oh wait you cant
Judging by the amount of replies your right. Except the real reason is nobody gives a shit
>>74853970
lacquered fretboard feels like molasses
frets are 0.0001mm tall
nut width is smaller than a pencil
build quality less than guitar made by chinese people with downsyndrome
bridge a complete fuckhole that pretends to be adjustable but the saddles just bind on each other and jam and the screws fallout of the front grub holes
retardo expensive
>>74853970
How about this one:
Fender Stratocaster
>>74853970
Hipster fucking firewood.
>>74855959
>thread
>>74855959
/thread
>>74853970
I'd buy it just to smash it. POS guitar.
>>74855959
/thread
I'm a fan of Gibson guitars, most notably Les Pauls, and SGs.
Rickenbackers are fine guitars if you want to sound like The Byrds, or play jangly shoe gaze pop, but their sound is very limiting. I love that kind of music, but I don't play that kind of music, so give me a Gibson over a Rick any day of the week.
objectively best solidbodies are telecaster and jaguar/JM.
>>74857318
ur headstock is gonna fall off
LPs sound good but too heavy
>>74855959
>shit tier trem system
>pup positions 2 & 4 sound like a duck
>>74853970
*blocks your path*
>>74857694
>objectively best telecaster and jaguar
explain fag
Actually you're all wrong, my plastic monster is the best guitar ever built
Luthier knew this
you know it's true
>>74853970
>Nickel frets instead of stainless.
>Single truss instead of double truss.
>Retarded "classic" bridge.
>Thickly finished nitro neck instead of lightly oiled wood neck.
Nope, it's shit.
>>74857694
>>74855959
>Telecaster/Jag/Strat.
>Nickel.
>Shit bridges.
>Single truss.
better than a ricky, but no..
>>74857925
BANG. Slap a tremolo bridge on that shit and you have the best guitar ever. Lipstick pickups sound way too good to be ignored.
>>74858046
We both know that's not even close to true.
>>74858046
indeed.
>>74853970
You must be 18 to use this board