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Create /mu/'s Extended Family Tree 2017-08-29 06:19:05 Post No. 74841777
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>Chino Moreno
Fat and frequently drunk fun-uncle on your dad's side that comes to summertime BBQs and smokes you out while your parents are distracted.
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Your aunt who you rarely see aside from holidays, and when you do, she gets really drunk and molests you.
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>Mark Kozelek
Fat and depressed quiet uncle on your mom's side, he can be fun at times and is a huge family man, so he's dependable and caring.
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>>74842160
Always takes you to the Panera up the street when he visits.
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Bowie:
The cool, more successful uncle that you don't see all that often but brings gifts whenever he comes to visit
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That uncle that you don't see much, and who your parents make vague references to having "done something" years ago, and who when you do see him makes statements at the dinner table that makes everyone uncomfortable
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>>74842159
Always makes vaguely sexual references to you in conversation, but the rest of your family passes it off as joking.
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Your angry, drunken grandad who's always grumbling about "the obligatory niggers" and other things
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your witty, charming stepbrother who always has something funny to say. everyone loves him, but you can't help but notice something "off" about him. for whatever reason, he's always seen holding a baby
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>>74842187
Good friend of his that invites you over to his house to play vidya.
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>>74842459
toosoon.txt
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>>74842459
Your stepgrandad who your stepbrother seems very close to. Most of the family seem to like him, except for a couple who seem a bit edgy for some reason.
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the aloof uncle who takes over family gatherings and plays his obscure african music way too loud. it's why he's not often invited
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Grandaunt. Practices harp and sings at family gatherings. Everyone thinks she looks a little different from the rest of the family.
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The cousin who brings weed with whom you smoke.
See also Isaac Brock and Josh Homme
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>>74842605
Rest of the family views him as a failure.
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>>74842613
Oh shit
Your single aunt's new boyfriend who just says "Hi" then goes silent.
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>>74842557
She's a bit of an eccentric and extremely emotional, but also very caring for the rest of the family. Her appearance leads to many jokes about your great grandmother's fidelity.
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Your socially awkward "artsy" cousin, who everyone treats as nicely as they can, although she can come off as a bitchy airhead sometimes.
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Your epileptic baby stepbrother that the family coddles to the point that he can't function normally. He doesn't get out that much. You're frequently worried for him.
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>>74842219
-and then you grow up and realise he was right all along
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