What kind of music do you listen to anon?

>>75002644
Got asked this today while half-asleep and it didn't turn out well.

>>75002679
What did you say?

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>her speaking to anyone on this board

>>75002703
>w-what the fuck
>wh-ere am I?
>Why can't I remember anything - who are you?
>WHAT THE FUCK

Rohypnol is a glorious thing anon, you can finally talk to the girls of your dream

>>75002703
speak for yourself anon, I'm cute, just autistic

hey whered you get a pic of my gf

>>75002798
WHAT? YOU'RE DATING MY DAUGHTER?

>>75002737
But the girls of my dream are deceased.

My problem is that I listen to so many genres. The type of music I listen to can change so much even in one session for ex. from blues to kpop so I honestly don't know how to reply to this question...

>>75002686
I said
>erm, I dunno... [pause] ... avant-garde electronic music recently, I dunno loads of stuff
Generally that would be an alright answer but not in work to a regular Joe. Smalltalk is not my thing senpai

>>75002748
you're neither cute or autistic

>>75002833
at least you can still fuck the girl of your dreams

>Oh I'll listen to just about anything. Apart from rap.


it's not hard anons.

I mean it is because I sputter and spit and say the entire sentence in a second and then run away.

But I'm fat so I can't run without losing my breath immediately. Or walk. And now I'm sweating and oh god what do I do?

>>75002921
Imagine the smell though...

excellent question m'lady, I am what you could call a music expert; I listen to anything that's approved by pitchfork, anthony fantano, rym.. the list goes on..

>>75002943
turns me on even more desu

Classic Rock, Indie Alternative, Kyuss, Mozart.

nigerian nose whistling

>>75002644
Why?

>>75002917
nor*

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>>75002644
Synthwave, let's fuck

Hardcore

>>75002644
The sound of you ramming my ass with your big, fat strap-on :)

>>75004276
holy kek

>you will never have the confidence to approach a girl like this

fuck me

Difficult question. What I like to do, and you are free to try it for yourself, is to first dunk my feet in lukewarm peppermint tea and onion juice. Then, forgive me if you are offended in any way, but it is important while soaking your soles that you also are taking care of your head, skin, and face, and this is why I also lather my face with a mixture of my own urine lemon juice and tumeric. What essentially is happening is that the tumeric and the onion juice are opposite herbal charges which when applied in this manner cancel each other out but also make you hydrolosize any excess fatty acids that your body may not be using currently turning you into a chemical battery. Similarly the tumeric is good for the softness of your skin and counteracts the peppermint detoxifying your heavy metals from your veins to your guts to your central nervous system literally working it's way through you like a snake through the reeds. It's a detox feast for your body and afterward you'll thank me when your skin is shining and you sleep 2 hours but feel like you have slept 40. I work 80 hours a week as a private bodyguard for some of the worlds most extravagant clients such as Whitney Houston's character from Bodyguard, The Sultan of Brunei, and the Last King of Scotland to name a few. If you don't believe me you can find out for yourself anon by trying it. Magnetize your entire body with energy and freedom! It is truly a blessing to be living a clean and herbal life on the planet in this day and age and I am so thankful for all the beauty in my life. Also please avoid excess exposure to radon. That should help, please let me know if it does my friend.

Love,
Kate

>>75003668
Shut up, autist.

>>75002644
why do people post these threads with vapid slut photos in the op

>>75004427
If that's the first thought you have when you see a picture of a girl then please change your state of mind.

>>75002833
Hi Jeff

>>75004483
it genuinely was my first thought. how do i change my state of mind? it's suffocating desu

>>75004503
Keep in mind that girls are just people. Like you anon...

>>75004503
Idk try meditation and research how to do it.

>>75004528
it's less that i care about the girl and more just my social anxiety in general desu. i have anxiety about talking to just about anyone. some of my closest friends are attractive women so it can't just be the fact that she's a girl

>>75004553
i'm just gonna go to therapy

>>75004503
Get some call girls and go for the pornstar experience.

I'm really into Psychedelic music

>>75004597
nah i've fucked a bunch of girls but my self-esteem is still shit