ITT: Poorly describe band others guess what it is

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>>74813895
If your talking about Alvvays I'll fookin kill you

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>>74813913
I am

>>74813925
And OP was never heard from again

DUDE NOISY SCHIZOPHRENIC POETRY

muh college

>>74813895
dude irony lmao

>>74814134
lol who?

>>74814165
Kanye

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>>74813925
SHITTY VOCALS!?!?! WHAAAAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FUCKING RETARD MOLLY'S VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND CRYSTAL CLEAR AND SUITS THE SOUND PERFECTLY

Those are some nice pop and classic rock vibes, that's a very nice synth sound

IS THAT A CELLO?!?
A VIOLIN?!?
A MOTHERFUCKING FRENCH HORN?!?!

same riff that just gets louder then stops
repeat for around 12 tracks
voila, noise rock!

Rush on molly

>>74813895
Demarco?

>>74814120
Beefheart?

shitty descriptions on both accounts if i'm right

muh time signatures

>>74814377
literally any math rock band

>>74814148
Mr. Bungle
or, Ween

>>74814417
I was thinking of Father John Misty, but both of those could also work.

DUDE VINTAGE FUZZ

DUDE WEED LMAO

DUDE OLD HORROR FLICKS

DUDE SABBATH

Dude clash lmao muh ska muh roots

DUDE THE AMEN BREAK

>>74814355
>Beefheart?
no

>muh warm analog synths
>muh samples from nature documentaries and porn

>>74814573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCj-uAFVHoQ

>>74814457
You hate the police, don't you?

>>74814573
boards of canada

DUDE THIS BITCH IN THE HOSPITAL IS FUCKING UP MY LIFE AND MY MIND :'(
>>74814457
Electric wizard

>>74814457
Uncle Acid

>>74814120
give answer

>>74814610
>>74814603
Yes lads

MUH POLITICS. MUH CAPITALISM IS BAD. MUH TWO DRUMMERS

>>74814457
Sleep
>>74814514
Literally any jungle
>>74814573
BOC

DUDE COMIC BOOKS

DUDE ALOOF, MONOTONE DELIVERY

DUDE INTERNAL RHYMES

>>74814777
Mf doom

>>74814745
I was thinking Venetian Snares specifically but I was worried it would be too obvious if I mentioned cinematic string music.

>>74814610
antlers

DUDE CIVIL WAR

DUDE SHALLOW LITERARY REFERENCES

DUDE BIPOLAR DISORDER

DUDE I NEVER TOOK SINGING LESSONS

DO YOU LIKE THE HOLD STEADY DUDE?

DUDE I HAVE A BEARD ON EVEN NUMBERED ALBUM CYCLES

>>74814745
GY!BE

>>74814457
Could literally be any stone rock/metal band.

So I'll say Elder, I've been getting into them lately

>>74814920
Ye

>>74814867
titus andronicus

>>74813895
Most indie bands these days?

Take some pretty decent melodies and harmonies in a boyish voice.

Ok now add a reverb and turn it up to 100. Some nice analog delay.
Tack on another reverb just to be safe.
Alright lets get samples, lots of samples so it sounds like a gurgling drain pouring down a clogged sink.
Also some bongoes
.
Lets do some yelping noises goin YAH YAH YAH and EH EH EH

DUDE OCCULT THEMES

DUDE CONSPIRACY THEORIES

DUDE GUITAR ARPEGGIOS

DUDE TRIBAL DRUMMING

DUDE WEED LMAO

This one should be simple.

>>74814134
Is it American Football

>>74815287
Kottonmouth Kings

>>74815136
...Tool?

>DUDE, THE EIGHTIES! (EVEN THOUGH NONE OF US WERE EVEN 10 YEARS OLD DURING THE EIGHTIES)

>DUDE, NOIR AESTHETICS

>CARTOONS, LMAAOOO

>>74814120
deaf grapes?

>>74814377
dream theater

>>74815287

Jank?

>>74814347
Beirut, but only in their most recent album

i hate school, oh shit my dad's dead, oh fuck i'm a rock star, oh god i'm a drug addict, oh wait nvm i fixed it all, phew

>>74815130
the frightened babies poo

>>74815576
Is that a real thing?

DUDE RNB

DUDE MY VOICE DOESN'T MATCH MY BODY

DUDE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME

DUDE NAME CHANGE = BETTER MATERIAL

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>I'm just a melancholy hipster dude who's really into russian shit and my old work was highly influenced by tom waits even though I won't admit it

DUDE I PIONEERED A GENRE

DUDE MY FIANCE LEFT ME

DUDE I REALLY WANT TO DIE

DUDE HERE ARE A BUNCH OF REASONS THAT A BUNCH OF THINGS ARE TERRIBLE

>>74815517
Gunship? I'll fucking stab you anon

>>74815524
yes

>>74815601
nah that's an animal collective lyric

>>74815643
yeh didn't think anyone would figure it out since there's plenty bands that fill the description.

>>74814389
>>74815538
i was going for tool

AYYYOO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC IT REALLY DEEP
U DONT GET IT BRO LISTEN TO IT 5 TIMES
GUD IS DED XDDDD

DUDE ICELAND

DUDE MELODRAMATIC IRONIC DEPRESSION WAY BEFORE IT WAS COOK LMAO

>>74816847
Sigur Rós

DUDE FABLES

DUDE HARPS LMAO

DUDE SQUEAKY VOICE

DUDE ASS IS FAT

>>74813925
well you did say "poorly describe" and that was as poor as you can possibly get so good job

>>74815574
I mean at least do the whole band in general instead of one guy m8

>>74816867
joanna newsom

DUDE CALIFORNIA

hey, we're girls
hey everyone, look at us, two girls, making punk music. how unconventional, right?
i hope you haven't forgotten that we are females

we're not real
album is disappointment of the decade

>>74816947
gorillaz

SAYTHAN

>>74816924
RHCP

>>74818119
you just don't get it, man.

that's fine.

DUDE VIKINGS

DUDE MUH PAGANISM

DUDE SHITTY QUALITY

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>>74819721

>>74819828
helo barg bigernes

>>74814134
Vampire Weekend obv

DUDE ALMOST PAT NAGEL

>>74814457
gizzard wizard

>>74813895
DUDE WE'RE A BOYBAND
DUDE WE COUNT AS ONE I PROMISE

>>74813895
Fuck my life i want to die, i also yell alot

haha you know hwat, this beat sounds real good

okay now im going to autistically screech over it instead of rapping and completely waste a good instrumental

DUDE A N A L O G
DUDE N O S T A L G I A

DUDE REVERB
DUDE MORE REVERB
DUDE CHURCH ORGAN LIKE MUSIC
DUDE AUTISTIC SCREAMING
DUDE MUMBLING VOCALS
DUDE SYNTH

DUDE LOUD
MUH RASPY VOICE

>tfw want to be punk but too whiny
>tfw girls
>tfw skateboards

>>74821218
nirvana

>>74821255
sum 182

DUDE ALCOHOLISM LMAO
DUDE CHARLES BUKOWSKI LMAO
DUDE UNCONVENTIAL INSTRUMENTATION LMAO
DUDE SHITTY CIGARETTE RAVAGED GROWLING VOCALS LMAO

>>74815287
Tame Impala

easy mode

DUDE L.A IS SUCH A GEM OF A CITY
DUDE HOLLYWOOD HORROR STORIES
DUDE IMA PISS ON THIS CASSETTE TAPE AND CALL IT MY NEW ALBUM

>>74820164
Chester Bennington?

>>74814457
Electric Wizard

>>74814134
Descendents

>>74815609
... Har Mar?

>>74813895
The beatles

LOL DINOSAURS ARE ANNOYING TEEHEE SO RANDOM

Bro
What if
What if bro
we made music
bro but,
it was bad music
but what if bro
it was bad on purpose

>>74815574
The Wall

>>74814610
The Antlers

>>74813895
ah-bloo-bloo

>>74814120
sonic youth?

>>74814134
hopsin>>74814389

>>74814134
hopsin

>>74826126
Bingo.

>>74827549
>VREEEEW

My contribution:
DUDE OUTSIDER MUSIC LMAO
DUDE WE'RE MAKING IT ON AN IPAD LMAO
DUDE LET'S SHILL ON /MU/ LMAO
DUDE Let's stop before this gets out of hand LMAO

>>74823297
nope