>haha wow you're so sexy anon, what music do you listen to?

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Eurodance
Eurobeat
Eurodisco
Europop

>>74884978
No Wave

Trap influenced music

>>74884978
everything except for country and rap, babe
*brushes her hair gently*

the ones you can hear

I've been listening to a lot of the Ramones lately. I don't want to become one of those kids at my school who could play the "Stairway to Heaven" guitar solo but couldn't play three chords of a Ramones song because they didn't have the strength or ability to do it.

21 savage

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>>74885038

>>74884978
i bet that pic of her was taken on a date with some black guy

Guarantee you half the people ITT couldn't even maintain eye contact with this girl

>>74885678

Barre chords > guitar solos

>>74885812
please help me

>>74884978

I'm listening to The Stooges right now.

Looks like you gotta tv eye on me

>>74885812
I can, it will also help if I'm heavily drunk

>>74885858

Step one: look her in the eyes
Step two: maintain the contact

>>74884978
I don't think any girl has ever called me "sexy"
Some girl rather drunkenly called be "beautiful" though once

>>74885947
That's better than sexy

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>>74884978

You've probably never heard of them

>>74885947

I was called fat, but in a sexy way, once.

>>74884978
RHCP
deadmouss
ariana lagrande
kety pery (so funne)

>>74885947
I have only ever been called "sexy" by men, not even by the gf

>>74885812
I'm actually better at maintaining eye contact with girls I'm out with as opposed to be people I interact with normally. I hate talking to people sometimes fuck

>>74885885
I really like your dick

>>74884978
The Doors. The Doors and copious amounts of whiskey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pldftoUbM80

>>74885947
i get called hot or cute

>Well I've been listening lately to The Velvet Underground & Nico, did you know that the cover art is actually a dick? haha

>>74884978
Screamo

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>thanks for buying me lunch anon!

Today: new everything everything, brutus, steven wilson, and some magnetic fields

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>>74884978
Sound collages of interviews of people relating to child sexual abuse

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>>74886197
>did you know that the cover art is actually a dick?
Now that you mention it. But my skin doesn't peel back that far, and my penis isn't hot pink. And it probably doesn't taste like banana, either. I mean, it's not like I ever asked. It could taste like cherries for all I know!

>>74885812
You look at one eye, and switch betwen them and her noise from time to time.
It's kinda hard to tell the difference unless she knows eye contect well.

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>>74886320

>>74886413
Well you're probably circumcised man.

>>74886023
>The gf
Get out.

>>74886815
No, I'm definitely intact. I just haven't masturbated enough to the point where my skin goes back *that* far. That banana peel is like, half the penis, man.

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I don't think you like it

>>74884978
I've been really into lowercase lately

Brotha Lynch Hung

>>74886885
Do you have a shit ton of cheese or what?

Gábor Lázár, Future and field recordings of harbors from the 1980's.

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>>74884978
Oh, you know, just the greatest post punk album of all time...

>>74886705
Dude, looking a girl in the eyes is one of the most heartfelt experiences ever. I get this fluttered sensation in my chest and just feel all warm inside. Their windows into our souls after all.

>>74887101
Hahaha. My penis is clean and healthy. No cheese here. I was comparing my penis to an album cover sticker of a banana. Don't take me so seriously

Legitimately how do you answer this question when someone asks?

>>74885812
people who make extreme eye contact are just as bad as people who don't

>>74885868
same

>>74887218
Okay good, just making sure

>>74884978

I'm so lonely

>>74887228

Tell them what you're currently digging on...

>>74887254
Thank you, penis inspector.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37inWx3La4k
Have a great, penis-filled day.

>country and rap post-ironically

>>74886824
ugaybro?

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sorry you're not my type. white women are not ideal partners.

>>74886252
WTF I love Rand Paul now

>>74885947
My gf calls me both of those all the time.

>tfw she occasionally calls me her dreampop princess

>>74887130
The only true patrician of /mu/

I like to put on black metal and smack pale asses as hard as I can.

>>74885049
why do white people always say this?

>>74888268
because they lack the self awareness to say pleb

>>74888268
oh my god I hate niggers and I want them all to jump into a volcano

>>74888268
because that is definitive top tier taste you negro

>>74884978
The Police

im watching you bitch

>>74885947
I've been called funny while a girl eye fucked me so I don't know what that coutns for

>>74887228
Be honest except don't mention /mu/core

>>74888301
>wanting them to jump
>not wanting to throw them in
beta

>>74888238

Th...thanks

>>74884978
die, roastie!

>>74888788

Hi /r9k/!

bags of sand

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>>74888852
die, roastie!

>>74887234
correct, i dont know why people dont realize this.

>>74888877

Hi /r9k/!

I would tell her that the fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>74887130
Marquee Moon is the only good song from that album...

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>>74889024
look man just die already

>>74889109
Pleb

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=Pr-RmMiyu5g
Rate me

No girl has ever expressed any kind of romantic or physical attraction to me. This is an unrealistic premise.

Leonard Cohen is my favorite musician though.

>>74888443
I wouldn't take that as a compliment

>>74889201
song choice: 0/10
i didn't watch though

>>74889109

Pleb

>>74889290

Huh

>>74887234

How do you know what the "right" amount is. I consciously think about making eye contact, but because I do so willingly, it's hard to gauge between looking them in the eye and staring at them. I'll take brief glances away every now and then but I'm worried about if I'm doing too much or too little. Tips?

>>74884978
No woman would ever say this to me. This would never happen.

>>74889109
Correct.

>>74887234
>>74885812

Half is about right being that most of the people here have autism.

What is "extreme" eye contact? Like you still look at them even though they are looking away and then position yourself so you always remain eye contact.

>>74885947
I've been getting cute a lot lately. I hate it

>>74885947
i been called handsome but i also been asked by girls if im gay, that means r9k should make a statue of me i think

God, this board is shit.

>>74890869
ur face is shit nerd

>>74890869
:O

>>74885812
>>74885812
I guarantee you 3/4 of girls that look like that don't have the necessary skillset to survive without someone else at their beck and whim so who cares. Modern society breeds socially inept males and shallow straight up inept women. Your observation amounts to nothing except the fact that the collapse of society is going to lead to alot of losers raping alot of useless women.

>>74891329
ok kid.jpg

>>74891353
Really? I guess I imagined that conversation between two roasties discussing, "uhhh, how do you even make mash potatoes. I know right......".

>>74891442
i guess i dont watch the same youtube videos as you or whatever

>>74885038
you mean like rattling hi-hats?

>>74891459
This was at a supermarket.

>>74891523
i guess i dont go to the same supermarkets as you or whatever