>of Montreal >not from Montreal

>Future Sound of London
>From Manchester

>>74899125
>Tom Waits
For who though?

>The Beatles
>stopped making beat music after 1964

>portugal the man
>alaska

>>74899125
>Pink Floyd
>it's actually purple

>Adams for Peace
>none of them are named Adam

>Alabama Shakes
>the largest magnitude earthquake on record for Alabama is only a 4.8, which occurred almost 20 years ago

>Boards of Canada
>not compressed wood products, from Scotland

>Ringo Starr
>actually a nobody

>boards of canada
>actually from scotland

>BADBADNOTGOOD
>is actually g-
actually nah never mind

>go to a reunion show for The Replacements
>it's all the original members

>>74899330
see them live, you'll change your mind

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>>74899273

>>74899357
I wouldn't see them if they paid off my college tuition

>slowdive
>no professional swimmers

>This Will Destroy You
>my Chinese friend You is still very much intact after listening

>Radiohead
>have no heads

>King Crimson
>don't commit no crimes, son

>Ween
>yes

>>74899408
Is this what next level shitposting consists of?

>>74899408
huh

>>74899390
But that's right. Amateur swimmers dive much slower.

>Sonic Youth
>they're all like 40

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>>74899125
>conan mockasin
>not a shoe

>>74899273
>The Olivia Tremor Control
>Hundreds of earthquakes go uncontrolled throughout the group's career

>Gorillaz
>Are actually Humanz

I think I posted this a while ago, then they announced the new album. Really makes you think.

>Neutral Milk Hotel
>blatantly anti-Nazi

>Brand New
>formed 17 years ago

>Sunny Day Real Estate
>still sell houses on cloudy days

>bored of canada
>yeah canada is boring

>Can
>can't

>Daft Punk
>actually very intelligent, well-spoken and extravagant individuals who tickle the fancy of people as well-versed in the music as me with their highly advanced electronic music, making them in no way "daft" nor "punks"

>Broken Social Scene
>They don't post here

>>74899479
sonic youth were never young

>Nick Cave
>lives in a detached house in Brighton

>>74899841
he nicked it tho

>Eagles of Death Metal
>Humans
>Don't play death metal

>Queens of the Stone Age
>Live in modern era
>Neither female rulers nor homosexuals (probably)
>>74899863

>Girls
>it's 2 guys

>>74899953
>doesn't actually >>74899953

>Echo and the Bunnymen
>band is comprised of humanoids not a delay module and rabbit/human hybrid entities

>Mott the Hoople
>i don't even know what the fuck that means

>Arcade Fire
>they ain't lit

>Modest Mouse
>actually an arrogant fat man

>bones
>also has muscles and blood and shit

>>74900035
But at least their actually of montreal, unlike Of Montreal

>>74900035
>Arcade Fire
>they're not a Nickelback cover band as their name would suggest

>>74900167
Holy fuck I meant "they're"
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>74900101
lmao

>Aphex Twin
>has two older sisters

>>74900203
calm down, this isn't reddit
also
you should probably
go back there

>Manchester Orchestra
>not from Manchester
>not an orchestra

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>Swans
>They don't swan

>Blur
>actually in focus

>The Cure
>literal cancer

>>74899197
Godot

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>>74899406
>>74900101
>>74900549

>>74899197
ah fuck
this really made me laugh

>>74899408
boo, you suck

>>74899197
*for whom

>>74902180
>boo, you suck
>I don't suck

>>74902197
>I don't suck
>sucks more than a black hole

>>74902223
>sucks more than a black hole
>is off by one from quads

>>74899197
>for whomst've

>Alvvays
>Newer

>>74899125
>Radiohead
>only creep is on radio

>Death Cab For Cutie
>even though I'm cute they wont pick me up because I'm black

>Death Grips
>Death grips what? Certainly not my attention considering how godawful this music is

>>74902793
>Death Grips
>made me cum
pretty spot on, actually.

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>Blonde
>has green hair

>yes
>no

>can
>can't

>neu!
>actually pretty alt!

>Interpol
>not actually the International Police Organization

>Rigor Mortis
>none of the band members are dead
at least when they were active