>Hey anon wanna join our black metal band?

>>74995713
Sure I'll play xylophone.

>>74995713
Only if you join my Glam Mettal band

but first you'll have to do something about your hair and clothes

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>>74995737
Left in OP's pic is on the right in pic related.

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>>74995737
?

>>74995713
Excuse me?

True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

>>74996069
Are you that guy who posted a while ago that people cannot truly enjoy black metal unless they started young?

>>74995864
>tfw no cruise bf

>>74995872
no
hair is flat, clothes are boring

>>74995864
more like it

>>74995713
"Sorry, I like music."

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>>74996595

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Call us when you're ready for the big time

only if u touch my pp and give it a lil lick ;)

>>74996069
I have a basic understanding of occult but its so obvious that whoever wrote this edgy wordsalad pasta don't know what the fuck is he talking about

>>74998634
Hi Abbey!