post manlet musicians

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>>74911364

>>74911364
daaaaamn

>>74911364

How fucking short is Bruno? Becuase I know that tay tay isn't abnormally tall. Is she 5 feet flat or something??

>>74911364
This is one of the best pics ever taken.

>Bruno Mars: 5'5"
>Taylor Swift: 5'11" [+ plus 4 inch heels: 6'3"]

Heels are microaggressions against short people, and Swift should check her heightist privilege.
>2017
>Heightism still exists
Ugh.

>>74911425
she's 5'10"
so taller than me

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>>74911364

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>>74911575
Heh.

>>74911615
chris martin is the most average looking guy ever. is that supposed to be his appeal?

>>74911640
He looks like he's killed people b4

>>74911425
She is abnormally tall, and she's in heels here.

>>74911575
pppffffffAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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>>74913017
>tfw you make trent look tall

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>>74913017
mariqueen gf get pls

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>>74911575
>>74911615

>>74913028
They look gay here

>>74913054
they always do

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>>74913054
nineties was a peculiar time.

shurt cobain

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>>74913040
mommy

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>>74913082
>5'7

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Huh I always guessed him for a manlet

>>74913234
You were half right. He's a mental manlet

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More Tront

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Bono

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>>74913288

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>>74913295

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>>74913234
Well he sure as fuck acts like a manlet.

>>74913169
badass though

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>>74913234
really? he's never looked like it.

>>74913078
Mitch Jones?

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>>74913169
Youre just mad cause he stole yo girl

>>74913559
wait

I legit thought they are the same person somehow

I feel dumb

How the FUCK hasn't XXXStentacion been posted?

>>74913754
Has to be a musician

>>74913754
Why don't you post him?

>>74913280
Honestly lost respect for him now. I didn't realize he was such a manlet.

>>74914772
if he was twice the man he could be he'd still be half of what we need

>>74911575
>>74911615
/r/ing Thom Yorke Virgin/Chris Martin Chad meme

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Not a manlet, but a womanlet.

>>74911640
t. Manlet

Hes slightly above average but he takes care of himself, can't be said about /mu/ in either cases

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>>74915902

>>74915902
Being a womanlet is an advantage

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Why is it always the manlets that have the most exaggerated, attention grabbing personas? 6'4" dudes tend to be much more chill and down to earth.

>>74915973
No its not. They're cute for sex for bad relationship material, dont want your kids coming out as manlets

>>74915976
Being tall means you're the centre of attention, whether you want it or not.

>>74913040
he's come so far ;-; it's genuinely nice to see how he turned his life around for the better

>>74915995
This desu
It's scientific fact that a boy will grow to be at least 4 inches taller than his mother

>>74913280
this pic makes me happy
god bowie looks so snug

>>74916024
Bullshit. My neighbors are 17 but unfortunately for them the same height as their mother (she's like 5'6" or something) while the dad is like 5'11"

>>74915976
>down to earth
Bet you think youre clever you cunt

>>74913306
>>74913295
>>74913288
Man fuck that guy

>>74911364
tyrion and sansa?

>>74911615
>>74913234
tallness is a disease
lanky twats get out

>>74913117
WHO DA FUK ARE YU

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>>74915966
nah dougie only does gay porn

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>>74913295
>>74913288
>>74913306

>>74915966
>Dougie sullying his masculine power with succubi influence
Heterolets, when will they learn?

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Still kicks ass though.

>>74917051
delet

David Bowie was 5'10"

>>74917107
Bowie died of cancer in january 2016.

>>74913117
I always had the idea that Art Garfunkel was a pretty tall guy until I realised that image was skewed by having only seen him next to Paul Simon. He's actually only just slightly above average

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really makes you think

>>74915976
yachty is like 6 feet tall

>>74917219
that's not a manlet though

>>74913111
I'd do Kate Cobain.

>>74917243
t. 5'10" manlet

>>74917243
>when his height starts with 5

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>>74917252
can't be a manlet if you're not a male

>>74917243
Anything below 6' is a manlet.

5'10 and 5'11 are the most pathetic at all - so close to being attractive, but not quite there.

>>74917252
t. Virgin lanklet

>>74917051
I've always wondered if he was short, but to be fair his bandmates look kinda tall.

>>74913017
josh is too alpha, it's not fair

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Andi Sexgang is pretty short.

>tfw king of manlets at 5'11"
just

>>74917444
this

>>74915902
Dang, i wanna fuck boyd rice.

>>74917765
same, he can worship satan while we fug

>>74917765
>>74918035
BOYS

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>>74918074

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um...

>>74918238
>158 cm
No wonder he's so angry.

>>74918238
damn...

>>74918238
punk police probably always put him to juvenile detention center regardless of his age

>>74915902
what's it like to faire l'amour with a tiny girl

>>74918498
not as good as with a short guy

>>74917051
poor Jason, he never had a chance

>>74918821
tried both?

Anyone I've seen next to taylor is short af

>>74918859
yes sir. Idk sex with a small dude was easier and better than a small chick

>>74919180
b-but girls have body parts perfectly suited to put your pee pee in

>>74919180
fucking queers.

>>74919200
so do guys
>>74919225
lol Being with a chick is better but sleeping with guys feels better. Just being honest.

>>74919268
are you talking about the mysterious but coveted boipucci?

>>74919268
You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. You're a poof, you're a poofter, you're a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You are that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You fuck and you are fucked. You suck and you are sucked. You rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

>>74919314
Imagine being this insecure about your desires.

>>74919314
hey man I didn't want to get hard but it's going now from your post
>>74919283
of course

>>74916714
>6'3''
>lanky
jealous manlet detected

>>74911454
all aggressions against short people are microaggressions

>>74919444
lmao

>>74919314
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

>>74919314
>>74919567
you're a nut
you're crazy in the coconut

>>74916714
>go in public
>pretty much always tallest in the room without being too tall
>also decent looking
>some girls with bfs right next to them more and look away when I catch them doing it

Sorry bro...

>>74919634
modern men are cucks, news at eleven.

>>74911364
i love being a manlet

>>74920591
This
It's kinda wierd to explain why, but being a manlet is fun af

>>74917219
c'mon, that ain't short, that's average size

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>>74920712
Explain as best you can manlet

Are there actually any tall musicians who act wild and angry?

>>74915902
Boyd Rice and Doug P. are tall as fuck IIRC.

>>74911364
Charles Manson. He's 5'6
Still, he had ~20 simultaneous girlfriends back in the 60s

>>74920937
big boyz

>>74921034
Yeah, but his short man syndrome was so bad that he killed people

>>74921034
>>74921074
>5'6"

He was closer to 5'2" my dude. Honestly explains a lot.

>>74921034
wrong

>>74921074
No, he didn't. Bobby did because his life was on the line with the Straight Satans and Gary cheated him. Tex did because he was a psychotic meth-head. Charlie just wanted Tex to bring him that Sebring drug money to get Bobby out of jail.

>>74921113
Nope, he's 5'6. This is probably the funniest part of the whole Helter Skelter myth, because he's small but not that small, and Bugliosi made him out to be some kind of freak of nature.

>>74918271
no wonder he's dead

>>74921175
He's 5'2" according to the goog

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>>74921175
No, he was about 5 foot 2, for sure

>>74921208
he's married and i'm still a virgin why??

>>74921208
>was

>>74921246
he died you fucking stupid idiot

>>74917754
tell girls you're 6 if they ask, they can't tell bud

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>>74921246
People shrink in old age, he could be shorter now

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>>74919711
More like modern women are also leaning on thots. Half the time the dude isn't even aware his girl is eye raping strangers.

>>74921175
>Nope, he's 5'6.

No he's not. His weirdo worshippers have just been peddling that. Look at any picture of him with other people and he is considerably shorter, he was 5'4" at the very most, and 5'2" does not seem outrageous.

>>74921264
>girl asks my height
>tell the truth, 6'4"
>wow no way! But _____ said he was 6 foot and you're so much taller than him it doesn't make sense!

Fucking lying manlets.

>>74915976
If you can't think of any tall people with those kinds of personas you're not trying very hard

>>74921254
Charles Manson is still alive

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>>74921208
>>74921198
Measure to the bottom of the wall and realise this photo or setup has been fucked with. He's 5'6.

>>74921254
No he didn't. Where'd you get that info?

>>74921276
lol

>>74921284
Nikolas Schreck is a fucking giant. Charlie's 5'6.

>>74921366
And when I say giant I mean 6'5.

>>74921309
Do what I do. Say youre like 6 foot. That way they'll think king of manlets are like 5 foot 5.

Manlets want to fight this war, they're not gonna win.

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>>74921366
So I guess all the people in this picture are even bigger giants too? Cuz he looks far shorter here.

He's clearly elevated in that picture somehow. I don't know who this Schreck guy is, but if you're calling him a giant I'm assuming he's at least 6'4" in which case Manson should still look way shorter next to him even if he was 5'6".

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>>74921318
Go ahead list a 6'4" dude that tries nearly as hard to as someone like lil Uzi vert or Mac demarco.

>>74921501
Thurston Moore

>>74911364
moi

>> https://soundcloud.com/z3bul0n/mello-cold-summer-freestyle-prod-krisjxnes

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>>74921501
Bo Burnham

>>74921472
Nikolas is leaning down towards Charlie. All those secret service men are tall, wear shoes with heels whereas Charlie is likely wearing some hippie moccasins and has horrible posture (which is a well-known fact and the reason he is usually mistaken as shorter). Gotta go now, byeyeye.

>>74920951
>mfw I'm the same age as him
>mfw I'm almost a foot taller
>mfw he's fucked hundreds more white women than me

>>74921510
>>74921576
Oh yeah, he also has to be decent looking. Being tall isn't shit if youre ugly.

HE'S GOT A LITTLE DICK
BUT IT LOOKS BIG RELATIVE TO HIS BODY

>>74921599
Girls cream themselves over Bo all the time.

>>74921283
who the fuck is this guy, are still trying to push white boys as rappers?

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>>74911364
not a musician but yeah

>>74921765
Erm, Logic's an African-American anon

>>74921765
ACTUALLY, in case you didn't know.... Logic is biracial, actually...

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>>74921793
>Fantano is 6'1"
I think this proves who the better reviewer is

>>74921765
He's BIRACIAL
Bigot

>>74921821
>>74921829
that's even worse, jesus. 51% my ass.

>>74919444
wew
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w

>>74921906
You can tell hes not white by how his face looks fucking weird. Like an alien. Also eye color

>>74921991
Did Iggy write 5 Foot 1 so that when people meet him in real life he's taller than they expect him to be so he doesn't seem quite as much of a manlet?
Also, Iggy is a prime example of a manlet punching above his weight and not looking stupid doing it, so good on him

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>tfw 6'3''
is there a better height?

>>74922081
6 foot 3 and a half

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>>74922050
he's in Song to Song, and I thought I was going to puke when I saw him shirtless (all in glorious hd).

>>74916839
source of pic

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>>74920951
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74913024
Manlet Lamar

>>74922208
Douglas's gay porn movie "Vignettes"

>>74913134
Billie Joe? more like Minni Joe hahahahaha

>>74922121
Too tall

>>74922374
You just know she laid out the red carpet despite his height

>>74920712
I want to tell you that you absolutely will find someone who loves you and makes you happy. Being in a true loving relationship has little to do with being perfect physically. Two of my male friends are married to girls who are 5' 0 and 5' 1 respectively. Most decent girls -- the kind somebody would truly want to make a life with -- only want another decent person in kind. Falling in love with somebody has nothing to do with how they look on the outside. More than half of the girls I know in real-life are between 5' 0- 5'4. No decent woman will ever reject you because you are 1 or 2 inches shorter than them. Mean, stupid people will harp on your flaws, but what about the good things about you? Are you a caring, loyal person? Would you ever lie to your girlfriend or cheat on a woman or do something to hurt her? These are the things that matter to decent women. The girls who want to date athletes and investment bankers etc., and rate people on their physical looks and how much money they have -- do you really want to be with somebody like that? Where do you think all of those women who made fun of you will be in a couple years time?

>>74922663
>No decent woman will ever reject you because you are 1 or 2 inches shorter than them.
I agree with your general sentiment but this isn't true. I've known my fair share of women who are all decent, caring and fair people but would not date a guy shorter than them. It really is a deal breaker for many, and that's fine but don't lie to people. I'm a bit under 5'4" and there are a lot of legitimately good women out there who simply do not see someone like me as a romantic prospect. Clearly it's not impossible to find someone but it sure is a hell of a lot harder as someone abnormally short.

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>>74913111
>filename

>>74915976
Manson

>>74919444
clever

>>74922542
can't find it online help me

>>74915995
My mom's only 5'2 but I'm 6'4. Even weirder, my dad is only 5'9. What happened?

>>74925082
Your Grandad on your mother's side is probably tall, as those genes pass from him

>>74925082
your dad is the milkman

>>74916846
Disgusting

>>74925082
Your "dad" isn't your real dad. He got cucked by a 6'4 dude

>>74925108
He's short too
>>74925123
>>74925135
Nah, other than my height, I look exactly like him. Maybe my mom was cucked.

>>74922020
Eye color isn't a good indicator of race unless they're dark dark brown like East Asians. The sclera of non whites is somewhat darker, though.

>>74925082
Looks like your mom got a bit too wild with that hot 6'4" professor

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>>74925082
>mom is 5'8"
>dad is 5'10"
>both my siblings have dirty blonde hair with green eyes and are around 5'11"
>I have black hair, blue eyes, and am 6'4"
>always been dads least favorite

What does this mean?

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>>74925551
It's time to come home son

>>74925724
I wish. My dad is a miserable asshole

>>74921751
>>74921576
yo how in the world is bo burnham a try hard?
look at your picture of bo again then go back and compare him to xxxtentacles and uzi and all them. there's not a way you could dress more normal than bo burnham, he's not trying at all

i'm not even that armchair psychologist anon, i'm just saying find a better person to refute his claim with

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>>74925852
He's not your real father, son. That's in the past now, though. Let's take a swim and catch up. I'd love to hear about your life.

>>74925977
Its honestly depressing. Like even my grandpa constantly implies I'm a bastard child.

>wow anon youre so handsome! What a nice hair you have! But hm that nose doesn't look anything like grandpas did, who do you take after there? Hmmmm

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>>74926158
Don't be so depressed about it, my boy. That man had weak genes. It's why you're mother chose me over his son and our nose is strong, roman, we are descended from Caesers.

>>74911575
>Radioheads will defend this