Action Bronson

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I saw Action Bronson at a grocery store in Rego Park yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “I just sharted myself after eating two boxes of crunchberries with cheesewiz and I'm only here for bleach and toilet paper”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “SHARTED. MY. FUCKING. PANTS. SON.” and closing his fat hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of depends adult diapers in his chubby hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Hey portly short fellow, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the packages and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any leaky bumbags,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each package and put them in some bags and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.