ITT: BEST BAND NAMES

>>74999518
Sonic Youth

>>74999518
Tangerine Dream

>>74999518
Cheap Trick

>>74999518
Death Grips

>>74999518
The Velvet Underground

dying fetus

Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

Anal Cunt

>>74999615
this

Neutral Milk Hotel

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Suede

The Band

>>74999518
dengue dengue dengue

Throbbing Gristle
The Gerogerigegege

HIM

Butthole Surfers

Sparks

Queens of the Stone Age

>>74999778
Neither is good. Throbbing Gristle is a literal penis (which we all know you like) and The Gerogerigegege looks and sounds like a typo.

Syphilitic Vaginas
Lucifer D. Larynx and the Satanic Grind Dogs of Death
Fuck on the Beach
Iron Butter
I Will Guillotine Your Chihuahua
Cunt N Bananaaz
Bastardos Del Metal
Infinite Radical Freaks
Gay Women Against Rape
Retards on Caffeine
Apple Maggot Quarantine Area
Logical Nonsense

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>>74999634
Shit

>>74999597
>>74999615
>>74999619
Mediocre

Some of my favs who have decent-great names (but not necessarily god tier):
Madvillain
Queens of the Stone Age
Eagles of Death Metal
Alice in Chains
Tyler, the Creator
Eminem
Busdriver
Tool
The Dillinger Escape Plan

And thays all that springs to mind. People are wayyy to forgiving for what qualifies as a great artist/band name

Others from bands I dont even like:
Black Sabbath
Guns N Roses
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Killers (seriously suprised it took so long for someone to snag this one)
Panic at the Disco


And a few of my favs with shitty/mediocre names:
At the Drive-In
Black Flag
Incubus
Milo

Joy Division

BADBADNOTGOOD

>>75000603
>Tool

This name is great because it also describes the target audience perfectly

sunny day real estate

Hüsker Dü
Manic Street Preachers
King Crimson
Sepultura

Dinosaur Jr.

Ringo Deathstarr

Genocide Organ
Kill Hannah
Sisters of Mercy
Land of Kush
Bad Brains
Minimal Man
Set Fire to Flames
Z'ev

Begging for Incest

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Nice Is Neat

Sleep
Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Ed Schrader's Music Beat

Foster the People (creator's surname is Foster)
Red Krayola
Faust
Animal Collective
The Pop Group
Pere Ubu

>>74999664
Undisputed greatest name.

>>75000603
MY NAME IS TYLO THE CRATER
WITH MY BOY SKEEZY STEE ON THE BACKUP

Morbid Angel

Pavement. It's simple but it totally fits their sound.

The The

>>74999631
>the amount of edge can be seen from space, Houston.

>>74999518
Radiohead, Atoms for Peace, Interpol, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tame Impala (always liked this one), The Strokes.

This Heat

>>74999865
The Gerogerigegege is just fun to say

Caroliner Rainbow Open Wound Chorale

The Sundays

The Smiths
The Cure
Missing Persons
Talking Heads
Pixies

Aereogramme
Joy Division
Sonic Youth

>>75000603
All evidence indicates that you are a 16-year-old r/indieheads migrant.

Violent Femmes

Black Moth Super Rainbow
Duster
Electric Wizard
Aphex Twin
Tame Impala
Crystal Castles

LCD Soundsystem

>>75002596
>Missing Persons

Great band and name

the mars volta

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>>74999591
>>74999815
>>74999835
>>75000721
>>75000923
>>75001373
Best ITT

Guided by Voices

Micachu and the Shapes

Merzbow

>>75000721
New Order too

melt banana

spinal discipline

Ultravox

Crucial Taunt

>>75003190
SCHWING

MALICE MIZER

what makes a good band name

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

Stone Temple Pilots

hate the band, but their name is so fucking cool

Perturbator
GosT
Dan Terminus
Nightcrawler
Carpenter Brut

>>75003580
all horrible names

Nightcrawler shoulda been a metal band name

wtf is a carpenter brut

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"The" Nine Inch Nails

>>75003610
Your mom's fucking skills is horrible


I checked

Chrome
Prometheus Burning
Black Sabbath
Pink Floyd
Killing Joke
The Wolfgang Press
Crowded House
Depeche Mode
Veruca Salt
King Crimson
Terrorfakt
The Cassandra Complex
Godflesh
Motorhead
The Crystal Method
Midnight Oil

>>74999518
The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am no Longer Afraid to Die
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

I like the simplicity and directness of britpop band names

Blur
Pulp
Oasis
Suede
James
Shack
Supergrass
Mansun
Doves
Travis
Gene
Ash
Embrace
Placebo
Longpigs
Dodgy
Rialto
The Verve

>>75003736
Can't stand britpop, but I agree on the names. Except for Blur, it's too easy to make it sound like you're being sick.

>>74999518
Queens of the Stone Age

>>75003736
the late 80s and early 90s in general had a cool surge of one word bands and artists

Pixies
Nirvana
Beck
Bjork
Radiohead
Pavement
Melvins
Filter
Slint
Slowdive
Ride
Soundgarden

Felt
Sleep
Sparks
Dead Moon
Chrome
Suicide
Kraftwerk
Pulp
Belle & Sebastian
Unwound
Broadcast
Orange Juice
The Knife
Black Dice
Swans
Sand Circles
Prurient

>>75003842
I got a word for you.

Shit

Ween

>>75001069
kek

The Mothers Of Invention

>>75003886
um, ok, thanks?

>>75000603
>TVU is mediocre
>Eagles of Death metal is good
C'mon

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Kyuss
Mars Red Sky
I really like both of those.

>>75003727
Nah, most of these are cheesy. Only Thee Silver Mt. Zion... seems to be self aware enough

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>>75002705
Seconded

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Braindead Soundmachine

A couple of stage aliases in here too

Esplendor Geométrico
Wire
Talking Heads
Cluster
Silver Apples
Jackie O' Motherfucker
Squarepusher
Kraftwerk
Soft Machine
Gong
Bad Brains
DJ Shadow
Stereolab

Les Rallizes Dénudés

>>75000603
I rarely feel compelled to say this but you have shit taste

LCD Soundsystem
Autechre
Boards of Canada
Kraftwerk
The Human League
Chuck Person
Radiohead
Arcade Fire
Can
The Smashing Pumpkins
Swans
Yes

The Dead Kennedys
It blew my mind the first time I read it because it was so much more intrinsically offensive than anything I had heard before. Even most conservatives won't talk shit about JFK. The Dead Kennedys is a name that hits Americans in a really sore place. It manages to be more offensive than something like Anal Cunt because it's so much more intimately offensive.

>>74999518
Amon Amarth

>>75000603
>Eagles of Death Metal
>Panic at the Disco
This is bait

>>74999518
Massive Attack
Shikari
Techno Animal
Cannibal Ox
The Pax Cecilia
Flying Lotus
Neurosis
Boris
Killing Joke
High On Fire
Psychic TV
Muse
Disfear
Sun Ra
Judas Priest
The Angelic Process

>>75004950
I was going to post this too. I love that name.

>>74999518
Drown Retarded Children

something tells me this is just an alternative name for a favorite band thread. anyways...

Boards of Canada

the dream academy
we were promised jetpacks

>>74999673
It's actually not that bad, I mean who's going to forget about a band named that

>>75000603
PLEB AS FUCK

canned heat

My favorite (just of bands I like though):

Animal Collective
Baths
Beach House
Beat Happening
Black Flag
Boredoms
Bottle Rocket
Built to Spill
Dinosaur Jr.
Duster
Forest Swords
Free Throw
Guided By Voices
Hella
Joy Division
Lightning Bolt
Love
MF DOOM
Modest Mouse
Orchid
Pavement
Rites of Spring
Rival Schools
Slowdive
Snowing
Still Life
Sweet Trip
Unwound
Wavves
Wu-Tang Clan

Worst name for a great band is probably My Bloody Valentine

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>DANCE GAVIN DANCE BABY

Boards of Canada

>>75003576
It was going to be Shirley Temple's Pussy originally.

All the different Foetus(es)
Foetus Under Glass
Phillip & His Foetus Vibrations
Foetus Over Frisco, Foetus Art Terrorism, You've Got Foetus on Your Breath
Foetus Über Frisco
The Foetus All Nude Revue
Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel
Foetus, Inc.

>>75004950
Im a fan of The Dead Kenny G's

>>75006889
DOWNTOWN BATTLE MOUNTAIN TWOOOOOO

The Libertines

>>74999518
bathtub shitter

Ugly God
Black Sabbath
the Faith
Harry Pussy
Grief
Melt-Banana
Weedeater
Sleep
Millions of Dead Cops
the Circle Jerks
Conflict
Mastodon

>>74999518
Acid Mothers Temple
Electric Wizard
Bongripper
Clutch
Deerhoof
Failure
Fartbarf
Fu Manchu
Gnod
Goblin Cock
Guantanamo Baywatch
Hella
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Lightning Bolt
Lil Ugly Mane
Pile
Surf Curse
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Growlers

Corrosion of Conformity

slint is the comfiest band name desu. new order is the best.

I unironically think Nickelback is a cool name.

Gravity Kills

Royal Trux
Bardo Pond
Unwound
Bark Psychosis
Tindersticks
Subarachnoid Space
Savage Republic
Bauhaus
Steely Dan
Red Crayola
Holy Modal Rounders
Nation Of Ulysses
Bugskull
Supreme Dicks
Demdike Stare

Django Django
JR JR
Duran Duran
Years & Years

BadBadNotGood
Childish Gambino is a cool one
Har Mar Superstar

Mercury Rev
The Residents
Pan Sonic
Mouse On Mars

Weezer
Led Zeppelin
Black Dice

>>74999708
underrated.

elvis depressedly
her space holiday
bulldada
the warlocks
wild nothing
young fathers
carissa's weird
my heart to joy
whirr

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Judas Priest
Tyger's of Pan Tang
The Clash
Deep Purple
Congratulations on your decision to become a pilot
Misfits
Sex Pistols
Vagiant