despacito and whatever is trendy. she doesnt care for music at all

>>74934275
Rei doesn't listen to much music

>>74934275
Garbage

She listens to what I'm promoting goys

D E E P H O U S E

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>>74934275

>>74934284
>>74934290
>>74934311
>>74934327
see? women have no taste in music whatsoever.

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>2017
>dating a white woman

country is her favorite but listens to normie pop and indie. she hates most of the music i like

harsh noise wall and big bang

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>>74934290
>>74934344
>>74934352
>virgins
xD

Ben Rector

>>74934284
>whatever's trendy

Sounds like most of /mu/

Swedish pop punk and then club pop music, but she's been open to me showing her stuff like black metal, so it's cool. She's mostly annoyed at music though, she rathers silence over it.

>>74934275
Me punching her in the face

>>74934408
excuse me? where did I say such a thing? don't @ me ever again.

Edgy shit like Amity Affliction or tries to show me dubstep tracks because she knows I like electronic.

>>74934537
t. amgry virgin

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GET OUT! GET OUUUT!

Mostly surf and indie rock.
Her fav bands are The Growlers, The Vaccines, and Smith Westerns.

slowcore and other happy stuff. it's fun.

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>>74934311
Like the band?

>>74934509
True

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>>74934275

er we met thru kanye so
kanye

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>>74934275

>gf

>>74934275
emo, indie rock, and pop punk

>girlfriend
haha

>>74934575
lol, keep projecting anon. what are you, American? I have probably slept with more women in the last month than you have in your entire life.

>tfw 25 year old virgin

Music for this feel?

>>74934701
probably some prog rock

>>74934408
Sex is overrated

Well when I had one it was mostly singer/songwriter stuff (like Kate Miller-Heidke and Missy Higgins) and some rock (Nico Vega, Cage the Elephant, stuff like that).

Nonvirgins need to leave my /mu/

>>74934275
Art Pop/Electropop

>>74934275
Metal/Rock

>>74934800
Getting laid is really easy, I'm a neet and still manage to get the pussy.

>>74934826
So your parents are okay with you having sex with random girls in their house?

I wish death on you

>>74934863
Yes

>>74934826
t. attractive

>>74934880
>tfw there's nowhere I can go wothout being reminded everyone else is having sex

Pls die

broke up with qt italian gf 2 months ago because i moved to holland. when i met her she listened to shit shoegazi (foxing) but after we dated for a year or so she got in to jazz, mostly chet baker and sonny rollins.

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she left me because i'm a boring recluse

she had shit taste anyway desu

>>74934408
Where do you think you are?

My wife has somewhat similar taste to me, we both like 60s pop like the Beatles, some indie music, and she loves the Smiths, as far as hip hop she likes Kanye and Drake. She doesn't really like jazz, but I was listening to Out to Lunch recently and she stopped to listen.

>>74934955
But her boyfriend LOVES rap.

>>74934763
I used to think that too. Fuck a nice girl who you care for
Cumming inside a vagoo is one of the best things life has to offer

>>74934973
But none of the girls I care for will let me fuck them.

>>74934996
some day they will. I believe in you

>>74934908
Listening to Chet rn, just started. I listen to all sorts of instrumental jazz. My girlfriend will be getting into him too since I just bought Chet Baker sings on Amazon. Awesome music, awesome voice, enchanting to say the least.

People who have had gfs or sex shouldn't be allowed to listen to music in all honesty

Devandra Banheart, Kimya Dawson, Beach House, and AJJ.

same as me pretty much

>>74935066
*havent listened to too much "cool" vocal jazz. Nor mich vocal music in general up until getting back into it recently, but I much prefer instrumental music, vocals can make me uneasy. My girlfriend listens to what I listen to, doesn't always pay attention, sometimes she does. Listens to post hardcore that I'll listen to occasionally, some mathrock stuff like toe, Russian circles (she likes I don't), Elvis, the Beatles, mostly 80s music. I shamed her out of liking arctic monkeys.

WHERE DID ALL YOU NORMIES COME FROM

>>74934275
My girlfriend is very passionate about music. She sings a lot and plays piano/violin. She knows far more about the subject than me. I'm going on /mu/ for music recommendations so I don't listen to pleb music, and she doesn't need to, so...

Does this thread make anyone else want to commit suicide?

>>74935161
it's okay anon just dont make music your personality unless you learn an instrument real well and im sure youll find qt aryan

>>74935161
no, just you anon

>>74935161
Go buy yourself a whore you worthless cunt

Advic to anons looking for GF, stop having high standards, actually learn music instead of just talking about it, and quit talking about your gay tastes like they make you special, get off 4chan, develop some tame humor for girls, be attractive. Be able to assess girls, find a vulnerable personality and make them fall in love with you

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The XX, 1975, 21 Pilots, Arctic Monkeys, Troye Sivan, Lorde.
kill me

>>74935210
>be attractive

Gee thanks

>>74935213
I'll take her off your hands.

>>74935213
This is every girl I meet (not many but still)

>>74934275
The sound of Chad's balls slapping on her thighs.

>>74935213
so sorry

Getting her into Boredoms, Shipping News, Boris, and other things.

>>74935220
all individual suggestions, dont need to be attractive if you have a skill (or high paying job) learn music and find a girl extremely impressed by it who has an unstable family life, also learn to listen to them :)

>>74935210
>stop having high standards
never have, just personality over looks
>actually learn music instead of just talking about it
I'm not a scumfuck about the things I love
>quit talking about your gay tastes like they make you special
what a shitty thing to do, the only women attracted to normeme shit like that do so as a fashion statement
>get off 4chan
cheeky cunt
>develop some tame humor for girls
what a bad meme, changing how you interact from one person to another shows a weak personality
>be attractive
gg, at least I'm tall
>Be able to assess girls
women are 90% shit tier people in the post-highschool pre-gradschool age range
>find a vulnerable personality and make them fall in love with you
sketchy, easy to get a fuck that way but basing a relationship on it is begging for the bitch to be crazy unless you go for the religious wife route

overall give it a 4/8, you tried

>>74935043
what did he meme by this?

>>74934275
>tfw 0 qt 3.14 gf

>>74935066
"Chet makes 'em wet!"

>>74935213
At least arctic monkeys have a single good album, it's also a shame that's the one these girls do not listen too.

>>74935210
Can't fuck personality.

>>74934275
>implying

>>74935043
no they won't anon. Don't listen to him.

>>74935356
your contentions are fine, though youre not gonna act like an autist at work are you? youre gonna change for that situation, the beginning stages of a relationship start with you not letting your full self out till youre both invested, or youll never have a gf. I was just saying tame humor because you dont want to alienate right off the bat, once someone is invested they can tolerate offbeat humor
>dont contend or take my advice, be confident, you'll find someone who'll love you

>>74935421
Of which album do you speak? She basically only listens to AM and I'm sure that's not the one you mean.

Fun to say none of my previous GFs was into music I like, mosly responding with "yeah cool prob will give a listen", but my current GF likes a lot of music I am listening/relistening now. Ther thing is she hates female vocals for whatever reason so a lot of good (in my opinion) indie/shoegaze goes off her sights.
On her own she is into some hardcore and a bit of hip-hop, which I am influencing her right now to give more attetntion.

Uh wait let me think

Fiona Apple
Nick Cave
Joanna Newsom
Random classical music, she played the harp and her brother actually plays in an orchestra

Other than that, she's okay with pretty much anything - we want together to hardcore punk/noise rock festivals, organ concerts in churches, free jazz nights at bars and raves and as far as I could tell she had a good time in all of them. I mean, she doesn't mind me listening to shit like Dungeon Synth or DSBM at full blast while we're in the same room so there's that as proof.

gf loves vaporwave, knows any /mu/core, tumblrcore, anything played on the radio in the last few years and just generally listens to a fuckload of music since she presents on a radio station

totally eclipses me in taste and scope

and shes 18 and im 22

>>74935453
Again, changing who you are from situation to situation is sign of a weak personality. You should be confident enough in yourself that you can fit the situations how you are, not how you should be. Even then confidence only gets you so far with women, it more or less gets a foot in the door but that shit becomes a bad game. I've had women over the years show interest in me simply from the fact that I am confident in who I am and that I don't change how I act around people, but it is these same women that have shown me they aren't confident in themselves or anything enough to warrant a segment of my life devoted to them emotionally. As the old saying goes women are a meme.

>>74935523
and shes mainly into post punk

>>74935534
I'll tell you, I don't change my personality one bit around my gf, but when we first started talking I kept my humor somewhat in check (im pretty dark) and she thought I was hilarious without being so dark, def would not have started off making jokes about car crashes or other morbid shit. But i regularly do now, and maybe i ruined her, maybe its the fact shes already so morbid, but we get some laughs out of them. Again would not approach and joke about being murdered by a junky negro or something to start with.

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>>74934275

Pop punk and showtunes

>>74934275
Whatever I make her listen to

>every girl except one was perfect
>she's gone

BE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>74935578
I can't even think of jokes around girls IRL and the ones I talk to online either put no effort into conversation or ghost me within a day or two.

>>74935637
>the ones I talk to online
The only time you should try talking to women online is to get at the puss or arrange to get at the puss, unless of course it is a group chat. If you can't think of jokes that 's a personal problem just join an improv group or something. If you aren't good at making humorous observational remarks you just have to practice.

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>gf

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>>74935664
I'm just anxious around girls in person. The only ones I have anything common with are ones from 4chan who invariably live hundreds or thousands of miles away because I live in the middle of nowhere. My only hope is an LDR.

Pic is literally every girl in this area.

>>74934358
>country
>favorite
Jesus fuck. How can you be with... Nevermind at least you have a girlfriend.

>>74935637
just depends on the girl, helps if you have a mutual interest and she isn't a hollow shell and can into humor.
>>74935664
like said, practice makes perfect, make observations, degrading comments about inferiors around you etc. depends on girl though, some arent interested in humor, some are, some are autistic. But getting one who will irl laugh at your jokes is best, youve got her attention when you get her laughing

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>>74935705
>country girls
fuck man, country girls make great conservative wives, I'm stuck around a bunch of self-entitled liberal hipster fucks who are boring as fuck to spend time with

>tfw no country girl with protective father to out shoot me while we get drunk and joyride in the middle of nowhere with

>>74935447
c'mon. I'm pretty sure anon can find a woman who can love him back. He got a whole life to find her

Literally Nickelback.

>>74934275
deadmau5

>>74935705
i got with my gf who lived in the same area i did, met her over social media, and it was a ldr, i had just moved away. she messaged me first cause of a mutual interest. I came back home, weve been together ever since. She leads quite a storied life in my opinion. Shes a sweetheart and i wouldnt trade her for the world. Anyways this happened 4 years ago, i wasnt looking for gf at the time, was actually the first year i was interested in getting a gf but had given up cause i was psycho (on a lot of a certain drug at the time) and totally harassed the on qt i was interested in, but i was smooth with that girl in person until i started taking too much of said drug. But ive felt overwhelming all my life and was only interested in this one girl (she was interested in me too to a degree at first but she was also a flirt) and then after fucking up and bringing myself shame i resigned myself to being alone for a while, i made ammends with this girl eventually. but anyways my gf came to me when i least expected, at maybe the most important time in my life to date. things fall together, sometimes when you least expect.

>>74934275
The sound of my cock smacking against the back of her throat while she gags on it.

>>74935816
overwhelming loneliness
>dont feel too down, chance encounters happen, as if by fate

>>74935478
Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not. Best album of the 2000s

She browses /mu/

Faggy-ass poppin peter puffer

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She listen to everything i show her and she like it a lot

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>>74935762
They aren't as good as you'd think. They still go out and funnel vodka into their assholes.

>>74935816
So if I just continue to vegetate a girl will fall into my lap, got it

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>>74935401
>>74935066
yeah the women like chet, Chet Baker Sings was my ex gfs favorite. i think its the kinda slickness he plays with that they like, doesnt hurt that he was a qt3.14. i also reccomend the Standard Sonny Rollins for when its fuckin time.

>>74936044
Looks pretty cute desu

>>74936062
With your disposition, won't happen. I'm quite the pessimist but man. Like said you got have some allure too, doesn't have to be physical attraction. Though if you meditate on perpetual loneliness that's what you'll get, and your focus is that you're so lonely and that's why you need a gf, not gonna get one that way. Take a walk.

>>74936092
Handsome until the drugs and life took its toll

Post Rock & Emo

>>74936218
well, heroin isnt so kind to any old jazz musicians. i know a bunch of real old school motherfuckers that were on the junk and they look like complete hell.

>>74934352
this
I only date black men

>>74934933
Better off without her anon.

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>>74936044
>tfw no cute hunter gf

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I don't have one, I have no use for lettuce crotches

>>74934580
>>74935092
>>74935589
>>74935502
jelly if true

kpop and a lot of singer/songwriter
it's cool

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>>74934275
tash sultana when i'm away, or whatever i put on that's pleb friendly. pic related

>>74934575
hE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF SHITLORD

African trad, desert blues, afrobeat/afrofunk, experimental hip hop

Despite the fact that she's fucking the white man

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my ex unironically listens to anime soundtracks
new gf listens to meme rock

pic sort of related

>>74934275
Shoegaze, noise rock, trip-hop, techno/dub.
:)

Frank Ocean
Michael Jackson
Lots of r&b and hip hop stuff that I can't name
Catfish and the bottlemen

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>tfw goth/darkwave/postpunk gf

We don't have the same favourite genres but there's a lot of crossover. I'm into the more guitar based stuff she's into the more synthy stuff.

>>74934275
reasons to not have a gf:
>normie
>musically retarded
>unfunny
>annoying

reasons to have a gf:

>>74934970
What are you implying?

John Maus and Les Rallizes Denudes, a lot of synth stuff.

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>>74935401
***chad***

>>74937503
i think i know ur gf wtf

>>74934652
v jealous desu

>>74937708
literally every vapid teenage girl that uses a computer has this taste

>>74934275
My worse nightmare were the days shes was into that cunt Lana Del Rey,all her songs sound the same,all her songs gave you the same feeling and lyrics were always cheesy as fuck rounding from love to an ex.

These were the days i stopped listening to my favourite radio,the guy broadcasting dared to say that Lana was a raw talent.Motherfucker.I am still getting triggered and salty over this woman.

>>74935478
Whatever people say I am, that's what i'm not.

It's not the best album of the 2000s like the other guy stated but it really is a strong album.
While personally I think AM is not good at all.

>>74934652
>>74937708
>>74937729
Guarantee she's not very attractive

>>74937780
Doubt that really matters.

>>74934933
Rick > gf

>>74935502
>dungeon synth

Having learned about this type of music recently, I can say that you my man have a very large taste in music

>>74935502
fuck you

Lee Scratch Perry and Kali Uchis.

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>girlfriend

you're on the wrong website kiddo

>>74935523
Jealous

>>74934275
Autechre

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>>74934311
>tfw asexual

not a virgin either its just completely unattractive to me.

i now spend my money on records instead of girls and all the free time goes to listening to them :)

>>74938209
oops pic was meant as a reply to >>74934311

she patrician m8

>>74937994
i want the story behind this image

AnCo and Ariel Pink mostly

>>74938281
there's this crazy preacher guy at University of Arizona (I think, could be somewhere else) who goes around telling people to never have sex and tells women they deserve to be raped if they dress provocatively. There's a vice documentary on it if you're more interested.

>>74938379
eww, she must be a land whale

>>74937729
I don't believe you

my songs desu

>>74934275
4'33

>tfw no gf

My bitch don't listen to shit cuz I rape her!!!!

>>74934275
Prince is her favorite artist
She also likes Brand New a lot
Talking Heads

Stuff like that

She has P. Good taste i m o

>>74939134
fuck her so hard, worry I might break her

Pop like Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Beyonce, some Indie like The 1975, The Maccabees and The Courteeners and then she likes dance music.

Pains me that my kids could have normie genes.

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>tfw no noise gf

>>74934275
First gf liked the cure and dinosaur jr... second gf liked modest mouse and streetlight manifesto. Pretty lame desu.

wimen are gey heh, anime is all i need

Aphex Twin, Radiohead, Bowie, Autechre, New Order, John Cage, Air, Steven Wilson, a lot of stuff really.

>>74939303
I met a Japanese girl that listened to Merzbow on Facebook. One of my mutal friends was in a pop punk band in Japan. She wore surgical masks and had dyed blonde hair. She looked really eccentric, and a lot younger than her age. She barely new any English so we barely communicated.

>>74935210
>be attractive
Sounds easy enough

>>74938207
wtf Autechre is literal woman repellant

>>74934284
>>74934311
Music is not important for you when it comes to forming a relationship with someone?
Or you just want a cumpster who doesn't talks at all?

>>74938484
Not even

>>74934763
this

>>74939654
No, I'm not autistic.

Pretty mainstream stuff, oldies, whatever is on spotify. She gets surprised by how passionately I like music.

>>74938063
Have faith anon, she could be a landwhale.

>>74939654
No, it doesn't matter.
As long she's a nice person and makes me happy.

I just want a proggy gf :(

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>>74939628
For dumb roasties surely, but for intelligent and creative girls is pure fire.

My bf and I listen to basically the same stuff: industrial, ebm, post punk, deathrock, punk, hiphop, new wave, noise, neofolk, 80s pop, proto punk, etc

But he has a soft spot for some metal and i don't. And i like modern pop.

Top 50 stuff.
Anything with more than 100M views on Youtube VEVO

>>74939303
>dressed like that
>'''likes''' harsh noise
what a fucking poser, goddamn i hate women that try to fit a scene

Death grips

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Metallica, iron maiden and other generic shit

>>74934275
ghostmane recently

How do you people date other people who dont like at least some of the same music as you? All the guys ive dated have at least been into punk or post-punk. Music is one of my main interests, i can't imagine not being able to talk about it with my so.
>>74939303
> tfw no qt female friends into harsh noise
> tfw no female friends
I just want to drink cheap beer with a bunch of girls and jam. Honestly my bf and this gay dude are my only friends. Its really sad thinking about it...

Kap Bambino, Crystal Castles, and all that shit

>>74934574
is she 13?

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>>74934718

>>74942472
Music just isn't really a thing my gf and I talk about. She indulges me sometimes and has come to a couple gigs of bands I like, even though she considers them 'weird'. Our personalities just compliment eachother and we have chemistry, thats all that matters really. We like similiar literature and both love history, so we connect on those things and some cinema. Music though, she just listens to whats popular or the classics.

Not gonna deny that I haven't thought what it would be like if she liked music the way I do though.

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>>74934275

It's a mixture OP.

She listens to any of the bands that were on Guitar Hero (she was a pro). My Chemical Romance, Blink 182, Slipknot etc. from her kiddie days

Also, nightcore, and she ripped an album of electronic jpop from YT that soundtracked some game she plays. Lana del Rey.

She's just discovered cloud rap. Also plays pop lists etc. from Spotify and makes my Last.fm a little embarrassing at times.

She's mostly tolerant of what I play, unless it's scratchy breakbeaty like Burial. Makes her anxious, she says.

She's cute af and I feel super lucky.

>>74942472
Sharing other interests, most of the girls I've been with was because of my art. I'm not a musician so its not a big deal if some girl is not into the same music as me.

Liking people because they listen to the same thing seems kind of shallow and dull. I barely listen to anything I did when I was in High School. If anything this is due to the people I've met and relationships I've had.

>>74935220
>>74939553
Being attractive is also about humour, confidence, and interest in what's around you. Remember good hygiene and good posture.

Looks is only one part and can be compensated for if you lack that.

Lana del rey, grimes, the cure. Alot of good stuff and since I discover a lot of new stuff from being on here and stuff i will play her stuff I like and she likes some of it. Pretty good boys

traditional folk/indie/twee shit/diy misc

- mainly traditional american folk like Elizabeth Cotten-ish, michael hurley, phil ochs stuff (lots of different people I always forget names),
- Alex G
- frank cosmos
- Ruth Garbus (she follows OSR Tapes really)
- local nyc diy stuff
- leif, abdu ali
- downtown boys etc...

got her more into punk stuff and techno so she's begun to look for/show me stuff on occasion.

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traditional folk/indie/twee shit/diy misc

- mainly traditional american folk like Elizabeth Cotten-ish, michael hurley, phil ochs stuff (lots of different people I always forget names),
- Alex G
- frankie cosmos
- Ruth Garbus (she follows OSR Tapes really)
- local nyc diy stuff
- leif, abdu ali
- downtown boys etc...

got her more into punk stuff and techno so she's begun to look for/show me stuff on occasion.

Mostly 2000s alternative/emo/pop punk and some current active rock (typically female-fronted bands), with a bit of older goth and metal mixed in

Some of her fav bands:
My Chemical Romance
Rob Zombie
Ghost
The Birthday Massacre
early In This Moment
pre-reunion Fall Out Boy

Die Antwoord
Neon Indian
Crystal Castles
Grimes

gf listens to Brian Eno, Cocteau Twins, AnCo, Jon Hassell, Gong, Boris, Nisennenmondai, ...
Just kidding, I'm virgin

-Paul Simon/S&G
-Classical (but only pleasant melodic pieces by Mozart or Chopin. Anything dissonant and she can't handle it)
-Neutral Shit Hotel
-Any top 40 pop she can sing along to
-some J-pop

Anything that isn't melodic makes her uncomfortable. Even entry level shit like Talking Heads or Radiohead is too overwhelming. She also can't handle any jazz more challenging than So What or Goodbye Porkpie Hat or any classical music that is remotely "modern".

90s indie rock and punk

>>74934275
Shitty Russian pop music.

>>74934275
>i have one
>i might have used too
>she may or may not listen to mainstream:country, metalcore, white girl nigga ass thumping music
>she taught me that im way to open minded and that its ok to hate shit music

>want to talk to a girl
>don't know how

how the FUCK did 800,000 years of evolution as social creatures lead to this point? Aren't humans supposed to be the top dog of socialing?

>>74935722
girls who love country often have good gf triats such as actually valuing the relationship and her man

>>74945410
We are. You're just shit at being human.

>>74934890
this

>>74942122
>implying that listening to a certain type of music traps you into a scene

real nigga

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>the fall + humanz era gorillaz
>chance
>bubbley electronic (Mura Masa, Wush, Cashmere Cat)
art-ho aesthetic, I'm not big into any of this and was pretty deep into HxC when we met but we bonded over SOPHIE

ex thought i was a total pleb
she was really into jazz and anything patton.
for fuck's sake /mu/ I didn't came here to feel feels
>fucking miss her
>guess I'm once again getting drunk tonight

okay so i have a girlfriend but im afraid to kiss her on the lips. how do i make the move to smooch her. like i know she likes me & all that & we're boyf & girlf but i just am scared to make the first move.

She listens to like jaypark & charli xcx if that helps

>>74945504
>we bonded over SOPHIE
Does she dom you and call you a good boy and make you deepthroat her strap on? Jealous as f.

>>74945668
Get drunk and say fuck it.

>>74945698
ill try it im probably gonna be sub-conscious about my breath smelling like tons of alchy though. usually way more relaxed when im drunk though.

>>74945420
I guess that's reassuring

>>74945695
nah, she is hella submissive so we work with that kink
(secretly want this v bad tho)
>>74945595
don't drink alone if you aint content with being alone, friendo

the end of yorubafag:
>>74945162
>>74945184

I don't have a gf because my face is substandard/average in best case and I'm loveshy so I buy bitches to fuck when I'm too tired to touch my ding dong

>>74945274
>Paul Simon/S&G
Nice

>>74945903
That's adorable anon. Too bad you're the one doing the head patting & not her ):

>>74945668
not trying to be rude but what are you? 12?

>>74945903
>don't drink alone if you aint content with being alone, friendo
thanks man but is kind of late for that now, already opened a beer, put a Scott Lafaro album and have a box of wine waiting for later.
this thread reminded me of how I'll never again meet someone who can tell apart Bill Evan's bass players just by listening to them.
Cheers anons

>>74934344
>women have no taste in music whatsoever
not all women are dumb roasties anon

>>74934531
John Lennon is that you?

>>74946077
im 22 why

>tfw you used to tell yourself you liked/preferred being alone
>tfw you suddenly realize you actually don't at all
>tfw you burned almost all your bridges
the past 5 years have felt like an instant
time just slips away from you

>>74946173
why do u have to bum everyone out too man keep ur depression to urself u dumbo

>>74946122
because being a grown ass man and being afraid of kissing your girlfriend is strange to say the least.
man-up and go for it, it's what's expected of you
what's the worst that could happen?
she might run away if you don't
godspeed you anon

>>74946196
how is it strange & lol at "grown ass man" & "man up" im a 22 yr old the fuck its not like im 36 or something. "man up" is the most toxic thing anyone can tell someone btw look it up.

& idk people just get nervous its pretty normal to be self-conscious. Guess not for u though

>>74946258
If you are 22 you are actually a grown ass man
why the fuck do people insist they are kids until they're like 25 now
'Man up' is solid advice for someone in your weird ass position. Do something even though you're afraid of it, take a chance, take some initiative, everybody fumbles the first time they take a step - man up.

>>74946173
Still beats being stuck in some empty meaningless relationship. I used to know a girl who's boyfriend would cheat on her with prostitutes. Only reason she would stay with him was because of her kids. They have been with each other since they were in high school. I know a few stories like this.

Having a girlfriend inst going to just turn your life around

>>74934275
my gf is a shill

>>74946258
Nah he's right, stop being a faggot. You faggot.

>>74936017
this will be the way to love someone yeh

>>74946533
It's true some people aren't worth it. But I used to cut everyone off because relationships with other people are work but now I'm realizing that other people have a lot of value and it's worth the work that needs to be put in. This goes for everyone not just a girlfriend.

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Dylan, Iggy Pop, Leonard Cohesn an other 60s/70s singer-songwriter stuff. Could be worse.

Also, this >>74934327 clearly

John Cage - 4'33"

>>74946353
? im still a boy youre just a toxic out of touch old person. fucking weirdo "man up" lmaooo

>>74934275
dub techno

>>74934973
lmao, life must be so depressing to you

>>74934275
Mostly shite. Black Veil Brides, 21 Pilots and some other garbage. Just recently, she begin to start listening to some of my LP's. Apart from that she still listen to her own music.

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>>74934275
Dadrock like The Doors.

>mfw

there's nothing wrong with being a virgin

>>74947192
but virg girls just wanna lose their virg to non-virgin boys.. feelsbadman

>tfw no shoegaze gf

Usually indie folk stuff and some baroque pop

>>74945668
Lol just do it? Like how long have you been dating? I kissed my current bf on our first date. I'm also 22.
>>74943011
I mean before my current relationship, i had only been in one other serious relatioship and i was pretty much only with him because he liked deathrock and bdsm. So it was really shallow. And i met my bf through music. I have a Neubauten tattoo. But he's a musician, so we talk about music a lot.

Noise Rock
Doom/Sludge Metal
Prog Rock/Kraut/Rio
Black Metal
Folk Rock
Ambient/Downtempo

>>74934275
You mean the girl I creep on these days?
She claimed to like DG but I think it got too real for her when I was able to engage her in conversation about them.
>She likes Queens of the Stone age, Tame Impala, Run the Jewels and Crystal Castles
A few steps above basic bitch but still kinda plebby

Solange, Big Pun, Pavement

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>>74934275
60's to 70's Rock

>>74948316
All those are good artists, you conceited prick.

>>74934509
yea but no.

there's /mu/ standard pleb music, for sure, but there's also straight up radio-core. People who listen to this don't think anything of music. Its literally people who only listen to music in the car or at work and set standards based on that.

My girlfriend is one of them. How do I break it off?

Post rock ,pop , pop punk and queen

>>74947181
So she is the man in the relationship

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Her fave bands are Hole, L7, Bikini Kill, and Babes in Toyland.

Will probably snap one day and attempt to beat the shit out of me

>>74934275
There are actual women who think this way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or2zC6Aos80
"let me look at your phone or cheating..."
I bet the only music she likes is the sound of her boyfriend's life being destroyed.

>>74934275
Pop music in general, country music, grunge music and also video game, film and anime soundtracks.
We have similar tastes in music.

>>74939303
What a qt

I was lying I don't have a girlfriend
Fuck, I'm pathetic

>>74947411
You still post here after all these fucking years. Damn you're pathetic dude. Get a fucking life

I don't have one and neither do most of you.

If you do why the fuck are you still here?
I bet you faggots haven't even read Evola or listened to Whitehouse.

Me talking about the Jews

nickelback, guns n roses, some kanye, girl and boybands that have great harmonies - exp blue.
kate bush, seal, nick cave, jack white, massive attack, anything with a story

[spoiler]spoiler alert...i'm the girlfriend [/spoiler]muahaHAHAHAHAH etc

>>74951598
i can't even spoiler
fuck me i deserve everything i get

>>74951598
So are you like.... a lesbian? Orrrrr?

>>74951665
no, i love the men

I don't have a gf because I'm still in love with my oneitis from high school who lives a state away. She listens to a mixture of indie (a lot of /mu/core like grimes, ariel pink, death grips and anco in there) and shitty top 40 rap (*ironically* but not ironically)

I only get to see her during the school breaks and we just message each other back and forth a lot. I never knew if she liked me back or not but I always wondered if she did and there were some signs throughout the years. I want to try to get a fwb thing going. We were pretty good friends for awhile and started hanging again this summer but she's leaving :((

Is the long distance thing worth it or will i want to shoot myself lads

Protip: if she likes pop music or hip hop then she's obviously a massive whore
That music is all about sexual degeneracy
And you expect her not to be? Don't make me laugh
Even Taylor fucking Swift is a whore these days

>>74951692
date a girl who goes to your uni

long distance never works. she will fuck some other dude and forget about you.

if you really like this bitch stay friends and hang out during the break but don't let her be your only option because she sure as hell isnt going to make you her only option.

>>74951695
Also, there's a shit load of rap music where a lot of the lyrics are literally just niggers going ''muh dick''
If your girl listens to that then you are a super cucked

>>74951726
This

>long distance relationship
>at college
Hahahahahaha

CellDweller and assorted shit like it.
I'm here liking Kanye and Mashup shit

Weezer, black flag, pet shop boys, mastodon, frank ocean, sheena easton, new order, johnmaus, etc.

>>74951742
he just said long distance never works.

>>74951778
I was agreeing with him.

Guy he was replying to is a cuck in love with his high school friendzoned crush who is leading him on before she leaves to go cuck him with chad football player at college while he jerks off in his dorm on 4chan. I have seen this before. Don't do it Junior.

I feel sad for some of these kids, you're young and dorky and put pussy on a pedestal without realizing just how much suffering it will cause you. So many of you, great potential, but so much lack of wisdom.

>>74951742
>>74951832
don't be a pessimist, he can get her. not all women are whores get off /r9k/

>>74951832
yeah sorry i get that.

>who is leading him on before she leaves to go cuck him with chad football player at college while he jerks off in his dorm

something we all have to go through guys and girls.
>put pussy on a pedestal
is always bad, and doesn't happen if you've grown up around women. if you've learned from them. men who know to treat women they want to be treated is the key.

>>74951866
very naive

high school relationships DON'T last in college especially long distance ones. trust me. think. just think here.

>>74951935
I met my fiance in high school and dated her for 9 years

my gf listens to vaporwave and swans oh wait you're my gf /mu/ i call you guys my gf. youre the only people i talk to and when mom asks what i do all day i say hang out with my gf but really im just hanging with you guys :)

>>74934290
shinji is better for this reason

>>74935213
troye is good fuck off

>>74952289
cringe

A mix of video game soundtracks and whatever albums I'm listening to. Pretty much no real taste of her own.

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>>74952289
/r9k/ is this way pal ------>

>>74949965
What the fuck? I only ever ask to see my boyfriend's phone if i want to change the song or mine is dead. He has plenty of female friends, i dont care. I don't understand why people like this get in relationships.

My gf has a similar taste to mine which is good because I'm pretentious.

>>74951692
>having a oneitis

Grow some fucking balls this is why guys who have "oneitises" never get their girls. Why do some dudes spend years pining over a girl who isn't interested in them?

>>74952603
because it's called love

>>74952668
and it belongs to us

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Country and whatever is on the radio

>>74934641
please god let me meat her

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Niall, Rihanna, USSR music.

She lets me fulfill my fetishes and doesn't leave the room when I blast Death Grips.

I am fully in love.

Psychedelic rock, psytrance and synthwave

Fuck you people have awful girlfriends

>>74945747
Get her drunk too. That's how me and my gf got together. We both are too shy so we had a day to get drunk together.

signs a girl likes you vs you being friendzoned

help

What do non-existent people listen to?

>>74952894
she looks you right in the eyes and leans into you. she likes you.

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>>74952894
alright let's be completely fucking real.

there is no such thing as the friendzone, stop treating girls like a fucking video game where the only two story modes are sexual chasing and complete indignation

the EASIEST way to figure out if a girl likes you is to get hints from her friends. if you seriously can't break into the friend group of your target you're not getting anywhere

of course, you could always complain about your shortcomings on a norwegian rotary board

post girlfriend's bust size

32D

>>74942122
>projecting this hard
you literally know nothing about her yet you apparently know her internal motivations

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>>74952929
>bernie pic
>advocates treating women as humans rather than sexual objects or prizes to be conquered by men
I bet you think black people are people too
literal commie sjw antifa get out gb2 tumblr faggot

some chinese shit I don't know

>>74952929
oh my god I FUCKING missed it her friends gave me some little hints and i thought nothing of it!

>>74952988
i wish i still had the humor i had when i was 15 too dude

>>74953010
>wishes he had the same sense of humour he had years ago
literally the regressive left

>>74953037
EEEEEEEEER

>>74953059
antifa are domestic terrorists dude, accept it
fighting fascism is literally EXACTLY the same thing as fascism.

>>74953076
Oh, oh! I know this one! Trevor Noah!

>>74934275

I don't have a gf but my ex liked stuff like weezer, Killswitch engage, sunny day real estate, orchid, bullet for my valentine etc.

pic related
(no pic if you have no gf)

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>>74953107
Orchid

>>74953107
ur ex sounds like a nob

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I don't have one.

>>74946758
what did he mean by this

>>74953231
>ISTP
literally the worst MBTI

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>>74953252
Why?

>>74953256
just look at this image and you should see >>74953231

>>74934275
I have to ask, could you kindly let me know who that woman is? Thank you!