>Something HUGE is coming up What did she mean by this?

>>75026834
Her menopause... because she's old as fuck yo!

>>75026870
Rude.

Time to crash this thread with some more of my shitty humor she is talking about her

butt enlargement surgery

*unzips dick*

>>75026834
i'd like to come up her with something huge if you smell what i'm cookin famalam

>>75026943
like take her on a plane? are you a pilot?

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>>75026903
>crash this thread

She's about to shit a log into your mouth anon and you're gonna love it

>>75026980
id let her take my plane my family member

got some bad food poisoning, it came out both ends

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>>75026903
>>75028149
i wish

>>75028215
You wish she implanted silicon into her ass? You sick fuck.

>>75028203
Kek

>>75028230
fuk off roastie

my dick

>>75028258
>roastie
I'm a dude.

>>75028230
actually I would, I would find her big butt hot

It's her gigantic dick, and she's gonna shove it down your throat and make you suck it. And you're gonna love it and it's gonna be your AOTY.

>>75028335
How big?

>>75028345
butt enlarged butts are usually pretty big, idk

>>75028357
How big would you like it though, anon?

Faggots

>>75028368
Like two bowling balls.

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>>75028368
>>75028357
Get off of this board you disgusting degenerates

>>75028413
I'm not a fan of huge asses though, just playing devil's advocate.

>>75028413
>>75028258

NOTM PART 2

>>75028478
feat. MC Ride

I hope her pussy is on the cover

>>75028541
Honestly, that would be great.

>>75026870
I heard "wubalublub" after that.

>>75028342
Are you the anon who said you dreamed about this?

>>75028342
Slurp slurp!

>>75026834
Pagan Poetry uncensored edition clip

>>75030175
I wish.

1. why does bjork look fucking asian
2. she's wrinkly as hell now
3. im still strangely attracted to her

my dick

>>75030175
Too young bjork

>>75030222
1. I don't know
2. Duh.
3. Same here, probably more than you.
4. Nice trips.

>>75028857
No, I've never dreamed about Björk.

>>75030243
Oh, cause last week there was a thread describing a dream similar to what you described.

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whys she sad bros

>>75030260
Her relationship was just 3 more years away from completely falling apart.

Goldie's dick up her penis

>>75030455
How would that even work?

>>75030455
More of that

>>75030475
Sorry I meant her vagina.
Fuck.

>>75030522
Holy fucking shit dude. Dick in benis.

>>75030522
lmao nice one

>>75030522
Could you still try to explain to me though how you think a penis could plausibly penetrate another penis though? Anyone?

>>75030260
she unironically looks hot there

>>75030556
>>75030548
No you don't understand.
Goldie was a black man who had sex with her.
He therefore had a big dick that went up in her?
Sorry maybe it was a bad joke.

>>75030593
I understand completely what you were trying to say, you just fucked up and said penis instead of vagina. It's actually funnier than the joke you were trying to make.

>>75030567
I suppose it could go through the foreskin

>>75031063
That would be a pretty shallow fuck, and I can't imagine two penis heads bumping together would cause much pleasure. Would also have to be a pretty wide foreskin.

>>75031076
I suppose the foreskin would require some stretching beforehand.
The only other way I can think of would be drilling a hole or something in the bellend and then stretching it wide enough for another penis to fit inside. Problem is there'd be a lot of blood

>>75031086
AH WHAT THE FUCK ANON. THAT FUCKING IMAGE. WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD?

>>75031096
sorry

>>75031115
It's okay, anon. How do you think any pleasure would be derived from the receiver, though?

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s-something big?!

>>75031139
Idk really

>>75031230
Maybe some sort of masochistic pleasure?

>>75026834
Why is she such a slut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8xwI3rKZc

>>75031278
All women love dick. She just happens to be more open about it.

>>75031284
They love someone for their sex

>>75031350
Of course. We all do.

>>75031358
Ok sure

>>75031278
Well that was disgusting

>>75031668
t. tripfag

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>>75030222

Here’s a new pic, I wouldn’t call this wrinkly as hell tbqh

>>75030222

You say that as if she still doesn't look great.

>>75026834
She's a Trump supporter, of course. She means the border wall.

>>75031746

Hard to get excited for her new album, bankrupt artistically since Volta honestly

>>75033240
Vulnicura is amazing and biophilia is extremely underrated. When you look at biophilia as a heartbreak album it improves quite a bit, or at least it did in my eyes.

>>75031668
t. faggot

>>75031278
at least post the hd version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF8_UcUQdQ

Probably a realization in the coming up of one of those 'sugar cubes.'

>>75033240
It's all good my nigga

>>75034753
What did he mean by this?

>>75034753
damn................

>>75034753
Thinking.

>>75030222
>Bjorks attractiveness stretches beyond appearence .

Everyone wants a piece of the unique quirky alien woman

>>75035199
sill she one day leave earth and go back to her planet