Rock music is stupid.

>>74970819
Yes. Pretty much all music since the 1900s began is.
But it has a lot of potential.

>>74971116
music didn't start until 1910

>>74971148
this

*MAKES IT*

I saw Frank Zappa at a grocery store in Heaven yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you have a physichal phone in heaven?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? bloop? gweek?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen granola bars in his hands without paying.
The cherub at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical ingluterance,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>74971211
Is he in hell now?

>>74971285
Heaven man. They have phones in hell.

>>74971333
Do they always get repeating digits in heaven?