ITT: Artists you thought or assumed were dead

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>>74826352
Some fat people are lucky. I guess.

>>74826352
>he released an album in 2006 called alive and kickin lmao

is this the /hellbefine/ general

Chuck Berry is like 80-something still, I assumed he died back in the 20th century

>>74826481
Erm, anon...
He's pissing on prostitutes in heaven now

>>74826481
Anon....

Lou Reed

Dick Dale's still alive and touring. Probably should be an international treasure at this point.

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>>74826512
Lmao I've been betting on this dude in the celebrity death pool since 2013, of course the year it finally happens I don't hear about it

Bob Dylan

Or is that his bloated corpse propped up there on stage?

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>>74826559

>>74826352
Black don't crack

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>>74826967
It's the kangz genetics. We should have listened.

Sonny Rollins
Little Richard
Wayne Shorter