>*blocks your path* >Why don't you listen to ZZ Top, anon?

>>74863484
i do. i even named my testicles precious and grace.

>>74863484
but I do

36-22-36

>>74863484
generic as fuck macho texas music

>>74863484
It's shit

>>74863484
I do, I live in Houston after all

>>74863945
>live
you mean you float in Houston?

remember, a ZZ top song samples autechre

Because the only guy in the band without a beard is named Frank Beard

>>74863484

oh but I do!!

Have Mercy Miss Percy!

>>74863630
>generic as fuck

No. Billy BadAss Gibbons is not generic...nobody but a pleb would think that.

>>74864311
wait what

>>74863484
Fun but redundant blues rock. No real problems with them.

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>>74863484

They are awesome. They love the blues, beer and MExican food...they have a great sense of humor and dont take themselves too seriously...

...and a reminder Bill Gibbons was Jimi Hendrix's favorite guitarist.

Great songs about tube snakes, hookers, parties on the patio, getting paid, waiting for buses, Jesus and losing your old blue jeans...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db94lyKYOcg

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>>74865179

>>74863484

Sublime Trucker Funk

>>74865003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7L5VgvQEXI
There's a bit of Second Bad Vilbel on this at about 20 something seconds in

in canada, we pronounce it "ZZ Top", not "ZZ Top"

>>74865448

What a cool song.

WTF- I love ZZ Top now!

They were in the only bad King of the Hill episode so no thanks

>>74864955

YOU WANT TO RACE?

>>74863484
>guy last name Beard
>has no beard

JUST

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>>74863484
b-but I do...

>>74864311
>>74865003
>>74865448

they actually sampled them without acknowledgement or permission. autechre found about it much later when some fan pointed it out

>Member named Beard
>Is the only member without a beard

>>74865614
well that's pretty shitty of them but damn if it isn't a good song

>>74865614
>>74865751
I think it was some producer through it on there as a rhythm track, or at least that's what Autechre said it probably was

>>74865751

sean from autechre said this about it: "it was their guy the producer, i think they just showed up and he was like 'hey check out this cool beat i made' so they didnt know, i dont hold it against the beards"

so no big deal i guess

2 minutes of greatness
https://youtu.be/0V9m_sEDzJw

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>>74865770
>>74865798
oh good

because my parents weren't related

>>74863484
I LOVE ZZ TOP!
The were a heavy influence on MOTORHEAD! (Plus Manic Mechanic is GOAT!)

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Why was El Loco so shitty bros?

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Look ZZ, I like your stuff, even have a couple of your albums, but if you don't move out of my way, I WILL be forced to use this...

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>>74865505

>>74863484
always wondered why the one guy had no beard

why doesnt the third guy just grow a beard? hes ruining their aesthetic