You're a DJ at a normie party. What do you play?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM

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Give them their doses

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Nonagon Infinity

grindcore

Sunn O))), naturally

>>74843634
Obscure music that makes others hate or fear me.

>>74843634
Normie music. Duh. The point of DJs is to entertain the people. In this case is normies.

>>74843795
What about secretly slipping in Patrician music to simultaneously entertain and culture though? Stuff with crossover appeal, like The Smiths and Kanye West.

Open with Pink Floyd - Money. Then play Top Trap Music videos off of youtube, commonly interrupting with Cotton Eye Joe, Blue (Da Ba Dee), Darude Sandstorm, All Star, and dat boi. End with ELO - Wild West Hero

Either I get lucky and the crowd likes the memes and I get hired next time, or whoever hired me learns to not hire some random fuck off the street.

>>74843832
>Kanye West
>the Smiths
>Patrician
no
Kanye West is normie music and also, really? the Smiths in a party? its music is not for the mood of a party

Waka Flocka Flame
biggie
Outkast
DJ Rashad
some disco/motown
Avalanches - Gimix
Justice
soemthing off Fashion Week

>>74843916
>he's never heard Bigmouth Strikes Again

>>74843634
The most popular artists on /mu/

Kanye, Kendrick, Taylor, utter shit like that.

>>74843675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA
I expected a Pantera cover of this lol

>>74844102
>>74844996
This right here. My usual go-to is Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal

Animal Collective - Untitled

>>74844996
That song was made before MAroon 5 existed

Mootie and the blue chanfish

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

>>74843634
Have you faggots never been to a party?
If it's a college party and you want some ratchet stuff, like a frat or house party, here's some of what we use:
Uzi Vert
Outkast
Future
Kanye West
A$AP Rocky
Kendrick Lamar
21 Savage
Travis Scott
Rae Sremmurd
DRAM
Kid Cudi
Mac Miller

That's what I can think of off the top of my head.

>>74843795
Exactly. Kanye, Run the Jewels, Frank Ocean, Chance the Rapper, etc.

The Chainfaggots

>>74845525
fuckin nice one bro

i play /mu/core and i say them i have hte best taste

E.R. - Feluha on repeat

Real answer though id outsource the mix to soundcloud people as much as possible

Oldschool dubstep, they wouldn't know what it was but they'd pretend they like it for that hipster/nostalgic cred just because of the physical records being present.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juoRdXKO2go

Upbeat mac demarco songs

>>74845512
damn, college parties in murica suck then

>>74843634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQyFtHMfbs&index=40&list=PLNH8Dbz1EpobgUWKTmapGTz2cMjBLnc2Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idq4MPGa76g

>>74843688
Thanks doc

>>74845713
They're not bad if you're drunk.

Yall need to mingle with the normies more often, they're usually pretty cool, and very easy to entertain with music

start off with some very popular hip hop

ASAP
Schoolboy
Tribe
Dom Kennedy
Freddie Gibbs
Kendrick
Kanye

when people start getting more drunk they will dance to anything, so then you can start playing deeper cuts that bump

KAYTRANADA
Denzel Curry
Danny Brown
Ski Mask
Latin Music (i dont know much but i get the friends to play it)(I live in south florida this is how you get dirty ass dancing to start)
Even SOME grips judging by the crowd

At the end, start playing throwbacks that everyone knows and loves to enhance unity between everyone

American Boy - Kanye
DARE - Gorillaz
fucking chop suey
Hey Ya

These are just artists off the top of my head but I have hosted my fair share of bangers and I love seeing people jam to my music haha

>>74845965
post pics

I played Run The Jewls for some ultra normies and they seemed to like it

DJ's normally throw in some obscure songs and a couple of scratches here and there at normie parties.

You just know it's not what they really want to be playing.

look at top 40 of the year list, p4k top of the year list, mix it togther. Go back to my car after the party to listen to john cage. Kill myself

>implying I would ever let the normies enjoy themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdK3g1mXjmQ
eat shit, normies

>>74843634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHiPaL0MTUk

>>74843634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg

What else would I play?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KdQ8jGMYqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9kEqvx-u0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY8v50uRBhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKrPexPMGbo

DJ for shit like wedding, school dances, shitty clubs here. For this kind of shit, I mostly play the big hits from like 1999 to current day, with a huge club banger and ballad thrown in here and there.

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DJ Snake - Middle

>>74848337
why do you play gigs like that? I always imagined that DJ's like that have are sad people. Doesn't have respect for self and for people they play.

>>74848432
It's extra money on the side and I can do it. I would play at other clubs but I can't stand EDM. Plus, I'm pretty good at choosing the songs I lay depending on the event.

I would assume the other people who do it would have sad lives, but I'm in my early 20s so any extra income is good

>>74848681
oh, early 20's ok

open spotify, find top 40, hit play and shitpost so it looks like im working

>>74845713
It all depends which crew is throwing the party. If it's a bunch of Chads then yeah, they'll play what anon said. If it's the hipster crowd, they tend to play /mu/core. If it's a sorority, they usually mix the 2. It all depends.

>>74846404
the true patrician answer

>>74843634
Impossible Nothing

despacito

hey ya, motherfucker

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Grime

Yeah - Usher ft. Ludacris & Lil John

>>74843832
who the fuck would play The Smiths at a party lmao

>>74845965
I think I know you

>>74853119
You don't hang around enough artsy type yuppies huh. Smiths and Belle & Sebastian all day.

>>74853158
to be fair I don't hang out with anyone

>>74843738
this

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Synthwave

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>switching between
P!nk - Get the Party Started
>and the entirety of this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VjoU7ZKNGE

>>74845439
upvote

Anything by Disclosure, or just this song on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA

>>74843634
Takyon on repeat, full volume all bass no treble