Would you?

as long as she doesn't sing

>>74972540
nigga this bitch will still get me hard when she's 80

I've written a story of what I would do with her.

>>74972540
Ew, no.

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I would probably cum in an instant and embarrass myself

>>74972661
>implying you wouldn't do this with any woman

>>74972661
Like a real man

>>74972624
Post?

>>74972692
I was talking about the fanfic that was written in that /bjork/ thread a month or so ago. I wrote about half of it. I can post a link to the story if you still want it.

Maybe in the 90's but not now

>>74972725
Oh. Nah, that story was pretty boring desu.

She's apparently pretty kinky according to herself. Or at least, has a high sex drive. I mean why wouldn't someone?

Obviously I'd prefer 90s her but she's still sexy and I will forever have fucked bjork. Not something I'd ever pass up.

>>74972744
pleb can't handle a sophisticated older woman

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>ywn bang bjork

uhhhh yeah what the f bro

>>74972777
Trips of taste.

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>>74972661
>bjork will never comfort you after sex like a caring mother

>>74973206
>she will never let you drink from her breast after sex as she strokes your head.

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>>74973206
>>74973222

>>74973222
>drink
You think women are constantly lactating?

>>74973286
Of course not. She would end up lactating at some point though.
>>74973275
I'm mixed too friend.

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Yummy.

>>74973275
Look at this beautiful face. This cute, innocent, sweet and shy thing. Well... she's fucking a nigger, can you believe that? Yes, a fucking nigger. That's... unacceptable.

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No question.

>>74973673
In the dark?

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>>74973450
mature bork is best bork

>>74973700
My favorite

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>>74973700
Why don't more people understand this?

>>74972540
oh yes i would

>>74973823
this makes my heart hurt

What's the most extreme thing you'd do to be able to fuck her?

>>74973858
commit to her

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>>74973733
>>74973719

>>74973920
That would be very easy for me.

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>>74973844
this'll cause cardiac arrest

>>74974072
those music boxes are the most beautiful pieces of machinery i have ever seen.

would let her take my pathetic adult virginity

>>74974158
age?

>>74973544
Calm down, Ricardo Lopez. :^)

>>74974190
23

>>74974201
you're a young wizard, you still have a chance

whats in it for me?

>>74974257
you lose your virginity

>>74973700
Ditto.

Do you think she likes to eat pjork

>>74974733
Iceland is a pretty meat oriented place, so yeah.

>>74972540

imagine being fisted in the ass by Bork with those latex gloves...

>>74974752
Fisting would be too intense for me, fingering is more my speed.

>>74974766
>he can't handle fisting
fag

>>74974784
lol
I'd do it for bork.

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I wish that bottle was my dick.

New album when

>>74975244
New single out on the 18th

no wtf she looks like an asian with fetal alcohol syndrome. i don't understand why so many people want to fuck her.

>>74975573
i think you might have another type of syndrome anon.

>>74973299
Post-menopausal women don't lactate

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>>74975573
you gay?

>listening to marijuanna based bands
No thank you. What is there to gain from such drole music?

>muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant
>DUDE WEED LOL
*smokes it once and becomes transcended*
I Don't think so sweetie.

Never trust an addict, their brains are being controlled and they will stop short of nothing to protect their precious addiction.

Good music, regardless of the lyrical themes or your position on its themes can simply good music. You can't just deny that something is musically good just because it has lyrical themes that you disagree with. But the fact is that there IS no good druggie music. It is ALL based on their cancer-brained druglaced psuedo spiritual BULLSHIT and I don't like it. Oh its a taste thing right? NO. The music just flat out SUCKS! I don't want to hear some gay ass hippie telling me how WICKED COOL he is because he burned some shityt little plant and breathed it in. Big whoop! Let me know when Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and the other greats of old took drugs just to write good music. Use your brains kids, not your garden.

And before you stoners even THINK about replying to me...
This is the only reply you'll ever get you drug addicted freak, and you're lucky for it. Go impose your destructive drug ideas on someone else. How about you turn yourself into the police, "friend"?

>>74976493
Welp, there goes that fantasy.

>>74972661
don't even say shit like this
premature ejaculators stfu

>>74972540
Can you imagine the squeaking noises those gloves would make...?