/clairo/

Gtfo clairo nobody likes you
Also post your itti bitty tittays

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>>74914927
Lewd

>>74914779
Islam?

>be talent less teen whore desperate for fame
>scour the current landscape for trends and amalgamate them all in your music video
>make sure to put your cute face in the vid because it's your only asset, yet make the song about how you're oh so "depressed" about not being pretty
>youtube algorithm picks up all the mindless drones flocking to this pollutant like a moth to a flame coming out of mac demarco's rectum

bravo, bravo. witness truly great, sincere art!

>>74914779
She is probably the most overrated "musician" of the past few months.

>>74915378
There is literally nothing wrong with making pop first as an artist loads of musicians do it
>Be talent less pretty boi band that makes shitty pop musik
>Teen girls flock to it because it's fashionable
>50 years later be lauded as the greatest rock band ever
Hmm

Who is she?

>>74915601
fuck off back to your containment thread you weeb.

She looks no more attractive than a random 6-7 in 99% of American cities.

>>74915687
Clairo real name Claire
Shes a producer, singer-songwriter, physics student, and multi-disciplined
artist
Find her on Twitter @clairecottrill

>>74916077
Thanks

>>74915993
She's a total 5

Like completely forgettable in every single way

>her twitter is literally HURR BLACK LIVES MATTER DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE

shit taste in waifu as usual guys

>>74915993
>>74916122
t. normies who want a blonde bimbo with bolt ons

>>74916161

did you even read her twitter? she is most dumb shit ever been on the internet and awful hypocrite poser. literal cancer

>>74916161
>normie

Right back at you, normalfag.

There's absolutely nothing special about this girl. Looks wise, shes textbook average. Personality wise, another boring mac demarco ironic type clone. Topped with muh tranny muh white privelege. Once you lose your virginity you'll stop delusionally putting such unremarkable girls on a pedestal.

Ear concrete, she can't produce

>>74916192
unfortunately nu-/mu/ isn't about music, it's about tumblr trends

the term "our x" has completely lost its meaning, hasn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f43ODtOUmBw
Who is shilling this?

>>74916137
>She has different political beliefs than me so I won't support her
Gee I wonder who you sound like...
I really wish people like you would get their story straight should personal beliefs matter in music or not?

"She's cute, but not too cute to be out of my league. Kooky and introveted, I bet she likes weird shit like me. She'd like me"

- unconcious fan

(her music is the definition of average)

>>74916437
Hmmm wow her music is trash political standings aside what a surprise

>>74916437
>is white entitled rich useless cunt
>you white people are privileged and should even express your opinion because you are white people

Yeah, nailbomb in her mail box as her birthday present would be great

>>74916460
Hmm wow don't see that part in your original post seems kinda mealy mouthed to bring it up now don't you think

>>74916453
her music is not average, it is utter uninspired shit

>>74916482
She's boring and shit all around. And yet she has thousands of orbitters. Is this the power of being a woman?

>>74916453
How fucking boring do you have to be to see this girl as kooky, even ironically. Watching her is like watching a cardboard cutout

>>74916472
>Is emperor of Rome
>yeah you senators should check ur privilege and we should extend citizenship to foreigners

>>74916541
>reaps money from beta cuck orbiters because her white upperclass privilege
>complains about white privilege

she is hypocritical cunt

>>74916510
>Is this the power of being a woman?

Yes.

>>74916585
>muh white upperclass privilege

You fuck off too

>>74916585
What does her status have anything to do with it lol pretty sure white rich people aren't the only ones who can upload to YouTube
You act as if she's Taylor swift or something and her dad bought her a record deal

>>74914779
I'd ask her out on a date.

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>>74916641
Seriously dude look at your life what do you have to gain from anonymously defending/orbiting a completely unremarkable, boring, and uninteresting girl that doesn't even know you exist?

>>74916659
same, if I could summon the courage
I don't give a shit about her music or her views, but I think she's really cute

>>74916667
To me she's not unremarkable or boring or any of those things
First and foremost I genuinely enjoy her music so that's one thing I gain as to what I gain from defending her well probably nothing but Ill do it anyway when I see such weak arguments from people like you. Idgaf about my life anyway tbqh lls

>>74916747
I'll give you some protip advice: there's absolutely nothing special about this girl. There are millions of girls exactly like her on earth. She's both average in looks, and doesn't have much of a genuine personality either. Quit putting such girls on a pedestal and eventually youll gain self respect enough to care about your life.

I can't tell if she's 15 or 20.

Somebody tell me which so I don't feel as uncomfortable masturbating.

>>74916782
her brain is as developed as regular 10 years old

>>74916747
You can't even afford a trip yet try to be one. Why are you such a faggot?

>>74916782
How do you even get off to a literal cardboard cutout. At least porn stars are hot

>>74916781
And there's millions of people exactly like you, too. I'll give you some advice too: there is no "genuine" self or personalities. There's only the self you're comfortable being. I'm not interested as you've suggested in making anything out of life since I realized life is nothing but a definitive un-making

>>74916782
She's in uni apparently so you should be straight. Even if she wasn't, who the fuck cares.

>>74914779
i would give away my testicle to produce for her

>>74916845
Someone took the ultimate bluepill. Quit being such an emo little faggot. My point is that there's absolutely nothing special about this girl. In fact its actually impressive in how boring and average in everything she is.

>>74916845
she is basic bitch even wears black belt of cocksucking unironically

>>74916891
Lol says the person with a normie, POZd view of life.My point is even if there's nothing special about her or her music so the fuck what
You know how many artists get discussed here who are nothing special too

>>74916999
How sucking a dick makes you a basic bitch?

>>74917010
yes, we are well aware of viral marketing on /mu/

>>74917064
Artists that are already established though who make boring music and are boring people too like
Maus the microphones mount eerie NMH etc

>>74917203

and you are comparing these people who put lots of knowledge and literacy to some braindead teenager like claire whos creativity is equal to iphone's 7 she is holding to make basic bitch pictures...

>>74916845
As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves

>>74917010
>normie

There it is again. Do you not see the irony in using this term?

i want to have consensual intercourse with the clairo

>>74917203
Oh shut the fuck up. Even if you don't like them those artists have made significant contributions and waves within the realm of independent music. This is literally some chick posting shit on youtube and riding the coattails of an already dieting genre and aesthetic.

You can call them boring all you want but The Microphones and NMH legitimately innovated within their sphere. And more notably had a coherent and sincere artistic vision. This chick has nothing but cheap kitschy tumblr shit to get people interested.

>>74917370
*dying

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>>74914779
Reminder that we at the kpop general support Clairo

Clairo is my property

Clairo has great music and she is far superior to the Microjokes and numale shit like that.

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literally a 6/10 with no talent,go find a better musician to talk about

>>74917439
she killed "her" "career" with stupid privilege posting whilst being most privileged of all

get with u is great song

>>74917276
>I love you Jesus Christ over the most basic open chords

Why are you all discussing a 14 year old girl?

>>74917671
Most likely shilling and people going along with it.

>>74917671
How old is she, seriously?

>>74917717
19
>>74917707
I love her music

>>74917721
>I love her music
Fascinating.

>>74917798
Have you listened to it comrade

>>74915378

idk man this goes to show, as im sure most of us have believed that 16-18 yr olds who think they're cool b/c they know mac demarco are just as uninteresting and easy to fool / market to as 16-18 yr olds who watch the bachelor and listen to ed sheeran.

>>74917838
haha wow

i just listened to some and this is a fucking pathetic new low for /mu/

it might be even lower than /tv/s golden pedo years

sort yourselves you pathetic bastards

>>74917838
Why should I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVLqIm-S2I

this is /r9k/ levels of pathetic

almost unbelievable that she makes colleen green's 2011 drum machine bedroom pop sound interesting

>>74918053
You need to listen to more music.

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>>74917974
>blingee

irredeemable cancer

>>74914779
holy shit what a qt

>>74918316
What's blingee?

>>74918344
9gag tier meme gif maker, basically like meme generator

lmao elvis costello lookin nerds on my mad af

>>74918488
this desune

>>74916747
Careful there - you don't wanna be giving the Autistic Grimes Poster a run for his money.

>>74916747
>Idgaf about my life anyway

yeah checks out

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>>74914779
she's gonna grow up like a slutty fucking bitch with all this publicity. Like a tumblr/instagram bitch that you would fuck, but instead she would rather tell you how edgy she is and that she's depressed because society and males are oppressing her.

calling it now

>>74916845
This. Everyone is part of one stereotype or another in a broad enough view, and its only getting to know someone that makes them unique.

>>74915378
>like a moth to a flame coming out of mac demarco's rectum

Kekd

How much are they paying you guys to do these threads?

s/t won here lbr

>>74918570
nice reaction piccy lmao how old are u

>>74915687
/r9k/ flavor of the month

until they find out she fucked a black guy and they will move on to another girl.

>>74918896
>she fucked a black guy
you wish, you fucking mutt

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>tfw I've been trying so fucking hard to ignore this bitch
>but the Whites are at it again

>>74916137
Isn't she like 17 or 18? Women that age usually aren't very intelligent.

>>74919004
how is it difficult to ignore a literal who?

>>74917326
No bc there is none

>>74919366
she is just one of millions instagram cunts who tries to monetize on their looks and void personality, definition of normie by default.

>>74919004
Honestly I'm with you on this one Tyrone. White dudes tend to put boring ugly women on the pedestal, for some reason any good looking girl is automatically a slut and dumb.

>>74919366
Normie is a Facebook term. That's what anon is getting at. Its been updated.

You're trying to be a snowflake while using generic instagram terms.

>>74919543
get fucking killed you dumb piece of shit nucuck normie

>>74919704
I'll save you some embarrassment: the term is normalfag now. Using "normie" let's everyone know you yourself are one.

>>74915378
>dude i'm bitter because a cute girl's music is more popular than anything i'll ever create lmao

i don't even like her music but jesus dude

>>74919862
i mean yeah. but it must be difficult to be clairo, knowing that the bulk of your appeal comes down to how cute you are and has nothing to do with the music itself

unfortunately I don't think she grasps this and must genuinely believe the music is good, so I'm sure she's happy

>>74919816
>umm haha sorry sweetie, I'm in charge of determining proper meme usage

you're the epitome of a normie kike

These threads are tragic

>>74920178
This board is done for. What did you expect? A genuine music discussion and analysis?

>>74917370
Omg how were NMH and microphones innovative? They were definitely influential for better or worse but innovative? Now you're reeaching

>>74920254
you're a fresh cancer that needs to be expelled from this board

>>74914779
her music is so boring. at least the other claire (grimes) did some incredible music to warrant the popularity.

>>74920373
For talking about music?

>>74920470
no, for posting anime in /bleep/. you need to go back btw.

>>74920496
Bleep loves anime and me tho

:3

>>74920908
stop

>>74920935
No
>:3c

>>74920966
please put 'sage' in the options bar

it will make the thread more popular

s/t...

>>74920998
Jokes
>>74921038
Ye

>>74921097
s/t!!

>>74919988
Its shifted in usage for at least a year now. Like, youre literally letting everyone know youre both a normalfag and a snowflake simultaneously by using "normie" unironically. Youve been given a heads up

>>74914779
who is this dumb talentless whore

>>74921188
Ffs what lad tell me lol

>>74916453
this lol

>>74914779
if a dude or a fat girl made this music literally no one would give a fuck about it

>>74921249
holy shit you're actually serious

you're a fucking embarrassing human being dude

literally who

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>>74921038
holy shit this is some cancerous (you)

>>74921637
lmfao i feel bad for whites like srsly

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>>74921268
Clairo multi-disciplined artist

>>74921675
they way she capitalizes YOUR is statement that she excludes herself from it. biggest bitch ever

>>74922500
>multi-disciplined artist
Protect this buzzword. Some manufactured pop star is going to use it in her defense.

I just listened to her for the first time and watched that video where she talks in the description about how she recorded it when she just woke up and felt really ugly but recorded it anyway because ~~it's okay to feel ugly~~. If she was actually ugly no one would give a shit about her music save for a small subset of people hailing it as "empowering". She clearly thinks she's cute as fuck, why does she need to add an "empowering" message to it?? It comes off as so disingenuous. The music is kinda comfy but mostly boring. Like nice cafe music, or general background music, but otherwise forgettable.

>>74922500
The only thing that will get discipline is your asshole.

>>74922843
>She clearly thinks she's cute as fuck, why does she need to add an "empowering" message to it??
because she's emotionally dishonest, like most attractive people

>>74916077
shes a completely fucking normal nobody teenager with no musical experience.

the music is shitty derivative low-effort generic bullshit.

this is the essence of every attention seeking urban high school alt girl.

>>74922996
She makes music people including me, enjoy.
>Attention seeking
Nice projection

Would anyone care about her or know who she was if she wasn't cute? Be honest

>>74923466
no

you hit the nail on the head as to why s/t has no clue what's she's talking about

>>74919044
kek

never change mu, never change

>>74923466
Yes. The fact that she is, in fact, a qtp2t is just a bonus :3

>>74914927
Upvote also plz do a lewd AMA

Cute but that's it.

something about this chick makes me want to verbally abuse her

>>74919044
>women intelligent at any age
At least the under 18s haven't been poked and prodded by black penises

>>74924986
What about talented

>>74920507
not everyone loves you in /bleep/ just your attack dogs. most ignore you. you ruin that thread and never post music

>>74925285

How can you think this is talented? I'm willing to give people a chance but this is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI

Idk how you guys aren't don't find this bitch boring and vapid. It's literally just the fact that she has a cute face, huh?

trash

she won't last, she'll grow fat and irrelevant

tits and gtfo

>>74914779
I hope she dies.

>>74923373
Jesus dude you're fucking pathetic, you know that?

>>74926224
So will you, bishnigga. Pahaahahahaa

>>74921402
I'm not the one promoting an attention hungry, cock craving talentless nobody girl

>>74926277
Clairo confirmed dead within the week

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>>74926277
Waifufags BTFO

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>>74926322

She sings over casio presets. This is not new or impressive.

>>74915993
If anyone finds out that she's had sex; she's over

s/t please kill yourself.

>>74926549
>faggot can't even afford a trip
>tries to be an attention whore anyway

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>>74926277
guys you're getting a little too creepy

>>74926599
They got dubs twice retard. Kek wills that this bitch dies within the week

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She's gonna die.

>>74926285
Why? All I've seen you clairo haters do is hurl baseless insults

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Latest clairo news lads she was in a magazine

>>74926985
>has hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube
>listen to pretty girl and flaming hot cheetos and you'll understand why

but I did and I don't understand

>>74927084
How can you not? Seriously it's catchy af not much to "get" my lad

>>74927094
Shes no differnt than geneva jacuzzi. She stole a lot from ariel pink.

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>>74927084

moi aussi. je ne comprends pas

actually i do understand. it's about internet culture, not music. not to be taken seriously.

>>74927141
>Ariel pink
Lmao why do Ariel pink fans think every woman tries to copy him as if he was ever that relevant
People say the same things about Grimes

who is better: clairo or claire (grimes)?

Is Clairo the angel of death?

If I dream about her tonight will I wake up?

>>74927473
Hard to say lad :V maybe when clairo releases more tunes well see
>>74927545
If you dream about her ur dead

>still not BLACKED
HOW is this allowed?

>>74917040
>SPoT logo
Wtf I love Clairo now

Clairites: what should our motto be? You know how lady gaga has that monsters thing hold out your paws

>>74928592
"baqiya wa tatamadad"

flaming hot cheetos! so random! She's not like the other girls!

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>>74927737
Soon

>>74928909
LMFAO that nigga Vince he's not even really black tho

>>74928592
Posing with a fidget spinner

Might b going to sleep soon lads
Hope I dream about clairo

>>74929637
ok rest in peace faggot
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