Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 35
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
>>75011092
Christ, are we still having these threads?
Does anyone on /mu/ even frequent shitfork anymore?
Hasn't their traffic halved from like 2015?
Fuck off Zoe, your politics are garbage
>>75011092
This thread hypes The National.
>>75011390
"we" don't have them
guy gets paid to post here every night
>>75011506
I'm 68% certain Zoe Camp made this thread
>>75011543
You can't prove that
I'm confused. Have these threads ever had more than around 30 posts
>>75011596
They used to get at least 200, sometimes 300 replies back in the day
YOU'RE THE BEST THING ABOUT ME
>>75011596
They used to get 100+ replies a night
>>75011596
100+ reply thread coming up.
>>75011092
>no mention of Holger Czukay's death
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN (where are you shill?)
Alvvays 7.3
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart 6.8
Kedr Livanskiy 7.4
D33J 6.8
callin The Babe Rainbow 8.4 BNM screencap this
>>75011695
pitchfork used to be relevant so...
anyway i like these threads still
remember when pains of being pure at heart was a big deal
>>75011953
belong is a guilty pleasure album
Do you think they ever regret pivoting towards meme rap and BLM/SJW politics?
The decline of the site in terms of influence and traffic directly coincided with their abandonment of white indie rock
ffs, there was a fucking article on HBO renewing Veep for a final season yesterday. Wtf does that have to fo with music?