ITT: Rumors >Paul was actually the biggest cunt in The Beatles

>>75013807
Phil's like 10 inches, but not THE biggest.

>>75013807
>Jimmy Page owns a huge stash of CP

that one is true though

How are you gonna beat a bitches ass because she got an STD?

The 2 best rumours about muscicians are:

>Marilyn Manson got his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.
>Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped because it was so full of semen.

>>75014402
with your fists

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>>75014546
>Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped because it was so full of semen.

>>75014402
not sure if a bitch has ever cheated on you but it's pretty easy honestly

>>75013807
Is there some rule that if you are a musician born from 1920-1955 you have to be a child molester?

>>75013807
>Chris Brown beat Rihanna because Kanye had given her an STD
not true dumbass
rihanna caught chris fucking some other girl

I was at school like a literal retarded faggot and this other fagmuncher told me, that OP, that OP and his friends, but mostly OP, is in fact a faggot.

>>75014900
OH SNAP

>>75013807
>That was quite clearly John
>Who cares
>Women don't have political beliefs, they just take up whatever view the men around them have
>Probably true
>Probably true
>Definitely true
>Meh, who cares about that talentless hack
>Literally who

>>75013807
Paul was a control freak and he was the one who tried to fill Epstein's shoes, but he wasn't necesserily a cunt. The others just didn't play well with a "leader" who used to be one of them.

whyd you post a picture of a skeleton

>>75014546
The rod rumour used to be about Marc Almond.

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Also counting urban legends, right?
There's the two about Phil Collins
>Phil Collins wrote In the Air Tonight when he saw a man watch another man drown despite easily being able to save him, and then that man turned up to one of his concerts and he sang it directly at him
>Phil Collins told all the Jews at one of his concerts to leave

John Lennon beat his wife.

Kurt Cobain introduced John Frusciante to heroin.

Damon Albarn and the Elastica chick broke up because she cheated on him with Stephen Malkmus.

Courtney Love is the granddaughter of Marlon Brando
Jerry Lee Lewis killed one of his wives
Very real possibility these are true btw

>>75015991
I thought it was that during one of art college performance arts he chugged a gallon of semen on stage then puked it up

Bowie used to shitpost on /mu/

Ted Nugent got a BJ from an underage Courtney Love

>>75016126
Well, he did go to meme school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4

>>75013807
Has Kanye fucked Rihanna?

>>75016097
Where would you even get a gallon of semen? Asking for a friend.

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Jhonn Balance didn't fall to his death while drunk, he killed himself because he had AIDS, and of which Sleezy died as well

>>75016058
To add to that, Frusciante gave River Phoenix the speedball that killed him and ran away when he saw that River might not be able to deal with it.

Kurt Cobain wasn't murdered but actually just killed himself

>>75016699
Yeah sure, Courtney

>>75016058
>>75016509
woah i hope not

Taylor browses 4chan and would be an autistic NEET like us if not for music. She has given subtle nods to /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/.

>>75016388
I think it was the implication that Almond was that he'd swallowed it 10cc at a time.

>>75016699
gonna need proof for this one

>>75016950
>given subtle nods to /pol/
Proof pls. No memes or fake news

>>75013807
You didn't actually think this was funny did you?

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>>75017014
Font on here was used by the Nazis on several occasions.

>>75017075
Nice. She might be my one true Aryan Queen

>>75017075
Your mothers anus was used by nazis on several occasions.

>Eddie Van Halen had the webbing between his fingers surgically cut so he could play guitar faster.

>>75017117
whats with that meme

>>75014704
>not sure if a bitch has ever cheated on you but it's pretty easy honestly
With charm like that I can see why she did it anon

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Manson threw Maise off the balcony while Reznor was doing a show

>>75016509
John Depp isn't guaranteed to make more than $30 on a movie anymore, no, those days are done. He brings in about, maybe, 350 extra viewers these days. Because he just looks like a dope. He's just got a mustache. It's worse than this one. You know, he's quirky. He's gonna be, I dunno, Chuck 'e' Cheese, or, or Willy Wonka or something like that. Some sort of, ugh... He's cool? No. He's got a mustache. He's got a flop hat. He gets tattoos of, I dunno, witches and warlocks and, I dunno, bathhouses or wherever he hangs out. He was good friends with uh, River Phoenix. And uh, the thing about John Depp and how he gets his kicks, is he likes to watch his good friends die of drug overdoses, and not really do anything about it, just be high.

>>75017075
it's just an old german typeface that doesn't inherently have anything to do with nazis, they just also used it

>>75014191
Nah, he owns a huge stash of LPs.

>>75013807
I think you're confusing Jimmy Page with Pete Townsend.