would you be her bf if she pays you $10k?
I'd do it for free
10k how often?
most of /mu/ would PAY $10k. more actually.
I hate her music and think her looks are overrated but sure
How long do I have to do it?
>>75041866
PAYS ME?
sure
as long as i don't have to listen to her music
>>75041866
Only 10k? Nah, she can pay much more than that
Will I also have my expenses paid?
>>75041866
Only if the opportunity to lick her feet/armpits whenever I want is included.
>>75041866
>>75041911
yeah even $1mil sounds like she's trying to rip you off
plus gotta split it with my current gf to be fair
of course not, are you fucking kidding me
>>75041881
>not leveraging the best offer
cuck
>>75041866
I would pay $10k for her to do nothing more than shit on my chest. Then I'll tell everyone "hey, I got Taylor Swift to take a shit on my chest"! No one would believe me, they'll think I'm crazy, but they'd be wrong.
>Drinks diet coke
No
how much would she have to pay me to succ those delicious toes
>tfw you will never kiss her perfect body
>>75041923
>taylor receiving award at 2018 VMAs
>"i'd like to thank all the old taylors who died in the process of making this albu--"
>anon walks out from backstage, approaching the podium
>"oh hold on guys, one second"
>anon takes taylor's hand in his
>lifts taylor's arm over her head
>licks her armpit
>>75042023
Pretty good
I don't see why not.
>>75041881
>he does it for free
>>75041900
Of course I'd pay 10k
Not because I give a shit about Taylor Swift but you can make way more than that using the fame you gained
>>75041923
good taste
>>75042042
thank got conflicted over trying to work in "i'mma let you finish"
>>75041866
I'd do it regardless but I won't tell her that
depends
can i tuch her butt?
fuggg post more tay-tay's feet please
I'll do it for $1 dollar.
>>75042368
not after that shit she pulled with kanye
>>75041866
>shills Diet Coke
No, gtfo
>>75041866
I'd do it and try to get B list celebrity starus out of it.
>>75042541
My mom was the lead in a diet coke commercial but she hates diet coke and regrets doing it.
How do we turn Tay Tay into a PAWG?
>>75041866
No, she's a disgusting bitch