials.
>>75096146
godspeed
fuck the devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGFR1nI6blo
>>75095071
>>75093962
>tell pantera to play power metal
>first track is rock the world
>>75095689
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Which albums have most riffs? is there a chart for essential riff-core?
*blocks your path*
>>75096661
MEGADETH
>>75096661
dark angel
stop asking this question
>>75096661
iron maiden - powerslave and iron maiden - powerslave
>>75096661
Darkthrone - Riffside Journey
>>75096660
I'm listening through their discography right now, I finished their first album, it was easily a 9/10.
>>75096661
Dark Angel - Time Does Not Heal
sadly it's a shit album
>>75096765
They get less brutal and more technical. Their last (worthwhile) album, from 1996, is a bit grindcore-y though
>>75096661
who cares about the most riffs
wich albums have the best riffs?
>>75096765
>>75096786
Also, check out Mutilator. Their debut is essential, though their sophomore is pretty bland
>>75096786
Their second album is pretty good so far.
>>75096809
I listened to that album already, great stuff.
post week
>>75096942
I bet you're a brony or a furry
>>75096942
+helstar, jag panzer, virgin steele, voivod
-acid bath
>>75096697
great fukken song
>>75096766
>shit
>>75094418
I saw Delain supporting Nightwish and was surprised at how good they are live. Her voice has a slightly annoying nasally quality, but I don't mind it that much.
>>75097112
You can say that again
>>75096942
+Immolation, Cenotaph and Infestine Baalism
man I love AAOTB, such a great melodeath album and those snarky vocals on Blasphemy Resurrected that contrast the more guttural ones are lovely. Blows out most melodeath albums I've heard, especially more popular Swedish acts.
>>75097088
+Politically Incorrect In Flames and White Wizzard
>>75097029
How did you end up making that conclusion
>>75097201
your gay as fuck week
>>75096661
RIFFQUISITION
Also Old Funeral and as >>75096698 said
>>75097240
I like it in the ass
>>75095635
atmoslamz > meloriffs
>>75097335
>atmoslamz
post em
>someone makes a thread about Children Of Bodom
>Abbreviates it to COB
>I decide to reply with: "OHHH YEAHHH!!! CORN ON THE COB!!!"
>I spend a couple minutes making pic related
>the thread gets archived
today is a sad day
>>75097409
>American eat corn on a cob doused in butter and blast Stryper to remember 9/11
>>75093977
fuck off
>>75097429
rude desu
>>75097429
fuck off
>>75097409
>I decide to reply with: "OHHH YEAHHH!!! CORN ON THE COB!!!"
>>>/reddit/
>>75097194
Death Fortress is such a great band
>>75097485
ffokc uf
>>75097513
their demos are neat and the last year's album is good bm
70s Judas Priest is best Judas Priest
>>75097538
my personal favorite is Among the Ranks of the Unconquerable
>>75097561
80's Priest are, but Stained Class and Sad Wings are my jam
>>75097561
What? Is there any other Judas Priest?
>>75097561
Wrong, 80s Judas Priest is best Judas Priest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVV_HsHcX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fl7yNIPlGM
>polite Arghoslent
>>75097585
I still haven't decided on my favorite, but I've listened through their whole discography thus far and they always deliver.
>>75097587
>>75097596
>>75097443
you get what you deserve because you posted rock in metal thread
How do I get into War Metal?
>>75097653
Bathory, Beherit demos and Blasphemy.
>>75097653
first you grow a dick
>>75097596
Turbo Lover, more like anal sodomy
>>75097653
Sarcófago
>>75097643
metal IS rock
>>75097653
It's not even a genre, just a common aesthetic
post songs about big dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tormYU27Ldk
>>75097702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfJDYT7mBo
>>75097643
>he thinks this doesn't belong in a metal thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yO7l6TmIRI
>>75097684
how
>>75095484
song titles actually made me chuckle
>>75097801
metal is a subgenre of rock
hard rock 4ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
>>75097851
Just because it originated in rock doesn't make it a subgenre, and definitely doesn't make it rock. We don't say fusion is ragtime, do we
best power metal song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_plih5b9To
>>75097194
+Mayhem, Burzum, Chthe'list, Evocation, Thorns, Electric Wizard
Det Som Eng Gang Var is my fave Burzum album by a wide mile
Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_BlUY2eF4
>>75097882
metal is rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mae5Ght8iBA
>>75097882
Ragtime was influenced by jazz, American folk music and slave songs, but ragtime is essentially a subgenre of jazz
Metal was influenced by rock, blues and classical metal, but metal is essentially a subgenre of rock
>>75097961
>classical metal
classical music*
>released on 11th of September 2001
>the cover art depicts Twin Towers on fire
What did they mean by this?
WE ALL, ROCK!
ROCK THE WORLD!
>>75097604
>fucking comic sans
>>75098083
They meant that God hates us all
>>75098100
because Jester
pleb - filosofem
contrarian - det
patrician - hvis
>>75098159
aryan - s/t
>>75097604
>>75098100
what
>>75098159
pleb - Burzum
contrarian - Darkthrone
patrician - realizing BM is Norwegian meme music taken too far
>Jester Race has Comic Sans
>Slaughter of the Soul has Papyrus
>The Gallery has some shitty meme font I forgot the name of
Gothenburg truly is a meme
>>75098195
I guess some editions used different fonts
>>75098260
>The Gallery has some shitty meme font I forgot the name of
Some celtic font, not sure what it's called
Melodeath had the misfortune to happen at dawn of PC graphic design
>>75098120
>>75098129
kill jesta
>>75094136
fucking shit ep and an insult to slam desu
Sup snow niggas!
help me, I can't stop listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4FPeenyTU
DANCE, DANCE SLEAZY
>>75097604
More like The Jesper Race
What does /metal/ think of my recent faves?
>>75098584
poop
>>75098600
Damn. I'll make sure to include Manowar for you next time, anon.
>>75098584
punk get out
>>75098584
Literally who
>>75098584
16/75
stop giving attention hungry tripfags attention you homos
What (you) will it take
To satisfy your sick appetite
>>75098625
Don't insult your roots, you mong.
>>75098687
You do realize that this post gives me as much attention as all the (You)s above it, right?
>>75098803
>your roots
i don't listen to metal with punk influences
>>75097961
Wrong on both accounts, especially since ragtime came before blues and jazz. "Essentially" means nothing. By your logic metal is also essentially a subgenre of blues and should be considered blues. You're retarded, your history of music is fucked and your logic is assbackwards.
>>75099024
What the fuck are you talking about, bud?
>>75098687
what tripfags?
Are Cradle of filth worth checking out?
>>75099110
maybe their debut because of historical reasons, but overall nah
>>75099024
You must not listen to a lot of metal then
I don't understand this, why even visit an anonymous image board if you're going to tripfag?
>>75097116
>I saw Delain supporting Nightwish and was surprised at how good they are live
Same honestly, I expected shit-tier Pop Metal but I was rather impressed
>>75099128
Historical reasons?
>>75099094
how many words did you filter jesus christ
>>75099155
Well it's a relatively early symphonic/"goth" bm release, especially considering it came from the UK
>>75099163
No words, I just immediately filter tripfags the moment they say something retarded. Everything else is just recursive hiding
>>75099182
Oh ok. I thought it would be something like that. I'm not much into symphonic stuff. Thank you for your help anon
have to restart my collection, best power metal songs?
pretty gud
>>75099240
It's okay
>>75099149
Anonymity isn't the sole purpose of the board. What are you on about?
>>75099224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjcD_LPukw
>>75099224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTg0-iqCTXU
>>75099224
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Poohkali/the_very_best_power_metal_song_of_all_time__poll_/
>>75099271
>RYM
lads...
... dourism :DDDD
>>75099287
RYM is good
what's metal's mario kart ost?
>>75095508
it's okay
Vulcano is better
>>75099348
They can't really be compared, just like you can't compare I.N.R.I. with Schizophrenia
who knew ween were so kvlt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgfpHJ6npO0
[spoiler]probably everyone but i've just heard this for the first time[/spoiler]
>>75099337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXqJEEAA-sw
italian metal?
>>75099855
Bulldozer
>>75099855
insane-wait and pray
german metal outside of teutonic thrash?
>>75099855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3L-zk3JBUw
O DIO MIO
>>75099855
necrodeath, Maleficarum
>>75099926
shit loads of speed/heavy bands
any band from the spain thrash revival worth a listen
>>75099926
Any particular genre or just non-teutonic thrash?
>>75099960
no Spain thrash sucks ass
listen to anything with Dopi in it and teitanblood
>>75099968
doom and traditional
>>75099224
Power metal is fucking gay
What's the metal equivalent of soft rock?
>>75100015
Blackgaze
Quick, how do I into Sodom?
>>75100015
NWBHM
>>75100038
You start BUSTING YOUR ASS listening to their whole discography
>>75100015
glam
>>75100038
1. let your poop loose
2 ??????
3. give birth to butt babies
>>75100066
But which album should I listen to first?
>>75100083
Agent Orange
>>75100083
Their first EP titled "In The Sign of Evil"
After that their output gets pretty FUCKED if you know what I'm saying
>>75100068
He asked for a metal equivalent
>>75099855
There's a chart for that
can you guys recommend me some really brutal grindcore (or smiliar) stuff, like, say napalm death peel sessions?
>>75100177
literally google grindcore and look for stuff released in the late 80s and early 90s
it's all the same
Why do metalheads always smell bad?
>>75100231
Stop smelling random men on the street you whore
>>75100222
i'm looking for metal equivalent of this, basically
>>75100231
because smelling good is for girls
what are /meal\'s thoughts on Impaled Nazarene?
>>75100308
I don't get the hype with them, they're pretty boring.
>Whitney Moore is dating some skinny nerd
wtf
what's the most metallic crust there is? I don't care if its protogrind or motorheadlike
>>75100388
Literally who
>>75100287
I thought you were looking for good old school grindcore, not shitty contemporary noisegrind
>>75100308
Early stuff is great tourist filter. Pretty much one of the two or three only good finnish bm bands. Don't care for their post-1995 output
>>75100426
Amebix, G.I.S.M. and Darkthrone
https://youtu.be/3nf_zOPMQYQ
Vocals similar to this? Starting around 2:00ish. What would you call it, frog spitting?
>>75100629
I'd call it Pest being Pest.
Who here /hyped/ as fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=38&v=9h8x0NE0Hqw
>>75098616
why the fuck do you think manowar is credible here
MANOWAR MANOWAR
LIVING ON THE ROAD
>>75100779
woo more black sabbath pentatonic dude weed & witches lmao extravaganza, who could ever have enough of that shit
>>75100864
That's like getting mad at people who war metal because it talks about war too much.
>>75100839
white men
>>75100779
dude cassettes lmao
>>75100904
Except that's just lyrics. In the case of EW it's everything. Everything they do is cliché, old, predictable and there's already enough of it around. Music, lyrics, imagery, album covers, their shows. Tasteless retro masturbation. They were already old and past their prime ten years ago.
>>75100904
>trying to defend a *cassette* that's litterally called "wizard bloody wizard"
they're a joke, anon
Why did Metallica look so much like a bunch of virgins?
Speaking of cassettes anyone else collect them?
>>75100995
They knew their target audience
>>75100995
it's metal, what did you expect?
>>75101012
oh fuck, roasted.
>>75101009
Yes anon there are plenty of faggots on this board
>>75101021
Well, I knew I wasn't the only autist.
COME DOWN WITH FIRE
LIFT MY SPIRIT HIGHER
COME AND MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN
I AM THE MAN ON THE SILVER MOUNTAIN
>>75100995
>looked like
>>75101053
but anon thats a rock band not metal
>>75100038
Sick cunt