>band has 3 drummers

>band has 4 guitarists
>6 bassists
>3 drummers
>2 custom percussionists
>2 turntablists
>1 synth player
>3 samplers
>5 vocalists
>1 xylophonist
>2 cello players
>4 drum machines
>one of the guitarists plays leads
>two of the guitarists fuck around with pedals and do atmospheric licks
>one of the guitarists plays dudebro djent chugging and smashes his guitar against a gong when he isn't required
>one of the bassists pretends he's a guitarist and does rhythm
>two of the bassists play slap
>one of the bassists plays slap but tuned a bit differently than the others
>one of the bassists plays normal basslines for backing sound
>the last bassist hooks his bass up to a computer that triggers midi basslines
>two of the drummers use a normal setup
>one of the drummers uses v-drums
>one of the percussionists has an array of custom triangles dangling around an office chair that make unique sounds when he hits them with a mallet
>the other bangs trash cans
>samplers sample the band's in house turntable scratching and give it back to the turntablists to chop and screw further who then give it back to the samplers to make microtonal harsh noise loops with
>synth guy doesn't actually know what he's doing and hits the randomize button in fl studio until it kinda works
>only one of the vocalists actually sings, the others do a choir-like array of chanting, screaming, shrieking and spoken word that usually sits in the background but comes forefront in the mix sometimes
>xylophonist dresses up like a skeleton and never removes mask. always interchangeably plays notes on two xylophones at once, one of which is modified to sound more percussive and atonal like thunder.
>one of the cellists plays it symphonically, the other is his autistic daughter who has no interest in music and plays abrasively
>the drum machines are at least 50 feet away from each other and play randomly generated kick drums at varying BPM which echo throughout the warehouse where the band lives and performs

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tell me this isn't satire *please*

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>band has 3 dancers and only one musician

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