times when music critics were blown to pieces

Whirr did it better.

>>74988065
what did they say?

sounds like a tryhard bitch there desu

>>74988049
wtf is jungle

>>74988096
you never been to england have you

>>74988114
England is my city

>>74988065
White are basic cunts from what I've seen iirc

There was one thread on here about some guy at a White show with a fanmade tshirt and the singer called him out on it and teased him about it in front of the entire audience, the dude was sad as shit and I still feel bad for him even today because I have nothing better to do

>>74988049
That guy comes across as a huge douche there. Resorting to making up genres just cause a reviewer didn't like your album is nowhere near blowing anyone to pieces.

>>74988086
Fantano gave a poor review to a Blood Orange album so Whirr posted a picture of the principal from Beavis and Butthead on their social media and said he looked like Fantano.

>>74988191
>Resorting to making up genres
Fuck you. Jungle is an actual genre.

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>>74988191
>Resorting to making up genres

Zomby's career is literally non existent now. Meanwhile Fantano is the most relevant music critic on earth.

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>>74988191
>Resorting to making up genres

>>74988096
Has a lot of trees

People are forgetting that Zomby was the first to call Fantano "melon". He didn't blow him to pieces, he just created a meme

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>>74988341
He was also the first person to make up thegenre of "jungle" music

>>74988342
Trent is a hack

>>74988358
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldschool_jungle

That's where you're wrong friendo. Zomby may be pretty stupid, but he didn't make up Jungle

>>74988380
sure thing faggot. how's your demo tape coming,

>>74988402
>some literally who dude who sang on a minor hit song for a literally who band 25 years ago

>>74988402
>mfw it sounded funnier in his head

>>74988342
What's inside Trent's head? What dark past can that musclebound manlet possibly have?

>>74988049
Is he calling overdose jungle?
It's more babby's first breakcore than jungle.
When I hear jungle I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Ql1EmrzZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJMZsgDCl4o

Never attack the critics. That's rule one.

Fuck them, your better than that.

this epic piece of vintage BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtf8QmaSSM

>>74988419
>trent can't be a hack because I've never created a demo tape
Trent is a hack. I work in software. I know hacks when I see one.

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>All these people who don't know about jungle
holy shit, when did it all go so pleb

Just because you put breakbeats in your music doesn't make it jungle

>>74988989
I prefer music that takes some thought and talent to make, thanks.

>>74988255
Uhh no it's a biome dumby

>>74988049
>replying to critics
Nigga is buttblasted.

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>>74988096
Please lurk /bleep/

>>74988096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxcvVdIgyBA

>>74988191
Kek

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>>74988096
>wtf is jungle
It combines dub, which is a genre from Jamaica, with breaks, which were discovered by a Jamaican living in New York, to create a """uniquely british sound"""" (yawn).

Luckily, it didn't make it out of the 90's.

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>>74988191
>Resorting to making up genres

>>74988301
in no small part due to the fact zomby is a plagiarist

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>>74989041

>>74988432
It's fine if you don't like him dude but Oasis was easily one of the most popular bands of the 90's with only Nirvana being more popular than them at their peak.

>>74988402
liam gallagher is such a mouthy cunt, I'm amazed noel didn't smother him with a pillow in their childhood

>>74988222
>https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/6a93z6/whirr-wants-you-to-fuck-off
These guys sound based af

>>74988096
Mid way between breakbeat hardcore and drum n bass

>>74988191
junglefags btfo

>>74990342
Whats dub

>>74988049
>calling entertainment art

why do normies do this? breakbeat is the musical equivalent of transformers 7.

>>74991342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T3tg6Xwt7A

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Lou Reed talking shit about Christgau is one of the greatest things ever man, I swear.

>>74988049
The insult is funny and the corrections are good, but the whole "get away from my art!" thing is a spergtastic way to respond to a fucking youtube video.

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>>74991200
The best part of the Whirr saga was when they were tarred and feathered by their own fans for making fun of a transsexual band

>>74991493
Lou Reed doing anything is the greatest. He was an asshole and I love Bowie but I still love that story about him punching Bowie in the face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BP5xAkxKw

ice cube

>>74991755
I mean it all really immature banter but the fact that people take it so seriously is absurd

>>74988394
lmfao you're a professional bait taker

>>74991755
based

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>>74988191
>All these bootyblasted junglefags who replied to this

>>74991755
i fucking hated that band so fucking much


generic band you can find in any fucking city with an established scene
oh but the trans singer!!1!
fucking hell, the worst part of it was realizing i sound dangerously close to 'alt-right'

>>74988049
It really should be stared how unworldly melon is. The guy has never left his state for anything except a vacation, and has never left the United States.

>>74988342
>You got a facebook account

He says that like he thinks most people don't.

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>>74988394

>>74992225
They make emo crying music for glasses kids. Then they tried to act badass on their facebook. Including their little manager posting videos of himself taking bong hits. It was the cringiest thing ive ever seen in my life. Then after that they tried to spread rumors that they were hitting licks. Like wtf was that all, its like they tried to kill their career.

>>74988342
What a Fedora quote. Trent is such a faggot. Hes on of the most opinionated assholes in music but he just cant stand it that people can say what they want.

>>74988470
like 2 bad experiences with women. Thats about it.

>>74990387
>zomby is a plagiarist
No he's not

>>74988049
wow! Antony BTFO with that comment, what a roast! how will he recover! hope he's okay! wow!

>>74995853
What do you guys gotta be so mean to me, for pete sakes. :^(

>>74994734
He does fucking speaking tours all over the world, numbskull.

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>>74988394

>>74991755
based whirr

Its been said that for every tweet with the word spliff in it there is a Zomby tweet draft response at the ready

>>74988402
Fred BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74992225
Americans can't handle banter, everyone knows this