why do tall people make better music than short people?

>Smashing Pumpkins
>good

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>>74994061

confidence

It's because a tall persons anus farthest from the center of the earth. Killuminati

>>74994073
me walking by 10 seconds in

>>74994061
Serious answer: they can see more of the world. Naturally they have a better, fuller perspective and they can interpret that into their art.

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>>74994061
heh

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But Ringo was the shortest Beatle, what are you talking about?

>>74994073
Because taking your shirt off is pure comedy gold.

>>74994061
I dont know about that bud, Ian Mackeye is like 5'8

Actually they don't. Tall people are more confident and socially outgoing on average, their life is a commercialism of the self, they do not have a vast emptiness in their lives that can be occupied with devotion to creative pursuits. Their music tends to be superficial and trifling, but short people, ostracised and depressed, are perfect vessels to receive and embody the mysteries of true artistry. It's no coincidence that all of the great composers of ages past were nowhere near 6'0'', the only reason tall people are appreciated as music makers now is because musical achievment plays second fiddle to visual accompaniment.

>>74995509
the taller you are, the greater the void on your inside


it is known

t. 6,6" anon with depression since the age of 14

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>be 5"10 king of manlets @ 23
>do stretches
>now 5"11

>>74995509
Dont forget a lot of these fucks have songwriters doing the heavy work for them

>>74995680
Over a certain height it does start to wrap back around, yes.

>>74995509
>people ostracised and depressed are perfect vessels to receive and embody the mysteries of true artistry
I know this is bait, but people like you that glamourize depression are what's wrong with society

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>>74994061

>>74994061
i honestly feel bad when i see giraffes walking around, they always look so lost

>>74996165
Grimey always winning

>>74994073
kek it's like she doesn't even notice the manlet is there

manlets really are invisible to women

I remember the tallest kid at my high school had some small form gigantism. You could tell because his jaw was huge. They always wanted to him try out football, but he was just a quiet guy who liked to read books and play on his DS.

>>74996395
Did you suck his dick?

>>74996415
Nah, nobody did.

>>74996415
Only twice

>>74996437
this guy did though.

>>74994073
He probably takes really big shits

>>74996503
And they're probably soft.

>>74995509
t. manlet

imagine actually believing this shit

>>74996675
It's like when uggos say beautiful people are shallow and stupid. They want to fool themselves like that because they can't accept that life is unfair and some people get it all and some get nothing.

>>74996503

Girls like that

>>74994061
I was always the tallest kid in class, towering over everyone else including the teachers and both my teachers and classmates noted how well I could play music.
I am still really tall to this day.

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>one jumps on the other's shoulder and blocks your way

>>74997008
But you're a tripfag, so your supposed "accomplishments" mean nothing.

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>>74996745
Exactly, there's actually a name for this phenomenon called "sour grapes".