You know the deal.
>The one kid everybody thought was gay
What are you talking about, moz would be the English professor who always wants to see the cute boys after class and is friends with the theater teacher, professor bowie
>>75073595
Literally Y A G
>The quiet kid who everyone liked but never really saw outside school
That one kid that everyone seemed to get along well enough with, but who ended up killing themselves and it surprised everyone
>that kid who attempted suicide 4 times
>>75073507
You mean
>Everybody still thinks is gay
>>75073752
>varg
The janitor who you think has PTSD from the war and stares at people way too long
The autistic weaboo
>>75073797
>oh, man...
>You nailed it.
pic related: The cafeteria lady who slipped "mercy cyanide" into the meatloaf.
That one teacher that doesn't look people messing about or talking in his class so everyone sits in silence unless they're directly spoken to by him
>>75073842
Anime and chess club leader
>Those kids always looking for psychedelics
That kid who's permanently stoned/high
>>75074015
Mac doesn't smoke weed bro.not very chill or fun of you to claim he does
>>75074015
>that kid who tasted his own shit
>that kid who fucked that gothic chick
>>75073901
perfect
>>75073901
That history teacher who will take any opportunity to talk about 'Nam
the black kid who never talked that much but did the most funniest/savage shit you could possibly think of when the time came
The kid who beat his wife
The Chad everyone wanted to be like or be with. Captain of ever sports team. Got straight A*s. Fucked every good looking girl.
The closet homosexual and drug addict
>That professor that was really strict, but knew pretty much everything
That guy who you know browses /fit/ all the time
>>75074162
kek
>>75073755
You mean
>Is gay
That kid who never showed up to class but somehow had straight As and got into a good college.
>that kid who everyone used to thought he would shoot up the school
That one teacher everyone thought was a pedophile
The kid who brought a weapon to school to look cool and cried when he was confronted about it
>>75074164
Hi thom
>>75074185
>closet
>>75074257
T H O U G H T
H
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H
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Who was he?
>that kid who died on Christmas 2017 because some weaboo music board predicted
P.S: im from future
>>75074414
forgot pic
>>75074419
delet this now
>>75074427
pretty boy who every basic bitch wanted
>>75074427
That one lad who seemed really nice to everyone but for whatever reason the rest of his friendship group slagged him off behind his back
>>75074419
god damn it how did i miss this
"The dark and moody one", "the funny one", "the friendly and approachable one" and "the silent one"
>>75074545
what memendary thread that was tho
>>74999901
>>75074419
Why is it every big get on this board either ends up on Kpop general or ends up killing someone?
The kid who ALWAYS tried to shove politics to everything and felt superior because of that.
>>75074438
the dad of that one kid who was a way better player than him.
>and always had the coolest guitars and amps because his dad was trying to live through him
>>75074634
All American Quarterback
>>75074575
grimes is the true queen of /mu/
>>75074700
Digits for Grimes after the death digits just means she's dying as well
>>75074130
Hit it perfectly
the really cool english teacher that everyone loves but rarely gets grades out on time
>>75074135
That black kid who always hit you in the nuts in gym class whenever he had the opportunity
Artsy anorexic girl you sits at the back of class and hangs around with the weeb spergs, smells weird, fior some reason all the poular girls pretend to like er and she gets invited to parties allot.
>>75074708
99 is death
1 is birth
&
0 is immortality
so she is immortal, the universe started from 0 so she is the universe
>the special needs kid who really wanted to make friends but ended up annoying most of his classmates and was only friends with the students who took pity on him
>>75074734
Your bestie and probably the one that really understood how you felt until at a party in your house, he kissed you and fucked you in the ass at your parents dorm
I'm shit at this? Who would he have been?
>>75074830
That janitor that bought you cigarettes whenever you asked him
>>75074830
the Drama-Club reject
>>75074830
Teacher who always fought with the principal
that fat anime girl that hang around with the other fat anime girls
>>75074830
That kid who everyone knew was a math genius but didn't really like because he was super condescending and way too into conspiracy theories and weird sci-fi movies
The edgy kid who drew swastikas on everything and only wrote stories about rape and murder.
>the really, really weird girl who didn't have any friends but was generally accepted because she was really rich
>>75073507
>that girl that 3/4ths of the student body wanted to hatefuck
>that artsy girl who didn't get along with any of the other artsy girls
>>75073507
The guy who slept with every hot girl no matter what her peer-niche/clique was because he knew she was super-model material regardless of her social class.
And they loved it because he wrote poetry about them.
Quietly, the Ultimate Player.
>>75073699
AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
>>75074879
FACT
>>75074938
...and then got into a fight with her single mom who later had her deported since she wasn't a legal citizen.
>>75073507
the smiths and mor fucking SUCK holy shit how can people listen to that garbage and that fucking whiny voice?
post 3 good songs from either group to prove me wrong
>that kid who actually killed himself
the school mascot
>a math genius with the eating disorder
>>75074830
A geometry teacher who smokes Cuban cigars in his cabinet after classes, always argues with the principal because of general lack of discipline, puts his favorite rare cactus on his table and likes smart absurdist poetry and jokes but becomes vulgar all too quickly. Plays the flute in local jazz fusion bands. He's often seen with women whom he calls girlfriends but who actually are hookers. You can discern a spark of genius and cordiality in him when he becomes drunk, but usually he's an asshole.
>>75075456
...and voted for California governor Jerry Brown because his nickname was "Moonbeam".
>the guy who seemed cool at first but had some really weird habits which became gradually eccentric over the years
>>75074419
DELET THIS NOW YOU MIKE LOVE LOVING FAGGOT
>the sweet goth kid that somehow everybody liked
>>75075622
> ...and all the hicks left alone while they beat the living shit out of all the other so-called goths within an inch of their life.
>>75074162
That is just lazy shitposting senpai, you can do it better, try again.
>>75074164
Hi Thom, is great to have you here .
>>75074427
The greatest guy in school, every girl wanted and him and every guy wanted to be him.
>>75074419
Leave Brian alone pls.
>>75074427
That one dude who was friends with everyone across any cliques
>the chad that got the hottest girl and bullied the manlets
the kid who skipped all the classes
>>75076283
shit, is that just black ink covering his entire right arm
>that kid that went on long incoherent rants about psy ops and the the deconstructive quality of 80's pop music
>>75074205
The nice Chad who was a little weird but would always stick up for you or loan you a pencil
>>75074938
All the betas had a huge crush on her, but she mostly ended up getting picked up by Chads and Tyrones.
>>75076534
Got straight A's because all the A/V nerds helped her with her homework, but she never went out with any of them
>>75073901
gym teacher
that ultrachad who's so big he's treated like a babby, gets best grades, is friends with everybody only because he's bigger than all adults and is the main guy in the school's sports team
The super hot girl who played everyone like a fiddle because she was secretly a psycho.
>>75076837
>>75074252
>That kid who never showed up to class but somehow had straight As and got into a good college.
literally me
>>75074938
>>75076534
>>75076564
>>75076564
lol why is she so abusive?
>>75076400
in high school he was probably preppy until he took pcp in college and fucked his cognitive faculties
The hot, quiet, goth girl that everyone secretly wanted to bang.
>>75075090
Best post ITT.
>>75074013
the class clowns who somehow always sit by each other in every class
>>75074205
the guy who fought with every teacher but was nice to everyone else
>That weird, quiet guy who never cut his hair
>>75074619
the kid that everyone liked because he would argue with teachers about politics for half the class
>>75074852
>>75074855
>>75074872
All accurate
>>75074955
was this reason actually legit?
>>75074162
Holy kek
>>75076534
ricardo? that you?
Left: That moody kid who was fun in small doses. Casually brought philosophy into random discussions and would ruin nights out by getting all emotional.
Right: Half nerd/Chad. Kinda superficial but hanging around was a blast. Most probably your dealer too, always had a stash in his pencil case.
the kid who wore all black and made swords, spears and knives in woodshop
>>75073595
but they didn't really get along
>>75075002
Fuck off Robert.
The kid who liked to play with knives and listen to Marilyn Manson
The kid who reads the morning announcements and ends up inserting his own catchphrases into the script. He has parties at his dad's mansion and everyone's invited
>>75078037
No. He was found in his bathroom so shitposters ran with the idea.
The kid who cried during the holocaust unit in history class.
>>75078819
jerked off*
>>75075592
>the kid who could never really get the right size clothes
>>75074164
Kek
>>75076283
Leader of the scene kids . You can't deny this.
>>75076400
He's literally just the philosophy teacher.
The kid that was smart and nice, but mostly kept to himself
That weird kid who would always read magic and cult books in class and come some mornings smelling like alcohol.
>>75078819
fucking lel
>>75074938
the girl i wanted to fuck in the ass
the ugly bitch with rich parents
>>75079255
fuk i miss him so much. i cry for my husbando sometimes and that's really pathetic
>That one kid who you weren't sure if you were friends with or not who would sometimes say what's up to you but would sometimes just look at you like......
>>75079561
ewww
>>75079862
>the loud black kid who always talked about dbz
>The school bullies
>>75079937
>The school bullies
>Those two kids who always hung out together who everyone thought were weird but you smoked some weed with them after school one time and you guys went on a crazy adventure so even though everyone in your clique looks at you crazy when you dap them up you guys just know.
the misfits
>>75080020
DUDE
the angry foster kid who would pick fights with anybody, throw chairs and desks, smell like literal shit, leave his shits in the toilet and not flush, eat cold beans at lunch, smoke cigarettes, cut himself with pins, tacks and paperclips, everybody hated him but also felt bad because he had a rough life at home
>>75080060
Woah...
Who was he?
The guy that was called by the principal in the middle of the class and came back crying
>Quotes Rick and Morty
>>75080628
way to accurate
that kid who didn't cared about girls but every girl in the class wanted to fuck him
>>75080654
Close to home desu
Who was he?
>>75079973
>The teacher who bullied students
>>75074164
I remember Ed saying how other kids used to pick on him quite a bit but he was always quite aggressive back
Not even surprised desu
The Chad who always looked out for the nerdy kids
>That one kid that used to just draw in class and say stupid shit like 'the holocaust wasn't real' so everyone thought he was a moron
>>75080724
The guy everyone thought was insane but is actually a genius. Spends his whole time in the bottom sets but ends up getting straight A*s
>>75080474 guy who was a dick until you get to know him, where he becomes a bit less of a dick
Guy who was unabashedly a weirdo yet extremely likeable and made friends with pretty much everybody
>>75074196
the head dean who taught ap history before desu
>>75080740
then hit them up for smoking once they graduated
>>75080462
According to those who knew gg in high school, he was pretty normal outside of dressing in drag. He didn't go crazy until he started doing drugs later in life
Fat autistic kid who was really loud but topped the art classes
>>75080822
his dad was a boxer and made thom and his brother train when they were kids
that guy who was really funny and cool for the first two years of high school, but then he got into drugs and became a completely different person
>>75079255
d-delet
Guy that got bullied until he started dropping hints that he wanted to shoot up the school
>>75074561
but john was the funny one
>>75082189
Best one desu
Th kids that ate lunch in the music department's practice rooms
>>75080628
Easily most accurate ITT
that noisy nigger that everyone likes for some reason
>>75079561
Looks like half my elementary school.
The kid who used to hang with the jocks to get laid but couldn't so he reverted back to an awkward geek
the dude who fucked all the female students and teachers
>>75076710
That fat guy who's head of the dnd club
>>75082602
haha i bet you had a great time in high school
who was he?
Those chubby metalhead kids who despite being poor managed to smoke weed every single lunch and after school without fail.
>>75079229
And then everyone forgot about him once they graduated :(
>>75083203
The lad who was ready to start a fight but would then write a deeply introspective poem about how he fights to hide the pain
>the kid with a scat fetish
>>75083203
>>75083357
yeah pretty much. the kid who no one was exactly friends with but you'd always pass him by and he'd have this intensity in his eyes as if he just exited a breakup or if he just found out that his parents have died. in class he'd just sit at the back and write poems and the literature teachure would ask him to hang back for a word when class ends.
would be confrontational and way too intense when anyone would talk to him. but on his own he'd be mellow and lost in thought.
>>75083203
How do I get that Manchester look?
>The girl who was popular but still somewhat nice in middle school but by the end of high school had become an arrogant cheerleader diva with a god complex and would routinely hang around chads and have a bunch of kissasses following her.
the guy that was really nice to everyone even though not many people were nice back and would tell a bunch of sarcastic jokes to hide that fact he was really depressed
the kids that would do speed and h
>>75074779
thats really specific
>>75084529
would hang out with these kids but "stuck to weed"
>>75074736
Too real
>>75084494
He's that person now.
Though the whole "not many people were nice back" thing is really screeching to a halt.
>>75083029
Triggered nigger spotted
>>75074185
The talentless hack
>>75075842
wrong
>>75083029
shut the fuck you godamn subhuman nigger. You should be fucking killed you lowlife fucking waste
>>75074933
Who, Morrisey?
Party animal who's popular for his immature poop jokes and his seemingly prodigy status (was a Gifted And Talented program kid who's now doing all IB/AP courses.)
Arrogant as fuck kid who kinda chills the fuck out, having a big personality change after getting in an accident that fucked him up forever. (actually know someone like this but he was a dancer and it's his legs that don't work anymore)
>>75074162
kek
>>75074938
the girl i wanted to fuck so bad
>>75078698
accurate
>>75078819
the pussy of the class
>>75084494
this is me in real life
>>75084552
Nathan was a heroin addict yoo
>>75079973
Why does Panda look like he about to castle a spell?
That kid who used to do a lot of drugs and had shitty grades that dropped the drugs, became a Christian, and started getting great grades.
the kid who was abused by his parents and was very kind to everyone
the kids that were obsessed with robots and the future
That weirdo who loved birds and is always autistically making bird noises or is trying to bird watch in PE.
>>75089197
Forgot pic
That insecure/anxious/potentially depressed kid that non-smart people say is smart as fuck, and smart kids/teachers say has a lot of potential, but his grades are in the shitter because he doesn't really try hard, just enough to appear smart and competent to his peers. When report cards came out, he probably found ways to manipulate them to make his grades look better than they are to his parents and friends.
The autistic kid who was into hip hop and always invited you to his house.
>>75076188
I don't know. he was a ginger, after all.
>>75074938
Would've been my gf
>>75076188
>ginger
>chubby
>alpha
the fuck are you sayin anon
>>75074708
yeah in 50-60 years after living a fulfilling life :)
>>75089233
delet this, this is literally me
>>75074185
>closet
hes the gay kid who would ask to sit on your face to fuck with you and who dated a tranny at one point
>>75089144
I feel bad for how his character and image was assassinated by people who were intent on framing him to get as much money out of it as possible. It's sad man. The more i read about him, the more i realize that he was actually a pretty good person by heart and my disbelief in the accusations levelled against him grows.
>>75080724
That teacher whose class was really fun but who would also get angry and autohritarian suddenly at the tiniest things
The kids who would fuck around with the school computers
"I'm just messing with you man, don't be so serious"
>>75089501
that stance
>>75089064
the exchange student that came to your school in brazil
black kid from the ghetto who gets into the top class through his grades. because he's not particularly assertive or threatening, the white kids soon befriend him, and they pretend he's much cooler than he is because he's black. when his future is looking most hopeful, he gets stabbed to death by a gangster while walking home.
Goofy dork who becomes more alpha the more you get to know him.
Wouldn't show up to class, would get detention, then wouldn't show up for that either.
>>75089535
>the kid who is worshiped by everyone in school but doesn't care enough about people to be popular
The kid who was a wanna be gangsta but was good at doing business and using computers.
>>75089602
whoops forgot pic
>>75079890
>>75079862
>that kid who interrupted the school assembly to say that he thought his girlfriend should've won prom queen instead of the girl who did
>>75080020
Literally me and my best friend in highschool
No joke.
Still friends though, so there is that.
>>75077446
tfw that was me
>>75089689
holy shit cut your hair
>>75089715
fuck u
>>75073901
>That teacher who raped someone
I'm sorry
>>75089524
fucking kek
>the rebellious admiral son that made all girls wet by his single presence, even though he wasn't a chad or a member of the football team
>>75082304
The kids that seemed to fucking loathe each other but were always seen hanging out
>>75079973 the special ed class
>>75077472
>the kid that everyone hated because he would argue with teachers about politics for half the class
ftfy
>>75074880
>Zappa
>Into conspiracy theories
Do you want me to tell you how I know you got everything about him from shitposts on /mu/?
>That one girl with no friends you didn't know anything about at the end of your Senor year.
these lads from a small rural town who skip classes all the time, swear a lot, jeer at you, pick fights with everyone including teachers and gonna mug ya, but in reality they're just good guys with a bad background who can see through the society's bullshit because of it
>>75080899
Ed is really out of place
>>75089567
I knew this guy and I hated him.
>>75083459
>really smart kid who had an unbearable personality and a juvenile sense of humour
>>75089501
BANE
>>75076400
wait, that's interesting, i always knew john maus was cool because he was essentially the only musician who played on mde world peace who stood up for the group, but i never knew he believed in psy ops. link pls?
The preppy, school-spirit obsessed asshole who everyone would wish would just fuck off
>the nice kid who was kinda autistic but generally got along well with others and was never really bullied outside of that one asshole in his clique
>>75092075
Frogot pic
>>75076611
HAHAHAHA yes quite
>>75091742
No Anon, just an adorable arty girl with a breathy voice
The teacher who make jokes all the time but doesnt accept when the students make the jokes
>likeable fellows who were ordinary enough and goofed around a lot, but voiced themselves through their art
>>75092283
>the swim team
>that mysterious kid who never attended any class instead he attended raves but got straight A's at the end of high school
That one flamboyant kid who always hangs out with girls and has girly interests but turns out to be completely straight
>>75092337
Swim team captain who accidentally drowned
>>75074196
That one professor who gave out really harsh punishments for pupils stealing answers off each other
>the uncool kid that thought that hanging around with the cool kids made him cool, but they really just ignored him
>>75092473
>the guy that took over as swim team captain
>>75080474
dad went to hs with him, said he was ur standard musician kid-not cool, not hated- who frank a lot.
>>75089507
Apparently in real life both him and Dunn were basically weirdos who would sit outside the entrance of the school and snicker to each other about everyone who walked by:
http://www.5049records.com/podcast/trevor-dunn (about 26:20 in this podcast)
>>75092337
makes sense
>>75091723
Zappa's my favorite musician of all time, but I've seen enough interviews to know he had some interesting opinions on these matters
He said that governments were fronts for multinational corporations, and speculated that AIDS was manufactured by pharmaceutical companies
>>75092739
Where was he wrong with those statements? He commented on Thing-Fish while claiming certain diseases were manufactured though.
>>75092753
The quote about multinational corporations and governments can't really be discussed without proper context. Perhaps it was a too big to fail concept?
>the guy who argued with the history teacher
>that kid in drama class that all the girls liked but turned out to be gay
>>75092753
I'm not saying he was wrong, but I'm saying it wouldn't be a stretch to expect the average person to call him a "conspiracy theorist"
>>75092859
>that guy who argued with the history teacher and won
That anarchist/punk clique that would always wear black and bring their instruments to school even though they were banned from band class
>>75092901
I wouldn't say so. Nothing but facts were used in these debates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTdTvK_d9lQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvf_C03KFCM
>>75080060
kek
the talented, attractive guy everyone hated because they were jealous of him even tho he just wanted to help. he was still happy most of the time and took it all on the chin.
>>75073659
that description is literally my highschool self
i look exactly like him too
just
>>75074427
He was a chad that lost all his football trophies to a black kid in buisiness class that had a race change
>>75089689
Hey Isaac
>>75080628
Top Kek. Very accurate
>>75092249
Underrated
The kid who was the mastermind behind the school shooting
>>75092558
Delet this
>>75092399
>implying burial went to raves
>>75093738
>tfw he never looked at my game, girl
>>75074427
Guy who played Jason Mraz songs on the piano in the choir room during lunch to packs of horny girls
>>75074852
Spot on
>>75074938
Oh my god she was so bae
>>75089261
>The kid who got detention for sending impersonators to skip school
the kids who came up with a senior prank that was made illegal shortly afterwards
The music teacher who the Chads and Stacies would like, but would run Quake and Doom LAN games after school for the outcast kids he used used to identity as.
>>75093839
>The artsy kids who did the school shooting just for fun
>>75083203
The kid with epilepsy
The kid who burned himself with ciagarettes or the ice and salt trick to get attention.
>281 posts in and no one posted this
The kid who really wanted that yearbook dedication.
>That token black kid talking about being from the ghetto, but turns out his family was wealthier then most.
The new school mascot that everyone hated.
>>75074254
Not
>the guy who fucked your girl once
You're losing it, /mu/
>>75093891
That kid was me... ):
>>75078698
That's exactly what Assad is going to be like
The kid you caught jerking off in your baby sister's underwear when you invited him over to study one day.
>>75078819
kek
>>75074162
10/10
>The kid who always ate alone in a batheroom stall or covertly in the library.
>>75073507
>the class retard
>>75093827
underrated
>>75092739
Well, he's not wrong about governments
>that girl who would fart into jars before sealing in the flavour
>>75094204
Old, chubby people smashing stuff looks weird.
>>75082784
waar is dit?
>>75082784
shit, i remember you from /fa/ a while ago
>>75074080
>fucking a goth chic
>heavy hhunff
>>75075090
legit
preatty much no one knows how he looks
>>75073728
>4:20
FUCKKK YESSS DUDEEE ;L,MAOOOO
>>75074164
the
creep
>>75089526
accurate
>>75080628
fuck
>>75089261
the kid who read manga in the back of the class but would roast the fuck out of anyone who tried to make fun of him
the history teacher who would always go on long winded off topic rants about god or anarchism or some bullshit
>>75093895
who's soccer coach i can't exactly make it out
>>75074164
That guy who didn't pay attention in class, never did any homework, argued with the teachers, but still got straight As cause he was really fucking smart.
>>75092895
>Thatfuckingfilename
>>75095898
LG cunt x
>>75079561
the girl who was obsessed with horses
>>75095963
actually scratch that it's that potato NG not LG
fuck NG xxxxx
>>75074419
hell be fine
>>75095996
good old rkid
That absolute madman who was a bit thick but everyone loved him anyway.
know by everyone for being 'that kid'
That teacher who didn't care about grades as long as each student was having fun and giving it their all
>>75089261
i wish I was dooms friend :(
Syd: only got good grades in art, drops out after his 4 only friends push him out for being too weird/into drugs.
Rick: very quiet, unnoticed, always played classical music in music class
David: thought of as hot but ignored by girls because of his company and non-chad interests
Nick: obsessed with cars, plays drums just to hang out with his friends, the only one normie enough to have friends outside of this circle
Roger: type A personality prick, but gets good grades
>>75096223
>tfw didn't even go out tonight
>tfw have a stitch to wear
>>75079937
You missed out the word "wannabe".
>>75096106
>that kid who raped the disabled girl
>>75082602
>that noisy nigger that everyone likes for some reason
This also he's a secret geek
That white trash guy who didn't do any work and smoked behind the gym or shed.
>>75089567
>tfw this was me
>>75089399
>ywn have lou sit on your face
why live
>>75089130
>>75089213
sorry friendo, i doubt most of mu has much knowledge of trane, let alone Messiaen.